Coffee Mugs

Hell doesn't care about cat hair. Show off your love of all things occult and cat love with this, "Pet Cats Hail Satan" sphynx cat design featuring a satanic sphynx! Perfect for funny cat gifts, occult humor, satanic rituals, and hailing satan!

Sip on your hot, steaming cup of java with a side of devilish humor. Our "Drink Coffee, Hail Satan" mug is the perfect addition to your witchy morning routine. Embrace your dark side with every sip as you enjoy your caffeine fix. Whether you're a caffeine addict or an avid Satanist, this mug is sure to tickle your funny bone. And let's be real, who needs a Faustian pact when you have coffee? Enjoy a sinful sip and start your day off right. It's a must-have for any coffee lover with a love of all things spooky and devilish. So let the world know your true colors with every sip. After all, there's no shame in loving your coffee and Satan equally.

The occult musings of the Hylian people go back decades. Enjoy your nerdy side with a little occult flair with these triforce symbols reminiscent of the legendary hero of time, and the song of passing.

Behold, our Praise The Sun Tarot Card Mug: the perfect blend of gaming, occult, and tarot art for all the Sunbros out there! Whether you're a seasoned warrior of sunlight or a newcomer to the Dark Souls community, this mug is sure to bring a little jolly cooperation to your day. Featuring a mashup of the iconic Sun trump card from the Rider-Waite tarot deck and classic gaming visuals, this mug is the ultimate nerdy addition to your collection. The rich, high-quality print ensures that every detail of this stunning design truly shines. So whether you're sipping your morning brew or taking a break from battle, make sure to do it in style with our Praise The Sun Tarot Card Mug. Order yours today and embrace the power of the sun!

Respect the Earth and the Earth will respect you. Collect your treasures and witchy wants in celebration with this occult musings coffee mug design with natural elements like beetles, death dead moth, sticks, teeth, runes and more! Perfect for anyone looking for something spooky but mystically wonderful.

Introducing the Kermit Tarot Card Mug, the perfect way to get your daily dose of inspiration while sipping your favorite brew. Whether you're a fan of the Muppets or just looking for a quirky item to add to your collection, this mug is sure to delight. The design features Kermit as the Hermit card in a Tarot deck, providing a gentle reminder to take some time for introspection and find meaning in solitude. But don't worry, this cute green guy won't judge if you prefer to socialize after all, it's none of his business. The message of growth and accomplishment that he brings is universally relevant, so whether you're starting a new project, looking for a new job, or trying to improve your relationships, you can find guidance in the Kermit Tarot Card. So, why settle for a boring old mug when you can have this whimsical and meaningful creation? Order yours today and let Kermit be your guide to success.

I may be trash, but at least I'm *~witchy~* trash! This raccoon uses the power of crystals to harness trash vibes. The nocturnal "trash witch" also worships the moon, and practices witchcraft in your local dumpster. Be on the lookout for these crafty sorcerers...

Witchy Women Support Other Witchy Women! Show off your feminist witch attitude with this design! After all, women are powerful, and not just in pagan magik...

Ah yes. The Tower- of garbage. This card often represents trash pandas, or sometimes is a sign of a hot mess about to happen. Sit pretty on your mound of responsibilities and accept the inevitability of everything toppling over eventually with this funny & cute take on the Tower, featuring a raccoon eatin' some pizza.

Show off the deep dark depths of your soul with this funny shark mug design featuring the text "Bite People Hail Satan" for the occultist shark lover. Perfect to conduct rituals, practice which craft, occult gifts, and warn people that you and your spells can bite, especially when you haven't had your morning coffee!

Shout out to all the crystal mommys, and especially the crystal bitches out there. I love crystals, and you should let the world know you love crystals too!

This witch is well read! Show that you're an educated, spell casting babe with this, "Well Read Witch" witchy, ribbon design! Perfect for loving spells, fantasy, and magic.

I love my crystals, but no matter how many I collect - I still get stressed out - I mean, the vibes are good but can these beautiful shiny things eliminate my responsibilities?

When you're dead inside but still trying to be optimistic. You tell yourself and others that today is just another fine day. Everything will be fine. We're all in this together.

Garden Witch! This cute witchy design features a couple magical elements and potions, there are two varieties of mushrooms, the flowers of Nightshade and above it the 'Eye of Newt,' and don't forget about the crystals too! Perfect for green witches (and I don't mean their skin, come on).

Keep your distance and do some soul searching introspection with this bigfoot tarot card design! Perfect for wandering around the woods alone and fricking the EFF OFF, only to be occasionally seen on blurry photographs.

Embrace your crystal clear cowboy energy with this, "Crystal Y'all" crystal ball design! Perfect for loving occult, cowboy humor, tarot, fortune telling, and crystals.

There's something charming about things that are drawn badly or out of the ordinary. What a better way to capture that than with badly drawn tarot cards? Add this design to your silly occult collection!

I like my coffee black just like my magic. Show you like your coffee with no cream and sugar and you like your magic full of necromancy and gorgons with this mtg song parody inspired design.

The bard, a symbol of mastering your loved hobbies ... and perhaps a symbol of flirtatiousness. Getting this card means that you are sure to master the thing you love most! or maybe it means you'll land a date with that hot elf you've been eyeing.

Let's get this spread! This pun Tarot themed design features an illustration of a hand holding the Wheel of Fortune Card and the Sun card, both of which are symbols of wealth.

Perfect for witchy cat and tarot lovers! This terror of the night might look a little frightening, but as long as you offer them a sacrifice that consists of kitty treats or cat nip, you'll be okay.

Burn sage and blunts, but not witches! For any witch who practices kushcraft, this "burn blunts, not witches" design is perfect for you!

A yes, The Heck Boy- a card that denotes v spicy hecky stuff like parties and debauchery and mischief, sexy things, addiction, etc. Drawing this card can mean all sorts of fricky frack. Get your next tarot reading done with this Major Arcana Devil card depicting the worlds spiciest heck boy!

Ghoost. Part ghost. Part goose. Show you're love for spooky spirits and majestic water foul with this dead Canada goose design.

Join the corgi occult with this cute, "Pet Dogs Hail Satan" corgi design! Perfect for goth, satanic rituals, loving dogs, corgis, and worshiping satan the best way you know how, petting dogs!

This witch mug is perfect for all coffee-lovers and crystal witches who are "fueled by crystals and and coffee". This occult mug is great for fans of coffee memes, healing crystals and witch quotes.

Show off your dark magic with this "Hex The Patriarchy" feminist witch design! Perfect for casting spells on inequality, fighting for justice, girl power, witches, and feminists!

Are you tired of feeling drained and low on energy? Well, we've got the perfect remedy for you! Our Fueled By Crystals & Coffee mug is sure to lift your spirits and give you the boost you need to conquer the day. This witty and creative design is perfect for coffee lovers and crystal enthusiasts alike. Whether you're a seasoned witch or just starting out your spiritual journey, this mug will make a great addition to your collection. So why not treat yourself or a loved one to this fun and whimsical piece? Let the power of coffee and crystals fuel your body and mind, and take on the world, one sip at a time!

Respect the Earth and the Earth will respect you. Collect your treasures and witchy wants in celebration with this occult musings coffee mug design with natural elements like the death dead moth. Perfect for anyone looking for something spooky but mystically wonderful.