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Browse our collection of 36 Wasted Casual Totes, Totes and more. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Just Another Day Wasting My Life Away Tote

Just Another Day Wasting My Life Away Tote

Sometimes you can't help but face your struggles. Be ironically negative today but become a new person tomorrow!

Just Another Day Wasting My Life Away Casual Tote

Just Another Day Wasting My Life Away Casual Tote

Sometimes you can't help but face your struggles. Be ironically negative today but become a new person tomorrow!

Cinco De Meow Casual Tote

Cinco De Meow Casual Tote

Cinco De Meow, It's safe to admit i'm kitty wasted right meow. Celebrate the americanization of cinco de mayo in your own cat loving way with this funny and trendy parody.

Happy St. Catty's Day Casual Tote

Happy St. Catty's Day Casual Tote

Get wasted right meow with this cute cat t shirt perfect for enjoying the luck of the Irish, drinking along side your Irish friends, celebrating your Irish heritage, petting cats, drinking and eating green everything, finding a four leaf clover, and hanging out with your BFF St. Patrick! Slinte!

Happy St. Catty's Day Tote

Happy St. Catty's Day Tote

Get wasted right meow with this cute cat t shirt perfect for enjoying the luck of the Irish, drinking along side your Irish friends, celebrating your Irish heritage, petting cats, drinking and eating green everything, finding a four leaf clover, and hanging out with your BFF St. Patrick! Slinte!

Bobby Hill Self Defense Dojo Casual Tote

Bobby Hill Self Defense Dojo Casual Tote

The streets are dangerous, you better learn some self defense. Don't waste your time working out at any old gym, come to Bobby Hill's Self Defense Dojo where you'll learn the skills like the patented groin kick and the shrieking battle cry "that's my purse, I don't know you" to protect yourself and become king of the hill.

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Otterly Wasted Tote

Otterly Wasted Tote

Your party hard habits tend to make you completely and utterly wasted, but your love of otters keeps you going! This drinking design features the otter "Otterly Wasted" for all your party conversations. Perfect for an otter lover, partying and drinking with friends, and alcohol humor!

Time Spent With Dogs Is Never Wasted Tote

Time Spent With Dogs Is Never Wasted Tote

Forget all your responsibilities! When you spend time with your dogs, its completely justified. This dog lovers tote bag is perfect for anyone who needs a good excuse for getting out of work, class, parties, and all other kinds of social interactions! Love all those four legged, furry, friends! The time you spend with them is priceless!

Time Spent With Dogs Is Never Wasted Tote

Time Spent With Dogs Is Never Wasted Tote

Forget all your responsibilities! When you spend time with your dogs, its completely justified. This dog lovers tote bag is perfect for anyone who needs a good excuse for getting out of work, class, parties, and all other kinds of social interactions! Love all those four legged, furry, friends! The time you spend with them is priceless!

Land of the Free, Home of the Pizza Tote

Land of the Free, Home of the Pizza Tote

What's better than getting red white and wasted? Getting wasted AND eating pizza! Get your grill, party, or drink on this fourth of july or all year 'round with this patriotic pizza design!

Cinco De Meow Tote

Cinco De Meow Tote

Cinco De Meow, It's safe to admit i'm kitty wasted right meow. Celebrate the americanization of cinco de mayo in your own cat loving way with this and trendy parody.

Call The Queen I Don't Give A F*** Tote Tote

Call The Queen I Don't Give A F*** Tote Tote

Hard ass Washington doesn't give a damn, go on , call the Queen. See how much he don't care. Solo cup in hand and shades on he's ready to party with you like the revolutionary rebel you are! Get Washington wasted.

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While You Were Buying NFTs, I Studied The Blade Tote

While You Were Buying NFTs, I Studied The Blade Tote

While you were buying NFTs, I studied the blade. While you were investing in fake dog money causing an ecological disaster, I mastered not doing that. While you wasted your days on twitter in pursuit of shitty drawings of chimps in hats smoking cigarettes I cultivated inner strength. And now that the world is on fire and barbarians are at the gate, you have the audacity to come to me for help?

Drunk Off Flavored Water Tote

Drunk Off Flavored Water Tote

No one can tell you that hard seltzer isn't damn good with this design perfect for grabbing some claws and going hard!

Why Is My Margarita Hand Empty Tote

Why Is My Margarita Hand Empty Tote

Show off your love of partying with this delicious margarita lover's, Cinco De Mayo inspired, tequila drinking design! Gather your girlfriends and get sassy and get tequila wasted!

Let's Get Smashed Tote

Let's Get Smashed Tote

It's that time of the year when everyone is dressed to party, celebrate this cinco de mayo in style with this, smashed pinata dropping beer from the insides as all pinatas should. Perfect for party goers, those who love Mexican culture and designs.

Cinco De Mayo Means Let's Get Stoned And Eat Tacos Tote

Cinco De Mayo Means Let's Get Stoned And Eat Tacos Tote

This festive Mexican party design features the phrase "Cinco de Mayo means let's get drunk and eat tacos" and is perfect for drinking on Cinco de Mayo, smoking weed, eating tacos, celebrating your Mexican heritage, doing too many shots of tequila, getting wasted, eating tacos, dancing on tables to Mexican music, and getting tipsy with your friends!

Let's Get Phocked Up Tote

Let's Get Phocked Up Tote

Get pho wasted and show off your pho love with this food design featuring the text "Let's Get Phocked Up" for the pho lover! Perfect for vietnamese food, food , food lover, eating pho, food , food humor, and pho !

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