Greeting Cards

Happy Father's Day from your favorite financial burden! Show your daddy some love with this funny card showing that you are thankful for all of your Dad's finical sacrifices.

Sometimes we give in to our anxieties, cost of living, food scarcity, mental health, there's a lot to keep us up at night! Yeah, scary right? Anxiety inducing, even. Show everyone your ironic side with this humourus design.

Forget Christian Girl Autumn and live your best Feral Girl Fall. Show off your anti-perfectionism and weirdness with this fall, feral, black cat design!

The Apawcalypse is nigh! Celebrate our turbilent world with this cute kitty who's already raising up her own ruckus!

Motherfluffer. An expression for the ages. Show off your sassy cattitude with this funny cat design!

Be a feral cutie on your next date with this cute, feral, candy heart design! Perfect for finding feral love and living your best feral life!

Baddie by definition is a noun. It means a person who is confident and always slays. Slay all day and be a bona fied baddie in this sassy, baddie, definition design.

If you love pink and also love gangster rap, this girly design is for you! Represent your taste in music and disregard for authority with this F*** The Police design for ballers who really know how to celebrate Valentines!

Have a feral day! Show off your feral girl summer in this funny, take out, thank you bag parody design. Perfect for living your best feral girl summer vibe.

Sometimes you've just gotta listen to that constant gnawing feeling/voice in your head... YOU MAY, regret it and it may be wrong, but man its sooo tempting!

This lil guy is just as cute as the next turtle. However if you decide to cross him, you will face serious consequences, so try not to underestimate him, eh?

Shout out to all the crystal mommys, and especially the crystal bitches out there. I love crystals, and you should let the world know you love crystals too!

Hey baby, how about we extend the warranty on this relationship?

I Love You Like A Mushroom Loves a Dying Corpse! And that is a lot!

Feed me and tell me I'm pretty AGAIN, I'm STILL HUNGRY. Eat junk food with this funny screaming cat t shirt perfect for any cat mom or dad out there who feels ready to knock something off the table any time they get hangry.

Show the world you mean business when you wish to have your pronouns respected with this sassy and cute shark design with a trans flag behind them!

For all of us that love our lil fuzzballs know that cats are the epitome of the term crackhead energy, especially when the zoomies kicks in! A funny and cute design for cat lovers alike.

I Love U Bitch.

Will you take up on this challenge? Will you let this raccoon call you trash? Are you just going to stand there and not copping this sassy design?!

Physically. Mentally. Emotionally. Exhausted. Everything isn't all rainbows, ironically - I'm f***ing tired. But at least I have a self deprecating, sarcastic sense of humor about it.

This floral feminist shirt is perfect for all antisocial people who are sick of the patriarchy and of 2016 in general, so just, F*** off, but nicely, like a cute floral design. This sarcastic shirt is great for fans of feminist apparel, feminist qutoes and sassy quotes.

We all need to have a good cry sometime, or express how we want to cry in the inside , this cute lil' over-sensitive fella is here to do just that for you, poor Cryolophosaurus!

Go full goblin mode and embrace your inner goblin with this cute and cooky but crackhead energy of a cat!

Mess With The Pork You Get The Chop! Go vegetarian, or face the CHOPPPING BLOCK. This piggy is gonna fly... it's little piggy fist in your face!

Let's normalize every restaurant giving you after-dinner tums. There's way too many of us that have digestive problems, just give us something to soothe our pain after filling our stomach with that which we know will hurt us.

There's a lot of materials I could choose to be, but the one I chose was WAIFU material.

Seriously. Can't you see I'm doing good over here? Vibe with yourself and keep people you don't wanna deal with at a distance with this sassy hermit design!

Bah humbug! Krampus sure is a grumpy one right now, as he wasn't able to punish those pesky kids, poor guy. Show off your love of the Christmas season with this Krampus grumpy design!

Show off your appeal to the thicc-er crowd with this sassy retro inspired design!

Yeah, I'd rather be playing wordle right now. If you'd rather be solving word puzzles on your phone than do anything else show it off with this funny, sassy parody design.