Greeting Cards

Hold me, I'm a mess. :) Show off your self-deprecating humor, love for tacos and food with this , crumbling taco design.

Give your loved one the gift of your heart (and pizza). This cute pizza design greeting card features the text "Have A LiL (Pizza) My Heart" with illustration of a slice of a pizza holding a heart. Perfect for a valentine, loved one, best friend cards, pizza lovers, pizza , food and food lovers!

Eat what you want, when you want! Show off your hunger and love for food with this , "I Eat What I Want" shark splashing in the sea design.

Everything is fine, I'm fragile and crumbling - but it's fine! Show that you, much like this crunchy granola bar, are having a hard time keeping it together in life with this, "I Can't Keep It Together" illustration of a granola bar falling apart!

Top me on anything, and whip me, Daddy! Show off your sassy, kinky side with this, NSFW, flirty whipped cream design!

Like a goat in a field, all I desire in this world is to eat literally anything put in front of me and to be praised for my astonishingly good looks. Is that too much to ask?

ToOoOasT! ToooooOOoOOoAaAsT! Are you haunted by the unfinished breakfast of yesterday? Then this ghost toast is coming for you!

The divine in my pasta sees the divine in your pasta! Show off your love of meditating and marinara sauce with this , "Nampaste" spaghetti design. Perfect for loving pasta, carbs, and noodles.

Calm and cool as a cucumber. Show off your coolness and love of vegetables and food phrases with this, "Cool As A Cuke" idiom design. Perfect for vegetarians, gardening, being calm, composed, and cool af.

My Nana is the best, I love my Nana! Show off your love for your Nana, even if she's quite literally a banana with this cute and Grandma, Mother's Day Greeting Card design!

My Nana is the best, I love my Nana! Show off your love for your Nana, even if she's quite literally a banana with this cute and Grandma, Mother's Day Greeting Card design!

And you must be a mouse, cuz' that pickup line was CHEESY! But You're cute enough... I wouldn't mind playing a game of cat and mouse, if you catch my drift.

Shuck Me Daddy! Horny and corny and ready to be shucked! This nsfw hentai corn is husky, and hoping for a good shuck!

Food loves me, I can always count on food to cheer me up! If there's anything that will motivate me, it's a nice juicy burger. If i'm going to a party there better be free food, or else you can count me out.

Todays been a bad day, just leave me alone with a box of donuts. They don't even have to be good donuts. Now shoo, I have a date with some tissues.

It's feeding time! Show off your persistent hunger and love of food and cats with this , "Moody For Foody" cat design with an illustration of a hungry cat! Perfect for a cat lover, being moody, feeling sassy and hungry!

Spice up any occasion and show up to the party right on thyme with this cute gardening ! Perfect for chefs, green thumbs, and plant enthusiasts who just wanna have some good vibes.

This little pepper packs a ch! Claim your tiny yet mighty energy in this spicy design.

This mushroom isn't messing about! This angry little cap is here to settle things once and for all.

Just an empty taco shell waiting to be stuffed. Show off your dirty, foodie humor with this, "Stuff Me Daddy" taco design. Perfect for loving tacos, NSFW , being kinky and getting filled with toppings.

We've all been there when the biscuit dough pops off. These baked goods are about to slaaaay, mama.

What's better than sushi and booty, sushi with booties! Show off your subtle butt love with this colorful, subtle sushi booty design.

Sometimes you're so full of love that it oozes out! Show someone how much you ooey-gooey love them with this chocolate dessert inspired design.

'Tis The Season for Brie(son)! What could be more of a holiday essential than melted brie on a Christmas Charcuterie, Yule log roasting on the fire, a glass of wine... sound glorious? Show off your Christmas Cheese and Cheer with this brie pun design!

There is magic in making your home cozy, learning new skills, letting nature overgrow, trying things out yourself, and letting nice things be nice things, and in doing things for other people because you want to. If cottagecore is your jam, this spin on the Magician card featuring a frog making a meal inside their rustic home is for you!

This turkey is baked! Ain't nothing wrong with a little devils lettuce before the family feast! Now somebody pass those potatoes!

All eggs in hell are hard boiled... And that's how you get Deviled eggs! Satan's favorite appetizer, and who could blame him? This tarot card sees deviled eggs in you future! Yum!

You know that feeling when it's Thanksgiving and your plate is loaded and your bones are a chattering and you sit vacantly in your chair slowly turning to dust cause you're dead inside? Relatable content, tbh.

This turkey is baked! Ain't nothing wrong with a little devils lettuce before the family feast! Now somebody pass those potatoes!

CAKE ME UP INSIDE, CAKE ME UP INSIDE (CAN'T CAKE UP)! Save me from the cake I've become. If you find yourself in the existential cake mess that is 2020 this parody is for you!