Greeting Cards

My fellow lactose intolerants, there's no secret that we all have a forbidden affair towards certain foods that contain dairy. Even though this love is looked down upon, I bet some times it's something that's worth shitting for.

Potatoes are my true love. Celebrate your love of potatoes this Valentine's Day with this candy heart with "Potatoes" written in script lettering!

Pho Ever and then some, Valentine! Warm up with this adorable foodie inspired design.

Just out here gathering goods in the woods! Show off your exploring energy and nature love with this foraging, plants and mushrooms design!

A fun but nsfw design showcasing the pleasures of eating a delicious lollipop. If you got a sweet tooth yourself, it's definitely hard to resist something so yummy!

If someone ever asks you what your weekend plan looks like, just show them this design. A picture speaks a thousand words, that's for sure.

Show your mom you spored no expense this mothers day with this punny adorable design that's sure to show how mushroom is in your heart for your mom!

Gift this sassy design to someone you know who happens to flake a lot. Whether it's intentional or accidental, you know who you are.

Just giving y'all a warning when someone you know gets a little moody. It's an indicated sign to give them some foody to make them happy.

Foods over doods always! Show off your love for foods and forget dudes with this funny food before dudes parody, funny spelling, foodie design.

There's no time for jokes, someone get this cat food right meow!

You're the star baker now! Celebrate the best baker you know with this fun, "Star Baker" GBBO inspired design. Perfect for baking pies, cakes, bread, and all things baked!

What do you get when you mix the cutest food with that cutest animal? A meowcaron, of course!

Bubbly, delicious, refreshing, soda pup! What's your favorite, docter pupper? Pupsi?

Feed me plant dad, feed me now! Show off your love for musicals and plants and be a nervous plant dad of a man eating monster with this cute, plant dad parody design.

Kitties do be loafin'! Loaf up with this adorable feline.

Knead me, daddy -- then toast me and eat me! Show off your foodie NSFW fun with this bread design.

There's beef cakes and then there are also stud muffins! Show off your Baked goods with this cute and , food , muffin design.

Udon Till I'm Gone! Feed me the udon or get gone! This design features an anime inspired bowl of udon noodle soup! You know how you always just want to eat the food in anime? Because same. Perfect for anime foodies and noodle lovers!

Say goodbye to traditional valentines chocolates, and say hello to love nugs!! who doesn't love a good nugget?!

Let's Taco Bout Mental Health! Destigmatize seeking therapy, destigmatize mental health! Let's talk about mental health more over some delicious tacos, please!

I say this from the pit of my heart., you're an Avo-cutie!! show your valentine that your love for them is just like your love of avocados with this adorable food !

Your Love Is Eggsciting! Show you loved one how much eggscitement you have for your love!

Pizza is my favorite love triangle <3. Show off your love for your favorite food with this, "My Favorite Love Triangle" pizza design!

Give a not-so-subtle hint to your significant other with this, "Let's Spice Things Up" hot sauce design! Perfect for Valentine's Day, anniversaries, dates, lovers, and having NSFW humor!

You've got me feelin' spicy! Show your lover or crush how you're really feeling with this , "Feelin' Spicy" red chili pepper design!

Share that you're feelin' hot and spicy with this , "Feelin' Spicy" hot sauce design! Perfect for a lover, Valentine, or crush!

This might sound cheesy, but pizza is my true love. Share your love for pizza and foodie feelings with this pizza candy heart with retro type design!

More Burritos Less Bullshit. Simple. Life would be so much easier...

I Can't Eggscape Your Love! And I don't want to! Show you loved one how much eggscitement you have for your love!