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be as reckless and impulsive and unpredictable as a crab with a knife and a cigarette with this Knight Of Wands design! Perfect for scuttling along a beach and causing chaos for all those who fear you!

SO TRUE BESTIE <3 <3 Like if you agree. Spread some feminism with this ironic design that just wants to be fully supportive of women.

What the hell?! I didn't ask for this! Man, this is a ripoff! Why would I want to be around... you know... *gestures at general surroundings* All of THIS!?

How is my intel so bad that I have to go through SEVEN WHOLE CASTLES to find where this princess is? Cripes! You'd almost think she doesn't want to be rescued! ...Waitaminute...

Ugh, I can't go out there. Have you SEEN how conservative-ey it is? No thanks, I'd rather stay in until the weather changes.

Oh magic 8-ball, should I apply for the job? ...oh. Well then. Maybe I'll try asking again tomorrow---oh wait. Man, for a cheap plastic oracle, this thing sure is depressing.

What really grinds my gears is if we've been planning it for months, and then suddenly "Oops sorry I uh I have to... become a tree. Today. Nothing to be done, bye bye". Unf.

All right, fess up and face your comeuppance. These claws must have their vengeance upon the vile fiend who woke me from my happy nap.

This thing packs a wallop! I swear, you give me trouble and I WILL hit you with 2000 psi of pure hydro power. Clean up your act or I'll clean it for you!

Nothing says you can't be a bookworm AND a looker! Literacy is sexy and you know it!

Some Call Me An Enchantress, A Sorceress, A Witch, Or Even a Devil, But You Can Just Call Me Sexy. *winks* Show off your witchy sass and humor in this magical design!

On That Bad Bitch Witch Shit! Hot witches unite, the cauldrons burning, and we about to get ~magic~ with it. This pastel pink and purple design channels that bad bitch, hot witch shit aura that you need, with little crystals, mushrooms, and candles to match.

College Educated Goth Daddy, SO DON'T TEST ME! Rawr.

Satan, Sex, and Chicky Nuggets! All you need in this life, and all you get in hell, we're so ready! Show off some sassy satanism, sex positive, chicken nugget fun with this design!

Look at her tailfin. It is so big, she looks like one of those sunfish. She looks like a total prowfish, kay?

Ya better not get too close or too comfortable friend, I'll chomp ya if I don't like the vibe! Be small, spicy, and dangerous enough to draw some boundaries (or some blood) with this cute cat design!

Be sassy, elusive, and lure men to their death and place in heck with this cool oceanic mermaid demon design featuring a deep sea !

Relax, take a load off! Jeans are for people with something to prove. Who cares if you're wearing soft flannel pants at home? Or at work? Your junk is covered, what else do they want??

Alpha Male? Oh, You Mean Douchebag right? Alpha males are just douchebags in disguise - radiating their toxic masculinity bullshit. This anti-alpha male shirt will be sure to relate to sassy feminists everywhere!

Yes, I'm a Woman, And No, I Won't F***ing Apologize For It. Why must we women always apologize? It's certainly a F***ed up female habit we just sort of were forced into by the patriarchy, we often feel obligated to apologize for what men deem as 'emotional', so SCREW THAT BS, let's break the habit - women, you don't need to apologize! Oh, does my tampon make u uncomfortable, GROW UP! Also, trans women, if anyone is 'offended' by your decision about your own body, F*** THAT, YOU DON'T OWE THEM AN APOLOGY!

I'm a THICC Bootied Goosie So Please Excuse Me! We got a goose with a caboose coming through!

...Is that...a threat...? Stay cute, stay ominous, stay full of spit with this cute af llama design, perfect for keeping people on their toes and maybe 6 feet back.

I'm That Bad Bitch Your Horoscope Warned You About! Yup, it was right, you should stay away from us witches, non-believers, and celestial succubi, but you just can't, because our signs are aligned, baby. If you're a hoe for your horoscope, then this is the design for you!

I'm That Astrology Bad Bitch Your Mom Warned You About. Yup she was right, you should stay away from us witches, non-believers, and celestial succubi, but you just can't, because our signs are aligned, baby.

My Form of Exercise Is Taking a Turn About the Room, thank you my lady. If you're a British history or literature nerd, love the aesthetics of the Georgian, Regency, and Victorian Eras, then this ought to tickle your fantasy! This anti-fitness 18th century diss will be the talk of the ton!

If there isn't coffee in my hands in thirty seconds, life is going to get very unpleasant for everyone in a two-mile radius of me. Highly suggest coffee compliance asap.

This dragon is cute, but watch out! It's also fiery! This adorable dragon design will be sure to warm hearts, perfect for dragon lovers and nerds everywhere!

Be your own awkward valentine with this twist on candy hearts featuring phrases that conjure feelings of cringe, social anxiety, awkwardness, tiredness, and all around noping out energy.

If you were born to 'Corn cause you give a dang and resist the apathy and cruelty of modern society, this cute unicorn is you! Spike your hair and be as elusive with this cute k unicorn design!

Cute But Will Impale If Necessary Unicorn, this unicorn has got the sparkles and sass to match! Don't cross her, because she WILL impale if necessary!