White Girl Wasted

Sailor squats! Train your magical girl butt and work to join the sailor scouts with this nerd fitness design! Channel your inner Sailor Moon and squat deep!

Show the world that you're done dealing with misogynistic bullshit and stomp the patriarchy under your hooves! Feminist unicorns everywhere agree, this is the best strategy for dealing with misogynistic assholes. Trample the patriarchy and show it off with pride and this awesome feminist unicorn shirt!

The streets are dangerous, you better learn some self defense. Don't waste your time working out at any old gym, come to Bobby Hill's Self Defense Dojo where you'll learn the skills like the patented groin kick and the shrieking battle cry "that's my purse, I don't know you" to protect yourself and become king of the hill.

Forget Christian Girl Autumn and live your best Feral Girl Fall. Show off your anti-perfectionism and weirdness with this fall, feral, black cat design!

These Gays! They're Trying to Murder Me! - Tonya. White Lotus guest and lovable bimbo Tanya Mcquoid-Hunt had some memorable quotes this season, and *spoiler alert* may she Rest In Peace :'( these gays! they're trying to murder me!

This funny flirty anime fan shirt features the phrase "hey girl do you like anime 'cause Gun-damn" and is perfect for people who love anime, giant robots, mecha, weeaboos, otaku, geeks, nerds, manga readers, and is ideal for showing your nerdy pride at school, college, university, the dorms, working out at the gym, or just hanging out at home watching anime with your cat!