Greeting Cards

I love you as much as I love eating garbage, valentine! Thank you for loving me through all of my trash.

Thanks for being F***ing weird with me. Let your weirdo lover know you appreciate their strangeness with this vintage illustration inspired design.

Would you bee mine, valentine? You're the honey to my hive! You make my heart buzz!!

Potatoes are my true love. Celebrate your love of potatoes this Valentine's Day with this candy heart with "Potatoes" written in script lettering!

My love, you are PAWsitively radiant. You're my cat's meow! Would you bean my valentine?

Do you lift? Cuz this is a great pick up line. Show off your charisma and charm with this , pick up line design featuring the text "Are You A Hamburger? Cuz You've Got Buns, Hun ;)". Great for a valentine, crush or anniversary gift!

Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs. These candy hearts reveal that if you toss enough salad you can one day be a small business owner.

Looking like a snack. Celebrate Valentine's Day with those chalky little conversation hearts that be looking like a snack.

Guilty as charged. Good thing your only crime here is stealing hearts. Anything more than you'd definitely be a menace to society.

I may be slow, but know that my heart beats fast for you, Valentine! There's no shell about it, I just love you that much <3 Spread some love this Valentine's season with this cute snail design!

I might be a Demon Slayer, but i'm still capable of love. So, will you be mine, valenswine?

You are a gorgeous gorgeous girl <3. Show your crush, lover, or partner how much you care about them with this trendy, cute Valentine's design.

I'm a Simp 4 U, Valentine. <3 Show your love and appreciation for your lover or crush with this fun candy heart design!

Proudly share your simp feelings with your crush with this, "Simp" script candy heart design! Perfect for a Valentine, lover, and romance.

It would make me the happiest mothman in the world if you were to commit atrocities with me, valentine! I don't think I could continue to commit crimes against humanity without you.

Say goodbye to traditional valentines chocolates, and say hello to love nugs!! who doesn't love a good nugget?!

I love you because you're such a fungi, valentine! i just want spore of your love! I can't get enough!

It's true, valentine... I'm margay for you than you know ;). If you have a love that you're just head over heels for, then this ny animal valentine design is for you!

You're as cute as pie, Valentine! Slice up a piece of adorable cherry pie with this song lyric inspired parody design.

You make me thorny ;) Show your crush, lover, or partner how they make you feel special feelings with this , "You Make Me Thorny" rose design!

Pizza is my favorite love triangle <3. Show off your love for your favorite food with this, "My Favorite Love Triangle" pizza design!

Give a not-so-subtle hint to your significant other with this, "Let's Spice Things Up" hot sauce design! Perfect for Valentine's Day, anniversaries, dates, lovers, and having NSFW humor!

Will the stars align for your love? Ask your crush what their birth chart is and see how compatible you are with this, "What's Ur Birth Chart?" candy heart design!

Who needs hugs and kisses when you have mountains of chocolate? Not me, that's who. Wear this shirt and give the fam a not-so-subtle hint this Valentine's Day, or any day really.

You've got me feelin' spicy! Show your lover or crush how you're really feeling with this , "Feelin' Spicy" red chili pepper design!

Share that you're feelin' hot and spicy with this , "Feelin' Spicy" hot sauce design! Perfect for a lover, Valentine, or crush!

This might sound cheesy, but pizza is my true love. Share your love for pizza and foodie feelings with this pizza candy heart with retro type design!

Love your own vibes this Valentines Day, babe! Feel the love in this design perfect for those celebrating self love.

*Clink clink* That means I love you, right? Celebrate love with your favorite bar buddy this Valentines Day!

Ribbit! Ya hear that? I love ya! Tell someone just how deep your love is with this froggy design.