Blankets

Yeah, I'd rather be playing wordle right now. If you'd rather be solving word puzzles on your phone than do anything else show it off with this funny, sassy parody design.

look at this purr pile! What a MEOWNTAIN! Even the trash cats are here!

I don't eat -- I inhale my food. Show your love for the hungry pink puff with this adorable "always hungry" Kirby design!

When I was a young cat, my pawther took me into the kitty to see a meow-ching baaand. For fans of emo, My Chemical Romance and cats, this cat marching band/My Chemical Romance parody is perfect for fans of emo and cats!

The Mushrooms Have Eyes... check out this Psychedelic and trippy mushroom pattern - do the mushrooms have eyes?

Aww, honey! It's Boobee time! Get buzzin' on boobies and bees with this sweet mashup.

Wow, tacos are so great, those look... are those... vaginas? Take these taco vulvas out for dinner and see if anyone can see the subtle NSFW images in the ingredients!

Just some, perhaps, oddly phallic shaped and arranged witchy items. Not totally sus, but just enough to where you may get a few chuckles out of humor from these penis-esque magical things. Mushrooms, penis candles, boners, cauldron balls, crystal balls, potions, and a phallic feather to name a few. Cast a hilarious charm on anyone around you who may be fooled by this, at first, unsuspecting, totally innocent design.

Yee frhawg! Giddy up, partner, and hop out to the west with this funny, cowboy frog saying, "howdy." Perfect for loving frogs, cowboys, the desert and cacti.

Ooh plants! I love plants, oh...oh wait what are those? Penis plants, baby. If you love subtle NSFW patterns, and a hint of greenery, then this is the pattern for you!

Remember how adorable her blanket was in the anime and how much you wished you could have that exact same blanket for your bed? Well now you can immortalize the adorable moon bunny pattern for your phone case!

It's all just a bunch of honkus ponkus. Show your love for geese, bad puns and all things spooky with this honkus ponkus design!

Nothing tops the meat and cabbage filled goodness that is a dumpling <3 Show your love for the tasty filled deliciousness with this scrumptious dumplings design!

t's a Snake! No wait, it's a cake! No WAIT - IT'S CAKE SNAKE!!!!

Who wouldn't be able to recognize Tanjiro with his iconic dark turquoise checkered pattern? Whether you're a fan of Demon Slayer and would like to wear it on its own or with cosplay, people will be sure to recognize Tanjiro's cloak pattern!

Don't stare or you'll get snapped by this snatch. Embrace the elegance and rage of carnivorous, Venus Flytrap Vulvas with this powerful plant design! Perfect for loving plants, hidden images, NSFW wear, and vaginas.

This just in: space scientists stumble upon an Unidentified Floating Corgi! All we know for sure is that is he highly intelligent, and well versed in space travel. This good boy is perfect for a lover of space, doggos, or a certain classic anime.

Succulents are turtley awesome! Show your love for the soft things in life with this adorable pastel succulent turtle design.

They're killer sharks from outer space!! Aliens, eat your heart out... before the space sharks do! What planet will they be invading next??

Per my last email, is the petty way of sending work emails about dumb questions. What's more petty than a sassy lil' cat? Show off your sassiness at work with this funny, work email meme, cat parody blanket home decor.

Celebrate Our Lady of Lesbianism in style! Inspired by "The Lovers" tarot card, this design of Sapphos is the perfect way to show your lesbian and WLW pride!

Embrace the proud, fantastic beast that you are! This cute, non-binary pride-themed design is perfect for any dragon fan!

Oh lawd they're comin! The fat shark's are taking over, the apex predators are here! These adorable chunky boi's and Girls are here to either claim or protect your food items.

Godzilla and the gang, both friends or foes, is all here! From the King of Monsters himself, King Ghidorah, Rodan, Anguirus, to Mothra and her larva, everyone has a monster they can appreciate! This adorable design is perfect for any Godzilla or Kaiju fan!

this lovely dice pattern is great for those tabletop gaming nerds out there! let this pattern roll it's way into your heart. Great for gaming night as well!

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother notices only once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Whether you're a connoisseur of horror manga, or have just read a few, these holes are instantly recognizable. And at least one of them is probably made for you...If you're a fan of horror show off your appreciation with this cool horror manga inspired blanket! Sure to creep out all your friends who are familiar with the imagery!

Get lost in this Twilight Princess Legend of Zelda Sigil and get transported to the Twilight Realm and Place of Twilight with this nerdy game portal design.

Cute Yume Nikki elements pattern! Perfect gift for the nostalgic pixel rpg horror fan in you! Featuring a bloody knife, Madotsuki's sweater, enemies and oddities found in the dream world of Yume Nikki.

Who needs prince charming when you're in love with a marine? Show some love for the Navy man in your life with this fun and loving blanket design for army wives and girlfriends! Pair this Navy pattern off with the "Who Needs Prince Charming? (U.S. Navy)" pillow or blanket to make a loving set.