Blankets

F*** all y'all. Show your love of swear words and sailor tattoos with this old school black and white stippled heart tattoo inspired design.

Get your 90's neon Lisa Frank freak nostalgia on with this rainbow penis pattern! Can you spot all the Lisa Frank inspired peens? The patterns, the colors, is that a pegasus? A giraffe? A jaguar? A cheetah? A penis?!?!

It's the most wonderful time of the year! That's right, Holiday Tree Cakes are here! Celebrate your love for the seasonal snack cake with this jolly design.

Let's build some MUS-CLE! MUS-CLE! Slay demons, watch anime and build up your muscle with this cute, fitness, gym, muscle mice pattern design.

Keep true to the dreamy vibes that is pastel cuteness with this sweet moon and stars pattern~<3 !

It's all just a bunch of honkus ponkus. Show your love for geese, bad and all things spooky with this honkus ponkus design!

These butt mushrooms are slowly taking over the forests! Bringing giggles to everyone with this hilarious pattern. The Edible ones bring a new meaning to "eating ass".

Don't stare or you'll get snapped by this snatch. Embrace the elegance and rage of carnivorous, Venus Flytrap Vulvas with this powerful plant design! Perfect for loving plants, hidden images, NSFW wear, and vaginas.

Looking for a subtle nsfw product? Something that's not immediately noticeable until you stare at it long enough that you realize that all is not as innocent as it seems? Then this design is for you! Perfect for shocking friends and family!

This tarot design is great for artistic grunge hipsters who love a weird occult aesthetic and also giving up on life because this Ten of Swords card knows "Everything is Fine." This occult design is perfect for fans of occult art, tarot illustration, tarot designs and tarot card art.

Embrace the proud, fantastic beast that you are! This cute, non-binary pride-themed design is perfect for any dragon fan!

There's nothing better than a litter of cats, each displaying a flag of purride- er, pride. If you're feeling like a fresh fine feline and want to rock your radical queerness, you can't go wrong here. Whether you're gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender, or somewhere else entirely in the wide wonderful queer galaxy, you are all purrfect. Grab these cute LGBT pride blanket today, and keep being awesome and purroud.

Everyone knows spring is the best time of year! The sky's blue, the breeze is blowing in, you have infinite amounts of books to read, and a mild cup of tea. If you're bedroom, living room, or dorm room need a splash of color to match the season. This floral spring blanket is perfect for you!

If you're into adorable and/or obscure amphibians, reptiles, or other odd animals, chances are you're familiar with this salamander! The axolotl almost always spends its life in its aquatic baby form, though it's capable of turning into an adult amphibian, and they come in a host of adorable colors, but also with green fluorescent protein (GFP)! Show off your love of odd critters with this cute nerdy blanket full of glowing GFP axies!

Allow me to seduce you with weirdness. I have some very strange and complex interests, obsessions and fantasies so I hope you're ready for a bit of a sexy challenge. This could get awkward, I am not what you would call a normal human being.

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

An intricate Victorian pattern incorporating unique interpretations of the technology of the Star Wars trilogy, from the Death Star, to Millennium Falcon, Han Solo's Blaster, X-Wings, storm troopers and Boba Fett's Slave I. A design for art fans and scifi nerds.

So similar does it really matter? Gamers and alternative sexuality fish creatures unite at long last!

Remember how adorable her blanket was in the anime and how much you wished you could have that exact same blanket for your bed? Well now you can!

Celebrate the rebirth of civilization with a bite! This "The Birth of Venus Fly Trap" design features the Greek mythological goddess, Venus, emerging from a venus fly trap, in an art-nouveau-inspired design!

Be kind and bloom! Show off your flower power of care with this fun, retro, groovy, floral smileys design.

Y'all ain't ready for this. This here is rated M for Milf, so you better proceed with caution. Otherwise, you'll be too overwhelmed by her power she has over you!

We all know what Blockbuster was back in the day, but now things have changed. Introducing Cockbusters! It's the same concept but spicier. What are you waiting for? Get yours today!

It's do it yourself or die trying, right? I mean, depending on the project, death might be a possibility. Make home renovations, repairs, and do projects yourself with this inspirational floral design, perfect for D.I.Y.ers!

If the home boy Goku was a chicken, he would be called Gokoo. He who embarks on a quest to become stronger and learns of the Chicken Eggs, when, once all 7 are gathered, grant any wish of choice.

Bloom kindness and compassion with this, "Take Care of Each Other" floral design. Encouraging others to love, be kind, and inspire community care.

Why be a mother of dragons when you can be a mother of doggos!? They are sure to show you much more love, and won't torch your favorite dress - They might chew on them though.... but their undying loyalty will make up for that.

What's more punk than being a Mom? Nothing honestly! Motherhood and Moms are both badass and punk af! Show off your punk mom status with this "Motherhood is Punk" design for Mom.

So many big impactful things start small! Celebrate the explosive power of mother nature with this inspirational Earth Day design that looks and hopes for a greater, greener future!

Miraculous Mom. Show that you're a mom which basically makes you a miracle worker with this retro floral design.