What The Fuck Garden Flags

Guess what they found in scientific research that is a new and improved way of saving lives? Lovin' your thick thighs. Who cares if you have a little chub rub, cause you are beautiful. And man, can those thighs save some lives. So, wear that short skirt/shorts/dress, cause we're loving the whole body positive, believing in yourself and self confidence thing It looks great on you. So, let other women know to love themselves with this "Thick Thighs Save Lives" shirt design.

Death comes for us all... Especially when you're on your last life. Which is why you should cherish what time you have before reaper comes knocking at your door.

Do you know what day it is? Frog leg day baby! Every day is leg day when you're a cute lil' frog hopping from place to place! Show off your love for frogs with this , frog, leg day shirt!

Behold! Your one true love, it's obviously some kind of ancient treasure deep within a dungeon -- but what's this... you've found a beholder! Crap, we better get going! For true lovers of DnD and romantics.

This nose was made for sniffin, and that's just what it do. One of these days this nose is gonna sneef all over you.

Angering the cucco birds is the easiest way to get some motivation for your morning job. Sure you may need a few extra heart pieces, but at least you exercised! Say, what's that beeping noise...?