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What's that peeking out of the moist, juicy flesh of these tantalizing fruits? Talk about finger foods! Although maybe don't take this one to work. ...Maybe.

Kawaii Penises, or Kawaii weenies, or even, dare I say... Kaweenies cover this super cute NSFW pattern. Each kaweenie is unique, and of course, kawaiiiii!

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

This black and white repeating Aliens Xenomorph patterned blanket is perfect for movie buffs and fans of 1980's sci-fi thrillers.

Conjure up the cute and horrifying with your very own set of hell scape demons! Beelzebub, Marchosias, Valefar, Ipos and Furfur can now be summoned at your will with these cute designs to fill honor your dark fantasies now on a blanket!

Introducing the ultimate accessory for every die-hard Aliens fan: the Xenomorph Blanket! This isn't just any ordinary blanket - it's woven with the screams of those unfortunate crew members of the Nostromo. Whether you're snuggling up on the couch for a marathon of the entire Alien franchise or trying to survive a Xenomorph attack, this blanket is a must-have. With its intricate design, featuring H.R. Giger's iconic Xenomorph in all its terrifying glory, you'll feel like you're part of the movie. Even if you're not a fan of the series, this blanket is sure to spice up any room with its unique and eye-catching pattern. So if you're ready to take on the ultimate horror, wrap yourself up in the safety of the Xenomorph Blanket - just make sure you don't bring any facehuggers with you!

The other guys just don't get it, we click. We're Instant soulmates babe. *Click* *click* Celebrate Valentines with your signifcant other and let everyone know how clickly y'all are!

Do you wish you could live on another planet? If so, this funny UFO t shirt is a perfect way to show everyone how much you don't want to be here. The earth is so lame! Single, taken, who cares, earthly needs are below you!

Show the world that we are only as strong as the most vulnerable with this, "Protect The Vulnerable" design, with a small plant and nature within a force field. Perfect for activism, social justice, and fighting for human rights.

These princesses don't fear any Dungones or Dragons. Why get kidnapped by winged serpants when you can slay them??

Silly Metroid, there's no life force to suck from that silly old snowman! Ah, don't look at me, I might LOOK alive, but really, I'm dead inside...

I love you pig time! Oink! Oink! Show off your love for your friend, family or partner with this cute piggy pun design.

Keep an eye out in every realm of the multiverse with this googly eye pattern design, inspired by Everything Everywhere All at Once, to keep your perspectives open!

Good Times And Witchy Vibes! You know when your hanging with your witches it's always gonna radiate good vibes!

Many of us never even finished animal crossing on the Nintendo Gamecube... Regardless, anyone who plays is inevitably indebted to Tom Nook, Timmy, and Tommy! Perfect for animal crossing fans!

Hyperfixation is a problem for many people, commonly those with ADHD...

Give the evil horde quite the powerful sting with this funny cute bee-ra design, perfect for facing evil, being all about bees, and nerding out!

Get spacey and extraterrestrial with this rainbow gradient alien face design! Perfect for loving space, ufos, and aliens.

We're best friends, we are, we are! Get your Best Friends Squad together to defeat the powers of evil and save the world with this She-Ra inspired, best friends design!

Celebrate the birth of the sun this Yule. No, not Jesus, that's not for me. "Yuletide" celebrates the birth of the Sun and also celebrates the "Mother" at the height of her "Greatness".

Show the world (literally), that cllimate change is real, listen to the earth! We can make conscious efforts to be green, keep carbon emissions low and encourage others to do the same with this neat 1920's inspired toon design!

Physically. Mentally. Emotionally. Exhausted. Everything isn't all rainbows, ironically - I'm f***ing tired. But at least I have a self deprecating, sarcastic sense of humor about it.

Valentine, you make me feel like a spoiled cat. I feel so loved i'd swear my heart is purring! All I want for valentines day is mew!

There's no doubt about it... we're like peas in a pod, valentines!

Thank god you hate NFTS Valentine! Show off your romantic side and your hatred for NFTS with this sassy, Valentine design.

Feeling peachy? Good! Keep up that energy whenever and wherever you go!

Keep heteronormativity out of hell! Get sassy and satanic with this, "Heathens Against Heteronormativity" funny queer design.

You're such a hoot, valentine! You and me, we're birds of a feather! Won't hoot be mine, darling?

Leave me alone and let me be - even better, do not perceive me at all. This ironic, sassy design features the text, "Do Not Perceive Me" with a large smiley face staring blankly into space.

Or is this just fantasy? (Or is this a pigeon?) Celebrate your love of Freddie Mercury, Queen and memes with this Freddie Mercury-inspired "Is This a Pigeon" design!