Greeting Cards

Is reality actually a simulation? Whatever it is, it's rough! Grin and bear it with this sassy, "Just Another Day In The Simulation" smiley design!

What the hell?! I didn't ask for this! Man, this is a ripoff! Why would I want to be around... you know... *gestures at general surroundings* All of THIS!?

A pain for every season! Get used to your body falling apart and aging with this, "Back & Body Hurts" logo parody design. Perfect for embracing your chronic pain, having back pain, getting older, and dealing with our human flesh prisons on a daily basis!

Watch out, she a feral girl! Show off your feral girl fearlessness with this funny, "Feral Girl Summer" screaming opossum design. Perfect for embracing your imperfections and doing whatever tf you want!

Ditch purrrrfectionism and live your best feral girl life with this, Feral Girl Summer cat design featuring a sassy black cat! Get weird and do what you want.

I Will Feast On Your Dying, decaying Corpse - yum yum. This sassy, hungry, and adorable mushroom is ready to recycle.

Drink Water You Hot, Dehydrated Bitch! Inspire yourself and others to stay hydrated with these funny and sassy watered words of encouragement!

Ohh don't mind me, I'm just over here heating my sad, lonely, microwave dinner and raging at socio-economic issues! Show off being an Over-educated Under-Loved Millennial with this cute, retro, rainbow smiley design!

Everything is fine! I'll just smile through doing my little tasks while the world crumbles further into a capitalist hellscape!

I may be smol and cute, but trust me, I won't hesitate to cut a bitch.

A fun but nsfw design showcasing the pleasures of eating a delicious lollipop. If you got a sweet tooth yourself, it's definitely hard to resist something so yummy!

Listen to the Godfrog and froget about it, or else.

Y'all ain't ready for this. This here is rated M for Milf, so you better proceed with caution. Otherwise, you'll be too overwhelmed by her power she has over you!

When you're dead inside but still trying to be optimistic. You tell yourself and others that today is just another fine day. Everything will be fine. We're all in this together.

You're a small but might mushroom, not to be messed with! Show off your sass with this mushroom with a knife illustration! Perfect for being a threatening fungi.

That moment when you watch so much true crime you're now basically qualified to be a detektiv. People better be aware of you. There's no way they can get away from hiding the truth with you around!

This might be too soon, but I was wondering if we can take the next steps in this relationship. Will you... be my partner (in crime)?

Give people a warning that today, you chose to be a menace after waking up. It's the most courteous thing you'll be doing for them.

Ever run into someone you dislike? Well, fear no more, for this shirt will do all the speaking for you! When you purchase this design, there's no need for you to do any confrontation. You can just go about your day and carry on.

Are you as sexy and talented as this duck? If you are, this here is your spirit animal! Bring out your inner pin-up girl and dance your heart away like this little baddie.

Gift this sassy design to someone you know who happens to flake a lot. Whether it's intentional or accidental, you know who you are.

This goes out to the gas prices that were once low and affordable. In loving memory of lower gay prices. Pay homage to the days of low gas prices passed with this funny, political design.

Let's face it, we all need the sun in order to survive, because who else will provide us all the vitamin D and kisses on our skin?

Hey you - shut the fluff up! Express your annoyed feelings and wanting peace and quiet with this funny, "Shut The Fluff Up!" cute, sassy cat design!

I have no idea what I'm doing - but I'm still magical! Show that you're majestic like a unicorn no matter what with this, "I Have No Idea What I'm Doing" rainbow unicorn design!

Fat Goth Slut. Show that you're a fat goth slut and you're proud of it with this metal body-positive inspired design.

Keep heteronormativity out of hell! Get sassy and satanic with this, "Heathens Against Heteronormativity" funny queer design.

Don't bother looking for gold. Seems like this leprechaun is very much lepre-done with your shit.

Introducing the worlds cutest most sassy animal fish creature ever to exist.... the Snappybara! Feel your Snappybara sass in this adorable mashup design.

You're out here catching vibes! Show off your vibing energy with this, "Caught A Vibe" retro, rainbow, groovy text design.