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Kawaii Witchy Pattern Blanket

Kawaii Witchy Pattern Blanket

Double, double toil and trouble, look at these cute little potion baubles. Check out this super kawaii witch pattern, filled with pastel colored witchy items with adorable little personalities!

Fruity Vaginas Pattern Blanket

Fruity Vaginas Pattern Blanket

What's that peeking out of the moist, juicy flesh of these tantalizing fruits? Talk about finger foods! Although maybe don't take this one to work. ...Maybe.

Pastel Goth Trash Animals Pattern Blanket

Pastel Goth Trash Animals Pattern Blanket

Oh my goth, I'm trash! Check out these infamous nocturnal trash animals like the raccoon, opossum, fly, and rat, all with a pastel goth twist!

CATS CATS CATS! Blanket

CATS CATS CATS! Blanket

look at this purr pile! What a MEOWNTAIN! Even the trash cats are here!

Muscle Mice Pattern Parody Blanket

Muscle Mice Pattern Parody Blanket

Let's build some MUS-CLE! MUS-CLE! Slay demons, watch anime and build up your muscle with this cute, fitness, gym, muscle mice pattern design.

Zelda Items Pattern Blanket

Zelda Items Pattern Blanket

Keep all your important weapons and gadgets nearby with this nerdy, Legend of Zelda inspired, gamer, video game, inventory pattern coffee mug!

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The Feminine Urge To Abandon Everything And Live In The Woods As A Witch Blanket

The Feminine Urge To Abandon Everything And Live In The Woods As A Witch Blanket

I possess the feminine urge to abandon everything in my life and just go live in the woods as a witch. Show off your urge with this funny, woods witch, "Feminine urge" meme parody design.

90s Neon Rainbow Penis Pattern Blanket

90s Neon Rainbow Penis Pattern Blanket

Get your 90's neon Lisa Frank freak nostalgia on with this rainbow penis pattern! Can you spot all the Lisa Frank inspired peens? The patterns, the colors, is that a pegasus? A giraffe? A jaguar? A cheetah? A penis?!?!

Sasquatch Sighting Pattern Blanket

Sasquatch Sighting Pattern Blanket

For all those cryptozoological fans and nature lovers there is this decorative pattern featuring everyone's favorite creature lurking in the woods,Sasquatch AKA Bigfoot.

Holiday Tree Cake Pattern Blanket

Holiday Tree Cake Pattern Blanket

It's the most wonderful time of the year! That's right, Holiday Tree Cakes are here! Celebrate your love for the seasonal snack cake with this jolly design.

Butt Mushroom Pattern Blanket

Butt Mushroom Pattern Blanket

These butt mushrooms are slowly taking over the forests! Bringing giggles to everyone with this hilarious pattern. The Edible ones bring a new meaning to "eating ass".

Banana penis pattern Blanket

Banana penis pattern Blanket

Looking for a subtle nsfw product? Something that's not immediately noticeable until you stare at it long enough that you realize that all is not as innocent as it seems? Then this design is for you! Perfect for shocking friends and family!

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Be Kind Flower Power Smileys Blanket

Be Kind Flower Power Smileys Blanket

Be kind and bloom! Show off your flower power of care with this fun, retro, groovy, floral smileys design.

Cottagecore Peens Pattern Blanket

Cottagecore Peens Pattern Blanket

The cottage core aesthetic is so beautiful, so cozy and cute - the berries, the baking, the tea. I'm sorry to have to kick it up a notch, but the thing cottage core needs is some NSFW humor. Check out all the hidden and not so hidden penises (peens) in this pattern.

Cute Crow Pattern Blanket

Cute Crow Pattern Blanket

Caw! This adorable murder of crows is here to add a little terror and a little cuteness to your day. Great for crow lovers!

Baby Goats On Baby Goats Pattern Blanket

Baby Goats On Baby Goats Pattern Blanket

Show your love of nature's favorite chaotic animal with this cute baby goat pattern! Perfect for looking flashy while staying on top of social distancing and screaming in quarantine because you've remembered baby goats exist.

Gay Mushroom Pattern Blanket

Gay Mushroom Pattern Blanket

This design is for all the fun-gays! Mushroom lovers and cottage core lesbians alike, let's forage for those shroomies!

Gamer Witch Blanket

Gamer Witch Blanket

We witches don't simply play games with quests, magic, and potions - we live it! If you're a witchy gamer, a tech witch, or just love video games that focus on witch core - this design is sure to spark some happiness and XP!

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