Womens Football Neck Gaiters

Feminist Elves Against the One Ring (and men screwing it up again). We love the powerful women in Lord of the Rings, Tauriel, Galdriel, Arwen, etc., and honestly, they probably wouldn't have majorly f***ed up Middle Earth if they had it. Female power! Show off your feminist, elvish, sass with this design!

According to Michelle Lee, 'Not Your Token Asian' is "a social movement that aims to encourage dialogue around the stereotyping of Asian-Americans in the United States." Stop the marginalization of the Asian community, and you can show off your racial pride with this design commemorating the movement.

Stop fetishizing Asian Women!! It perpetuates racist constructs, and contributes to the marginalization of the Asian community. Show of your feminist Asian pride with this design!

Yes, I'm a Woman, And No, I Won't F***ing Apologize For It. Why must we women always apologize? It's certainly a F***ed up female habit we just sort of were forced into by the patriarchy, we often feel obligated to apologize for what men deem as 'emotional', so SCREW THAT BS, let's break the habit - women, you don't need to apologize! Oh, does my tampon make u uncomfortable, GROW UP! Also, trans women, if anyone is 'offended' by your decision about your own body, F*** THAT, YOU DON'T OWE THEM AN APOLOGY!

Only Here for Sports Butts! You are at your friend's football tailgate, you don't know wtf is going on, balls are in the air, points and things, but you CAN get through it, because you're there for the SPORTS BUTTS! Sports can be unbearable to watch, but a voluptuous booty bouncing to a touchdown makes it a win in our playbook. This colorful, big bootied player mock sports design is perfect for butt-loving, anti-sports amigos. Just look at the way that football bounces off that tight ass!

Who needs an unaffordable degree that embroils you in years of elitist academia with little to know pay off when you can learn things from your gay coven and study herbs and stones in the forest instead?