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Wood Grain Pattern Stockings

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Magical Girl Peens Pattern Stocking

Magical Girl Peens Pattern Stocking

These are clearly magical girl items, weapons, transformation devices, but they have a sort of phallic essence to them... Can you notice all the peens in the items?

Tanjiro Earrings Pattern Stocking

Tanjiro Earrings Pattern Stocking

Who wouldn't be able to recognize Tanjiro iconic earrings? We can promise you that people will be sure to recognize this Demon Slayer symbol!

Nezuko Pattern Stocking

Nezuko Pattern Stocking

Of course you know who wears this pattern! The adorable demoness Nezuko herself- what a good gal :)! Whether you're a fan of Demon Slayer and would like to wear it on its own or with cosplay, people will be sure to recognize Nezuko's pink dress pattern!

90s Cosmic Planet Stocking

90s Cosmic Planet Stocking

Remember the neon light planet patterns that graced every floor at every laser tag and bowling alley in the 90s. This blanket is adorned with a nostalgic 90s inspired print sure to liven up a child's room or get your friends strolling down memory lane.

Red And Green Holiday Confetti Stocking

Red And Green Holiday Confetti Stocking

If you love to show your holiday spirit with something minimal, then this pattern is for you~! Sport your holiday cheer with this decorative and fun holiday red and green confetti pattern!

Pastel Goth Witch Pattern Stocking

Pastel Goth Witch Pattern Stocking

Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and cauldron bubble. Check out this pastel goth witch pattern, filled with cotton candy colored witchy items. Perfect for you local witch who loves the pastel goth aesthetic.

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Cute Nature Robot Pattern Stocking

Cute Nature Robot Pattern Stocking

Beep bop! It'a the Nature Robots! Do a little dance with these cute little creatures.

Into the Unknown Pattern Stocking

Into the Unknown Pattern Stocking

Did you get lost wandering the woods? Did you get caught up in several ghost stories? Ain't that just the way. Get yourself home and make some friends along the way with this autumnal themed pattern!

Halloweenies Pattern Stocking

Halloweenies Pattern Stocking

At first glance you may think this is an average festive Halloween pattern, look a little closer, my dear, those objects may be more phallic than they appear...

GameBee Pattern Stocking

GameBee Pattern Stocking

Real gamers remember the original Gamebee. Sooth that nostalgic sting as you comb through the memories with this sweet pattern of bee consoles!

Tanjiro Pattern Stocking

Tanjiro Pattern Stocking

Who wouldn't be able to recognize Tanjiro with his iconic dark turquoise checkered pattern? Whether you're a fan of Demon Slayer and would like to wear it on its own or with cosplay, people will be sure to recognize Tanjiro's cloak pattern!

Zenitsu Pattern Stocking

Zenitsu Pattern Stocking

If you're of fan of yellow boy and his amazing demon slaying skills while he's asleep, then rejoice, because this pattern is for you! Whether you're a fan of demon slayer and would like to wear it on its own or with cosplay, people will be sure to recognize Zenitsu's pattern!

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Floral Penis Pattern Teal Stocking

Floral Penis Pattern Teal Stocking

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Floral Penis Pattern Teal Stocking

Floral Penis Pattern Teal Stocking

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Inosuke Mad Boar Pattern White Stocking

Inosuke Mad Boar Pattern White Stocking

You just gotta love the high-strung and easily angered demon slayer ~! Show your love for angy Inosuke with this rad Inosuke pattern!

Inosuke Mad Boar Pattern Pink Stocking

Inosuke Mad Boar Pattern Pink Stocking

You just gotta love the high-strung and easily angered demon slayer ~! Show your love for angy Inosuke with this rad Inosuke pattern!

Inosuke Mad Boar Pattern Black Stocking

Inosuke Mad Boar Pattern Black Stocking

You just gotta love the high-strung and easily angered demon slayer ~! Show your love for angy Inosuke with this rad Inosuke pattern!

Goose Pop Art Stocking

Goose Pop Art Stocking

Honk your way to victory with this Andy Warhol inspired goose pop art pattern! Show off your love for geese while being stylish all at the same time!

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