Greeting Cards

OMG Valentine, I'm like, TOTALLY CRUSHING on you!! Like, LITERALLY! With my GIANT, TERRIFYING, KAIJU BODY!! Luv U bbaaaaabe!!

My fellow lactose intolerants, there's no secret that we all have a forbidden affair towards certain foods that contain dairy. Even though this love is looked down upon, I bet some times it's something that's worth shitting for.

Ever had a bad knee that likes to act up and commit the crime of giving you pain? You might not be the only one with a criminal like that.

Life is relentless. It just keeps happening. Let everyone one know life's got ya down with this strange illustration of a crab smoking a cigaret.

Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs. These candy hearts reveal that if you toss enough salad you can one day be a small business owner.

Waking up and choosing violence is so last year. It's time to take it up a notch and be a menace. It's subtle, classy, and harmless while doing the most. So go ahead and leave that seat up and be true to you!

Ever wondered what vegan poop would look like? Well, here you go, a design depiction of what it could be. The mystery is solved. You're welcome.

You should pat yourself on the back for an amazing accomplishment! Sometimes this shit is hard to go by, but if you pooped today, good for you.

Surprise your friends or loved ones with this adorable black cat design! This is great for gifts or any special occasion. Get the best reaction from your people when your order this design today!

A fun but nsfw design showcasing the pleasures of eating a delicious lollipop. If you got a sweet tooth yourself, it's definitely hard to resist something so yummy!

If I'm not for anyone, then it just means I'm for the streets. The streets are always welcoming.

Listen to the Godfrog and froget about it, or else.

We all have those days when we're so overwhelmed and overstimulated with tasks. Sometimes we feel like we're going to lose our shit and go crazy. This design is made for people like you!

When you're dead inside but still trying to be optimistic. You tell yourself and others that today is just another fine day. Everything will be fine. We're all in this together.

There's nothing moodier than a possum on a swing. It's crazy how those things can go through all those mood swings. If you can relate to this roller coaster of emotions, then this is your sign to claim this energy.

If someone ever asks you what your weekend plan looks like, just show them this design. A picture speaks a thousand words, that's for sure.

We the people? Nah, we the Millennials are really going through it. This generation really be seeing once in a lifetime events more than any generation ever has. If you're a millennial and you're struggling too, you should get this design.

Give people a warning that today, you chose to be a menace after waking up. It's the most courteous thing you'll be doing for them.

Give people that double-take as you wear this design. This is especially effective if you're looking to hire workers for your business.

Ever run into someone you dislike? Well, fear no more, for this shirt will do all the speaking for you! When you purchase this design, there's no need for you to do any confrontation. You can just go about your day and carry on.

Get this minimalistic vegan daddy design for all the vegan daddies you know. They will not be disappointed with this honorable title.

Are you as sexy and talented as this duck? If you are, this here is your spirit animal! Bring out your inner pin-up girl and dance your heart away like this little baddie.

This packed design is dedicated to all potato lovers. Y'all be hella sluts for them delicious starch-filled root vegetables. Don't be shy about it, express yourself with this quirky design!

Gift this sassy design to someone you know who happens to flake a lot. Whether it's intentional or accidental, you know who you are.

Bonjour! A pleasure to meet you. They call me monsieur poot poot, glad to be of your acquaintance. Smelly regards!

If the home boy Goku was a chicken, he would be called Gokoo. He who embarks on a quest to become stronger and learns of the Chicken Eggs, when, once all 7 are gathered, grant any wish of choice.

Some people never left their emo phase. This also happens to apply to our emo cloud here. Rock this edgy emo cloud design and make your emo elders proud!

Sometimes it do be like that. Humans can be as F***ing relentless as life. Enjoy this dark irony design and bring awareness to remind people to be more caring!

Just giving y'all a warning when someone you know gets a little moody. It's an indicated sign to give them some foody to make them happy.

Oh my, what a sophisticated lady. In case people forget, this design will help them remember to shut up about being ladylike or not.