Greeting Cards

This raccoon will heck you up if you get too close. Be mildly threatening to keep distance with the , trash animal design with a raccoon wielding a knife.

I swear a lot. I'm sorry, I'll try to swear less, one and two are lies, eat my ass. Show that you have a foul-mouthed an no intention of changing that with this sassy design.

A pain for every season! Get used to your body falling apart and aging with this, "Back & Body Hurts" logo parody design. Perfect for embracing your chronic pain, having back pain, getting older, and dealing with our human flesh prisons on a daily basis!

Show your petty disapproval with this funny, "Thanks I Hate It" thank you bag parody inspired by the "thanks I hate it" meme! Perfect for embracing your sass and sharing your opinions.

Show me the money, honey! Get paid with this , "Pay Me" smiley face in a colorful, retro, 90's bubble letter style!

Karma is a spooky bitch and will haunt you! Keep people spooked from treating you badly with this , "Karma Is A Spooky Bitch" sassy ghost design!

Spooky and sassy, this ghost does not approve. Boo all the haters with this , BoOoOo ghost design with a sassy ghost giving two thumbs down!

Cast some sexy spells with this, "Witch In The Streets Switch In The Sheets" sexy, occult, witchy design! Perfect for loving to switch and be a witch!

Just a silly goose living their best silly goose life! Show off your love of geese, space, reading, pizza, sleeping, sunshine, and being a honking goose time!

This barn ain't big enough for the both of us, so why don't you cluck off!? Show off being a sassy, silly chicken with this, "Cluck Off" chicken design!

Watch out, I'm back on my silly goose shit! Show off your love of being a silly, sassy goose with this illustration of a goose wearing sunglasses strutting in the sunshine.

Always use pro-hex-tion. Show off your love of being a sassy, sex positive, witch with this cute, "Practice Safe Hex" witch design with a sword, skull, moon, candles, and magic for your spells!

Stick your face between my cheeks and chow down. I got sass with a whole lotta ass. Thought this would be a cute floral ribbon? Nah fam, eat it.

State your boundaries and advocate the necessity of consent with this, "The Absence Of A "No" Is Not The Presence Of A "Yes" quote. Perfect for standing up for your needs and keeping to yourself.

How about you mind your own business and buck off! Show that you'd rather be left alone with this angry, "Buck Off" deer design.

If you're goin fish might as well F*** around and find trout. Emit a powerful aura as you go fishing with this sassy trout .

Going away because I do not wish to be perceived.~ Show that you'd rather be left alone with this, "Don'T Perceive Me" AIM away message design. Perfect for being sassy, nostalgic, and independent.

New moon, who dis? Show off your love of Luna and phrases with this sassy, sleepy, new moon design!

Name a more iconic duo...I'll wait! Show off being the powerful combo that is being Gay and being Grumpy with this , "Gay And Grumpy" pride design! Perfect for being a tired gay, taking a nap, and being a proud grump.

Be tough like this tadpole with this , "Badpole" tadpole design! Perfect for being badass and loving tadpoles, frogs, amphibians, and aquatic life!

Wait, You think I waited 17 years, molted my brains out, and came here to do anything other than party and scream? OMG like, AS IF. Get nostalgic with this totally radical sassy cicada design.

Tch! I-it's NOT like... I LIKE EWE, BAAHKA!! Haphazardly hide the feelings towards your crush with this anime sheep that isn't fooling anyone.

If your size never stopped you from raising your voice, this cute and inspirational yelling baby goat is for you!

You may be cute, but this snail isn't messing around! Show off your mildly threatening sass with this, "Mess With The Shell I'll Give You Hell" snail design!

Give some peace to this praying mantis with this sassy, "Don't Bug Me" bug design. Perfect for saying leave me alone, being a sassy insect, and warding off predators.

Leave me alone and let me be - even better, do not perceive me at all. This ironic, sassy design features the text, "Do Not Perceive Me" with a large smiley face staring blankly into space.

Don't come any closer...I may be small but I'm no softie. Show off your fierce sass with this , cute snail with a knife design!

Be sassy, elusive, and lure men to their death and place in heck with this cool oceanic mermaid demon design featuring a deep sea !

It's okay to be a little prickly sometimes, you're still cute! Show your love for sassy kitties and cactus cuties in this purrfect design.

Don't give me sass or you'll get the axe! Show off your defense with this "Mess With The Turt You're Gonna Get Hurt" design with an illustration of an adorable turtle ready to fight if you get feisty! Perfect for animal humor, turtle , turtle , and feelin sassy!