Casual Totes

I wish I was as high as inflation - I'd be so baked right now! Show off your humor at the stress and anxiety of living with the highest inflation in generations with this funny, "I Wish I Was as High as Inflation" weed design!

peace the frick out with this rad alien that's definitely taking the next UFO off this planet. Perfect for making a quick exit and returning to the cosmic ether.

Show the world (literally), that cllimate change is real, listen to the earth! We can make conscious efforts to be green, keep carbon emissions low and encourage others to do the same with this neat 1920's inspired toon design!

Show that you're a hard core gamer looking for those sweet sweet experience points with this funny video game themed shirt. This shirt is perfect for wherever your quest takes you whether it be the gym, yoga class, school, or work.

I think you should just go for it. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take, baby! Get ready to kick the day's ass with this awesome vintage tattoo inspired tiger design.

pls senpai, notice me Put those puppy dog eyed vibes out there with this cute vaporwave inspired pleading emoji.

Retro and trashy, these two bros are here to save the garbage kingdom from the trash collector! Rescue the princess and eat the trash with this retro inspired Racoon and Possum design!

Display how you really feel with this retro inspired design!

Tell the world that you're not just any nerd, you're an original Sega nerd with this vintage style design!

Show your love of good boys...IN SPACE! This cute retro inspired design features an illustration of a shiba inu in a space helmet.

Oh ho ho! The holidays have me feeling a bit NOGGY ;) Get into the holiday spirit with this naughty glass of eggnog inspired by vintage cartoons.

These hips don't lie, and they're in pain! End the stigma of having aches and pains with this, "My Hip Hurts" sassy, sarcastic health design in a retro aesthetic.

Migraines aren't groovy. :( Show off your coping with the pains of headaches with this retro, rainbow, smiley design for "I Have a Migraine". Perfect for dealing the aches and pains of migraines!

Los Pollos Hermanos.

Who needs a "dream job" I just want to grow food and flowers! Celebrate the beauty of gardening with this, "I Don't Want A Dream Job I Want A Garden" retro design!

Who doesn't want to get high and look at frogs? Have you SEEN frogs? Find your best buds and admire the ribbiting world of frogs with this funny funky design!

Get groovy with this funky mushroom that's having a grand ol trippy time. Perfect for lighting one up and vibing at the end of the day.

With all the classic hits like restlessness, having trouble thinking, increased heart rate, the sense of dread and doom, and feeling absolutely weird and bad! Now THAT'S what I call ANXIETY!

You read that right. This sick as hell unicorn is ripping mad cheese in space, blasting out 1080 kick flips like its nothing. On top of that, it looks like it's straight off some crusty old fisherman's butt cheek. What else do you want?

Remember, the best person you can be is yourself. Unless you're an asshole. Then stop that. Nobody likes assholes, not even assholes. Be the best you that can be with this funny trippy floral smiley face design!

Thanks for being F***ing weird with me. Let your weirdo lover know you appreciate their strangeness with this vintage illustration inspired design.

Ugh. What a SNORE-gon, am I right? Be stone cold with this apathetic medusa design.

This 80's Alien is here to do some vaporization while listening to vaporwave. This design is great for people who are really into that 80's Vaporwave aesthetic, as well as aliens!

Embrace a new state of mind with this Hip-Hop inspired design parody of a classic tune. meme humor jokes parody vine singing dog k.k. slider animal crossing meme.

Shit happens and all we can do is but a band aid on it and move on.

Carry your things and your emotional baggage with this, Emotional Support retro tote bag! Perfect for keeping the color, rainbow sparkles through the hard times in life!

Retro DnD Gamers Unite!! Great for people who like video games AND tabletop games! Behold, a treasure, jello, and a lizard!

Dun dun, dun dun... dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun! Don't be a fly on a lily pad in the middle of this pond, or else you'll croak!

Let's go, Peaches, let's go!! Show off your support for the lovely, Rockford Peaches women's baseball league with this team script design! Perfect for loving A League of Their Own and vintage sports!

Go ahead! Name a more iconic duo! ...That's what I thought. There's no stopping this horrifying rude union of honk. Strike fear in the hearts of others with this goose + car team up design that WILL NOT stop until it is dead- which it will never do, because it is an unkillable nightmare.