Neck Gaiters

Life is F***ing relentless. It just keeps happening. Let everyone one know life's got ya down with this strange illustration of a crab smoking a cigaret.

Somewhere deep in the Hundred Acre Woods, a bunch of psycho stuffed animals prepare to burn one of their own as an unholy pagan sacrifice to save the carrot crop! Oh bother.

Ugh, I can't go out there. Have you SEEN how conservative-ey it is? No thanks, I'd rather stay in until the weather changes.

No thoughts head empty for Halloween! Show off your love for , Halloween and spooky jack o'lantern pumpkins with this , festive, "no thoughts head empty", parody design.

Look at that goofy grin, so innocent... and so thinly veiling the evil intent of a criminal mastermind. What sinister plots hide under that hat? DON'T TRUST IT!

This thing packs a wallop! I swear, you give me trouble and I WILL hit you with 2000 psi of pure hydro power. Clean up your act or I'll clean it for you!

Is it weird that I can play a video game about cleaning things for ten hours straight but I can't be arsed to clean my room? ...Yes? Well, too bad. This virtual house ain't gonna spray itself.

Those shifty eyes bely the evil intent of a sinister mastermind... what heinous fins---err, sins---are brewing in that tiny fishy brain?

What even does a shark god bless their people with anyway? Bountiful tuna, I guess?

What lurks in the mind of the beast that lurks in the darkness? Perhaps he plans to cheat on his taxes---or worse, lie on a resume! True evil waits in the sea...

I WAAAHnt to suck your blood! WAAAHt is a man but a miserable pile of secrets? Come find me in TWAAAHnsylvania! Don't put a stake in my HWAAAHrt! Okay sorry, that one was reaching.

Look, I'm just not in the mood for your landers today. Maybe you could pop over to Mars instead? Or just, y'know, stay on Earth until you figure out pollution, my atmosphere's thin enough as it is.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (It's been a moment, please excuse me.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (It's been a moment, please excuse me.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (It's been a moment, please excuse me.

That's one hip meemaw. If your grandma can it up with the best of em, this ny play on the word "meemaw" is for your dear ol gran.

If it's a bad cry or a good cry, just give me a bag of rangoons, and make sure they're the ones stuffed with the most cream cheese please. No, I'm not sharing, but thanks for bringing them!

If it's a bad cry or a good cry, just give me a bag of rangoons, and make sure they're the ones stuffed with the most cream cheese please. No, I'm not sharing, but thanks for bringing them!

If it's a bad cry or a good cry, just give me a bag of rangoons, and make sure they're the ones stuffed with the most cream cheese please. No, I'm not sharing, but thanks for bringing them!

If it's a bad cry or a good cry, just give me a bag of rangoons, and make sure they're the ones stuffed with the most cream cheese please. No, I'm not sharing, but thanks for bringing them!

If it's a bad cry or a good cry, just give me a bag of rangoons, and make sure they're the ones stuffed with the most cream cheese please. No, I'm not sharing, but thanks for bringing them!

If it's a bad cry or a good cry, just give me a bag of rangoons, and make sure they're the ones stuffed with the most cream cheese please. No, I'm not sharing, but thanks for bringing them!

If it's a bad cry or a good cry, just give me a bag of rangoons, and make sure they're the ones stuffed with the most cream cheese please. No, I'm not sharing, but thanks for bringing them!

If it's a bad cry or a good cry, just give me a bag of rangoons, and make sure they're the ones stuffed with the most cream cheese please. No, I'm not sharing, but thanks for bringing them!

If it's a bad cry or a good cry, just give me a bag of rangoons, and make sure they're the ones stuffed with the most cream cheese please. No, I'm not sharing, but thanks for bringing them!

There's nothing like the sensual feeling of silky locks sliding through your... bristles. Mmmhmmm. Put that foamy goop on there.

Oh, yeah? Well YOUR MOM'S A SPORE! Take that you little fungi. The classic tween gamer insult "Your mom's a whore" gets a mushroomy, ny, twist in this hilarious comic design.

Himb the biggest round boi we ever saw in the skai - just, ERMAHGERD look at himb !

Himb the biggest round boi we ever saw in the skai - just, ERMAHGERD look at himb !

Probably exactly what Bernie was thinking when he filmed Joe and Kamala at the Inauguration! Bernie Sanders is an icon, and he may look cold at the inauguration, but he just can't talk right now, he's doing hot Bern Shit.