Blankets

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

I'm witchy, I'm gay, and I'm magical. My spells include seduction of the same gender and not giving a shit.

Keep true to the dreamy vibes that is pastel cuteness with this sweet moon and stars pattern~<3 !

Halloween, it has pumpkins and black cats, what's not to love! These adorable little kitties among pumpkins are perfect for spooky season!

Stretch into the great beyond with long cat! There is no limits with this fluffy feline. the universe is yours to conquer with Long Cat!

Sometimes even the mother of chromatic dragons needs to take a moment to calm down with a cup of hot, soothing tea. And she's the best at it---it's right there in her name! ...I think.

Do you consider yourself a leather daddy? Yes sir! Show off your leather pride and love for all things Daddy with this "Leather Daddy" themed blanket design home decor.

Don't look at me or I'll turn you to stone. This greek mythology design features the text "Don't Look At Me" with an illustration of Medusa, perfect for a sassy nerd, lover of mythology, gorgons, and feminists!

I just want nugs and snugs! Let's get chicken nuggets and snuggle up in this cute and flirty blanket!

Tiger Stripe Rainbow 90s Pattern. Show that you're a fierce tiger that's earned their stripes with this wild big cat retro 90s rainbow inspired pattern.

Hermit tarot card for the modern age. A true new age hermit- sitting in bed with their laptop, cat and Netflix - sun in and sun out. Never bother to see the light of day with this tarot card the hermit blanket!

This persona blanket is perfect for phantom thieves who want some anime art to decorate their belongings with, like this awesome pattern featuring the persona 5 team. This anime blanket is great for fans of persona merch, gamer blanket and anime blanket.

If you prefer felines over kids then this blanket is for you! Cats are far superior to human children. They are self-sufficient, small, agile, great hunters, they have night vision, and they are coated in a luscious coat of soft hair. Perfect for anyone who never wants to have kids!

This cool blanket inspired by the classic animated film Porco Rosso features assorted airplanes and hidden among them is the iconic red plane of Porco Rosso, an Italian World War I ex-fighter ace, now living as a freelance bounty hunter chasing "air pirates" in the Adriatic Sea. Perfect for fans of anime, Hayao Miyazaki, Studio Ghibli, Japanese animation, animated films, pigs, airplanes, cool patterns, and flying!

Power up! This awesome mario power up inspired design is sure to unleash your inner heroic plumber. Adorned with illustrative flowers mushrooms and turtle shells this pattern is sure to add some nostalgia to any living space.

Need something subtle genitalia for your couch? Check out this deceptive from a distance vagina pattern! Nothing to be ashamed of when everyone is made differently and beautiful in their own way.

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Embrace your inner princess with this fantasy pegasus pillow. Look at how majestic and beautiful he is soaring through the cosmos. I bet he farts magic and rainbows.

Suffering from shock? Witness to a violent crime? Just rescued from a fire? Why not cover yourself the warm embrace of Spongebob's Patrick "Shocked Face" Star.

Remember how adorable her blanket was in the anime and how much you wished you could have that exact same blanket for your bed? Well now you can!

Everyone will know you're a true horror movie fan with this iconic pattern from The Shining hotel. Just be careful, the ghost of Stanley Kubrick might haunt you while you cuddle this blanket.

If you need me, I'll be busy pondering the orb. Ponder the orb and make magic with this funny, nerdy, meme design.

Show off your love for this whimsical singing, clay figures with this retro, rubber hose cartoon style versions of these haniwa terracotta clay figures parody design!

If you love to show your holiday spirit with something minimal, then this pattern is for you~! Sport your holiday cheer with this decorative and fun holiday red and green confetti pattern!

If you love to show your holiday spirit with something minimal, then this pattern is for you~! Sport your holiday cheer with this decorative and fun holiday red and green confetti pattern!

Winter? Ew! Gross. Let everyone know how you really feel about cold weather in this bold design.

Get ready for a wacky battle on the court with this awesome shirt. Not only are you teamed up with the most memorable cartoons ever created, but you have MJ by your side. Prepare for battle with the Monstars!

Trans Women Are Women and it's not up for debate! Take a stand and support trans rights in this retro text tee.

Ya know, what I REALLY wanted for christmas was to bring back my mother through a human transmutation attempt.... but I guess these adorable gingerbread cookies will do...