Trending Wood Grain Patterns

Looking for a new french toile pattern pillow for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle butterfly vagina pattern throw pillow is for you!

Can you hear it? The Ice Cream Truck? You run it down to get your fave cartoon character popsicle but open it to see an unrecognizable gum ball eyed monster... ah the memories. If you recognize these classic frosty treats you're probs a 90s or 2000s kid, and we hope you enjoy this tasty flashback!

Alchemical Symbols. Show your love for archaic symbolism with this design inspired by planetary, and elemental alchemy symbols.

We witches don't simply play games with quests, magic, and potions - we live it! If you're a witchy gamer, a tech witch, or just love video games that focus on witch core - this design is sure to spark some happiness and XP!

Show your love of trash cats and trash pandas with this cute pattern perfect for any introvert raccoon looking to eat junk food and relax, or any possum who just wants to take a self care day.

Glitter and glow with this rainbow sparkles design! Featuring some cute, sparkling, rainbow stars on the color black.

Princesses can have penises, too! Destroy gender norms and put your tiara on with pride.

Caw! This adorable murder of crows is here to add a little terror and a little cuteness to your day. Great for crow lovers!

These popsicles are more spicy than sweet (wink wink). Looking for a subtle nsfw product? Something that's not immediately noticeable until you stare at it long enough that you realize that all is not as innocent as it seems? Then this design is for you! Perfect for shocking friends and family! Suck on that cocksicle, or popdickle...

Show off your love for plant life with this black and white, plant pattern. Featuring graphic silhouettes of various plants and plant-like designs. Perfect for loving plants, nature, leaves, floral, and decorative pattern designs.

Be fae, do crime with this goblincore/fairycore inspired design perfect for tricking mortals into ominous magical hijinks and living deep within a gnarly, mossy forest.

You can't go wrong with Frosted Animal Crackers! Well, maybe not "Animal" crackers... Show off you love for this nostalgic frosted treat with an NSFW twist!

Feeling like munching on delicious strawberries in your cottagecore garden? Well, these berries are a bit different...

Furry butts drive me NUTS! Whatever your fursona is, I wanna see it's rear. Show me that booty!

Join Miyazaki's Totoro and friends with this cute cuddly pattern!

Get groovy and get gay with this fun floral, totally retro and hippie-approved design, and show off your LGBTQ+ pride with this funky pattern!

Just out here gathering goods in the woods! Show off your exploring energy and nature love with this foraging, plants and mushrooms design!

Are bees your favorite mob? THEY ARE SO CUTE! Bees are flying neutral mobs that live in bee nests and beehives. Show off your xp with this Minecraft parody pattern!

Frosted Cryptid crackers in my soup, Mothmen and Bigfoots loop da loop! Show off you love for this fun frosted snack mashed up with creepy Cryptids in this funny Cryptid animal crackers pattern design.

Frosted Cryptid crackers in my soup, Mothmen and Bigfoots loop da loop! Show off you love for this fun frosted snack mashed up with creepy Cryptids in this funny Cryptid animal crackers pattern design.

Frosted Cryptid crackers in my soup, Mothmen and Bigfoots loop da loop! Show off you love for this fun frosted snack mashed up with creepy Cryptids in this funny Cryptid animal crackers pattern design.

Cottage Whore, or cottagecore whore for foraging spores. Yunno - just woodland faerie shit.

If I See One More Farmhouse Styled Home I'm Losing My Shiplap. Interior designers, and decorating fiends know and dread at the thought of more shiplap, "reClaImeD wOod", mason jars, white only, quirky signs that say things like "live laugh love" or "family" or some other shit.

If I See One More Farmhouse Styled Home I'm Losing My Shiplap. Interior designers, and decorating fiends know and dread at the thought of more shiplap, "reClaImeD wOod", mason jars, white only, quirky signs that say things like "live laugh love" or "family" or some other shit.

Ooh plants! I love plants, oh...oh wait what are those? Penis plants, baby. If you love subtle NSFW patterns, and a hint of greenery, then this is the pattern for you!

Gather all your edible wild wonders in your backyard, the forest, the beach, wherever and whenever, because foraging is punk! Perfect for loving exploring in the woods, gathering plants, and finding food!

Sometimes all you need to fight nobodies and heartless assholes is a huge key and a giant pair of sneakers. This Kingdom Hearts-inspired pattern will make any video game nerd feel simple and clean!

I like my gardens IN game and OUT of game! Welcome to my adorable vegetable garden, enjoy your stay!

The cottage core aesthetic is so beautiful, so cozy and cute - the berries, the baking, the tea. I'm sorry to have to kick it up a notch, but the thing cottage core needs is some NSFW humor. Check out all the hidden and not so hidden penises (peens) in this pattern.

Kawaii buttplugs for the kawaii sinner!

Kawaii buttplugs for the kawaii sinner!