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Cottagecore Peens Pattern Blanket
The cottage core aesthetic is so beautiful, so cozy and cute - the berries, the baking, the tea. I'm sorry to have to kick it up a notch, but the thing cottage core needs is some NSFW humor. Check out all the hidden and not so hidden penises (peens) in this pattern.
Xenomorph Blanket Black and White Blanket
This black and white repeating Aliens Xenomorph patterned blanket is perfect for movie buffs and fans of 1980's sci-fi thrillers.
Floral Penis Pattern Blanket Blue Blanket
Introducing the perfect conversation starter for your home decor collection! This innovative design is sure to make anyone take a second look and spark a few laughs. What better way to add a sprinkle of humor and spice to your living space? The intricate and detailed pattern will leave you and your guests in awe. Don't be surprised if your friends start hinting for one of their own. Whether you use it as a statement piece or as a cozy addition to your bedding, this blanket is sure to bring a smile to your face every time you see it. It's time to spice up your home decor game with this one-of-a-kind, Floral Penis Pattern Blanket. Your decor game just got a major upgrade!
Floral Penis Pattern Blanket
Introducing the latest sensation that's causing a stir in the world of home decor - our Floral Penis Pattern blanket! This unique and quirky pattern is designed to drive your mother absolutely crazy, while adding a touch of humor and fun to your living room. Featuring intricately detailed floral prints that are carefully intertwined with subtle genitalia imagery, this blanket is perfect for anyone looking to add a bit of edginess to their decor style. Not only is it a conversation starter, but it's also made of high-quality materials that guarantee durability, comfort, and long-lasting use. Whether you're snuggled up on the couch with your significant other or hosting a social gathering with friends and family, this Floral Penis Pattern blanket is sure to become the main attraction and teasing point in your home. Don't let your sense of humor go unnoticed - grab yours today and experience the laughter and smiles it brings with it!
Googly Eye Pattern Blanket
Keep an eye out in every realm of the multiverse with this googly eye pattern design, inspired by Everything Everywhere All at Once, to keep your perspectives open!
Christmas Peens Pattern Blanket
Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! This isn't your ordinary Holiday cheer, not the pattern to show to the inlaws... for these phallic festivities will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!
Dungeons and Dragons Hidden Peen Pattern Blanket
If you look closely, things may not be exactly as they seem... can you find all the hidden penises in this Dungeons and Dragons inspired pattern?
FLCL Anime Pattern Blanket
Fooly Cooly themed anime pattern blanket! Relive parts of your childhood with this nostalgic or newly discovered cartoon design!
Garbage Goblin Blanket
Opossums are just nature's goblin's. They eat garbage and live in trash. All goblins would strive to live such a life.
Yule Pattern Blanket
Don't mess with witchy Christmas or Yule be sorry! We heathens love our solstice celebrations, the dried oranges, the yule logs, the pine and cinnamon! Show off your love of the winter solstice celebration with this witchy pattern!
Ahegao Glizzy Gobbler Blanket
Nobody loves glizzys this much without winning a few eating contests... What's to be said? Some people just really like shoving long meat tubes in their mouth...
Queen of Stomach Issues Blanket
I am the reigning Queen of having digestive trouble and stomach issues. Show off your royal status of having tummy troubles with this funny, sassy, stomach issues meme inspired design.
I Have a Migraine Retro Rainbow Blanket
Migraines aren't groovy. :( Show off your coping with the pains of headaches with this retro, rainbow, smiley design for "I Have a Migraine". Perfect for dealing the aches and pains of migraines!
I'm Shrexy And I Know It Blanket
I'm Shrexy and I know it. Show your love for Shrek and LMFAO with this funny parody design.
Blow Me Dandelion Blanket
I'm done dealing with you so bye! Be left alone with this funny "Blow Me" dandelion design. Perfect for feeling sassy, avoiding people, being petty and saying leave me alone!
Fruity Vaginas Pattern Blanket
What's that peeking out of the moist, juicy flesh of these tantalizing fruits? Talk about finger foods! Although maybe don't take this one to work. ...Maybe.
Dungerns & Dergins Blanket
Everyone knows that every dnd campaign eventually turns into a derpy adventure. Try as you may to keep it serious, but your dungeons in dragons is sure to turn into dungerns and dergins.
Dino Nuggies Pattern Blanket
If you feel nostalgic for dino nuggets, then you're in luck with this dinosaur chicken nugget design! Talk about going full circle when going from dinosaur to chicken, to nugget, to dinosaur nugget!
Hyrule Occult Symbols Blanket
The occult musings of the hylian people go back decades. Enjoy your nerdy side with a little occult flair with these triforce symbols reminiscent of the legendary hero of time.
I Would Rather Be Playing Wordle Now Parody Blanket
Yeah, I'd rather be playing wordle right now. If you'd rather be solving word puzzles on your phone than do anything else show it off with this funny, sassy parody design.
Somehow Heartbreak Feels Good In A Place Like This Quote Parody Blanket
The movie theatre, a magical place where somehow heart break seems good. Share your love for the movies, movie theaters and this now iconic wrote with this parody design.
Phallic Witchy Things Pattern Blanket
Just some, perhaps, oddly phallic shaped and arranged witchy items. Not totally sus, but just enough to where you may get a few chuckles out of humor from these penis-esque magical things. Mushrooms, penis candles, boners, cauldron balls, crystal balls, potions, and a phallic feather to name a few. Cast a hilarious charm on anyone around you who may be fooled by this, at first, unsuspecting, totally innocent design.
Sailor Moon's Bedding Blanket
Remember how adorable her blanket was in the anime and how much you wished you could have that exact same blanket for your bed? Well now you can immortalize the adorable moon bunny pattern for your phone case!
Honkus Ponkus Blanket
It's all just a bunch of honkus ponkus. Show your love for geese, bad puns and all things spooky with this honkus ponkus design!
Pumpkin Cats Blanket
Halloween, it has pumpkins and black cats, what's not to love! These adorable little kitties among pumpkins are perfect for spooky season!
Floral Penis Pattern Blue Blanket
Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!
Tanjiro Pattern Blanket
Who wouldn't be able to recognize Tanjiro with his iconic dark turquoise checkered pattern? Whether you're a fan of Demon Slayer and would like to wear it on its own or with cosplay, people will be sure to recognize Tanjiro's cloak pattern!
The Rat Lovers Tarot Blanket
Show off your creepy cute vibes with this cute rat parody of "The Lovers" tarot card blanket home decor! These cute rats are in love and here to bring romance into your future!
Holiday Tree Cake Pattern Blanket
Looking for the perfect holiday accessory that also satisfies your sweet tooth? Look no further than our "Holiday Tree Cake Pattern" blanket! Whether you're a fan of the classic Little Debbie treat or any other holiday-themed treat, this adorable design will have you feeling festive and full all season long. With a charming pattern featuring rows of festive trees adorned with colorful cake slices, this blanket is perfect for snuggling up on the couch with a cup of cocoa or savoring a slice of your favorite holiday cake. And thanks to the premium quality materials, this blanket will keep you warm and cozy season after season. So what are you waiting for? Treat yourself to a slice of comfort and holiday cheer with our "Holiday Tree Cake Pattern" blanket today!
Rainbow Troll Pattern Blanket
Feeling nostalgic for those creepy yet cute 90's toys? Well, look no further! I personally think they're adorable, just ... don't look into their eyes for too long.
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