Greeting Cards

Thanks for being F***ing weird with me. Let your weirdo lover know you appreciate their strangeness with this vintage illustration inspired design.

Retro and trashy, these two bros are here to save the garbage kingdom from the trash collector! Rescue the princess and eat the trash with this retro inspired Racoon and Possum design!

These hips don't lie, and they're in pain! End the stigma of having aches and pains with this, "My Hip Hurts" sassy, sarcastic health design in a retro aesthetic.

"There's nothing that a hundred deer or more could ever dooooo. I bless the reins down in Aaafricaaaaa~" Celebrate this holiday season with this Toto-inspired reindeer design!

Power to the People! Celebrate black empowerment and protest culture in style with this tattoo-styled rugged design.

This lil snail on a flower is here to remind you to take it easy! Whether you're tending to a garden, soaking up some sun, or just enjoying some nature, this adorable snail is for you!

Aye lemme get that fit check. SHEEEESH! Show off your look with pride with this funny, radical, hyper chromatic 90s inspired "sheesh" design.

Minimalist Monstera Illustration. Show your love for minimalist design and monstera plants with this illustration. This design is perfect for plant lovers and art lovers alike.

Clits R Us! A funny retro parody logo of our beloved franchise super store.

Oh sweet Sadako -- although your passion for love is admirable I don't think VHS and Kill is the way to garner a relationship! But you do you I guess... as long as you don't come near me -- Uh.. you okay? W-- Wait! DONT TOUCH ME!

Equip yourself with the best gear suited for your quest, use your inventory to its fullest, and cast some radical spells with this retro game-inspired pixel art magician tarot that resembles RPG graphics of yesteryear!

A big lump with knobs, it has the juice, I can't imagine a more beautiful thing! Show off your love of corn and the internet with this funny, "It's CORN" design! I can tell you all about it!

I wish I was as high as inflation - I'd be so baked right now! Show off your humor at the stress and anxiety of living with the highest inflation in generations with this funny, "I Wish I Was as High as Inflation" weed design!

peace the frick out with this rad alien that's definitely taking the next UFO off this planet. Perfect for making a quick exit and returning to the cosmic ether.

Will you take up on this challenge? Will you let this raccoon call you trash? Are you just going to stand there and not copping this sassy design?!

Your body doesn't depreciate in value as you age! Love, appreciate, and respect how time transforms your physical form with this body positive floral design!

Show that you're a hard core gamer looking for those sweet sweet experience points with this funny video game themed shirt. This shirt is perfect for wherever your quest takes you whether it be the gym, yoga class, school, or work.

Show the world (literally), that cllimate change is real, listen to the earth! We can make conscious efforts to be green, keep carbon emissions low and encourage others to do the same with this neat 1920's inspired toon design!

So many big impactful things start small! Celebrate the explosive power of mother nature with this inspirational Earth Day design that looks and hopes for a greater, greener future!

Get your groove on in the kitchen and get ready to whisk it all for a snack with this funky psychedelic looking bakery pun!

Simple. Don't Be A Dick. Display your heartfelt opinion to the jerks of the world with this vintage inspired design!

Tell the world that you're not just any nerd, you're an original Sega nerd with this vintage style design!

Oh ho ho! The holidays have me feeling a bit NOGGY ;) Get into the holiday spirit with this naughty glass of eggnog inspired by vintage cartoons.

Now That's What I Call A Lesbian! With all your favorite hits of Pride! Perfect for your favorite butch, femme, and everyone who subscribes to all things sapphic.

Don't Be a Dick... Be a Daddy! Show off your positive dad vibes with this retro design! don't be a dick... be a daddy dont be a dick be a daddy don't be a dick be a daddy daddy daddy jokes retro hippie daddy dont be a dick dad jokes daddy vibes good vibes positive vibes dont be a dick please dont be an asshole daddies daddy attitude don't be a dick...

Ohh don't mind me, I'm just over here heating my sad, lonely, microwave dinner and raging at socio-economic issues! Show off being an Over-educated Under-Loved Millennial with this cute, retro, rainbow smiley design!

Human rights and dignity don't stop with reproductive healthcare -- we need full body autonomy for all! Show that you support women's rights, trans rights, and the human right to your body with this powerful floral protest design.

Coffee is way too overrated. Drinking tea is not only the next best thing but also the punkiest beverage out there. Drinking liquid created by crushed, dead leaves is oh so very punk.

Whether you're live streaming, sharing content, or just hanging out - encourage your viewers and friends to procrastinate with you with this, "Procrastinate With Me" shooting stars design!

Help end the stigmas around mental health and attention span with this, groovy, "Easily Distracted" design. Perfect for having ADHD, overstimulation, and dealing with brain things!