Wasted Unisex T-shirts

The streets are dangerous, you better learn some self defense. Don't waste your time working out at any old gym, come to Bobby Hill's Self Defense Dojo where you'll learn the skills like the patented groin kick and the shrieking battle cry "that's my purse, I don't know you" to protect yourself and become king of the hill.

The streets are dangerous, you better learn some self defense. Don't waste your time working out at any old gym, come to Bobby Hill's Self Defense Dojo where you'll learn the skills like the patented groin kick and the shrieking battle cry "that's my purse, I don't know you" to protect yourself and become king of the hill.

This shirt features a big jalapeno pepper and the phrase "I'm gonna be (jalapeno) booty tonight and is perfect for creepers who love subtle flirty shirts as well as spicy food and Mexican cuisine. Ideal for parties, drinking, getting wasted, and hanging out with your friends!

Don't waste time being sad when Anger gets shit done. Show that rage fuels you forward with this inspirational quote design.

This shirt features the United States Capitol Building and the phrase "drink until congress makes sense" and is perfect for celebrating the wonderful, imperfect, powerful, awesome, beautiful and confusing country that is America! Ideal for patriots and getting wasted during holidays, during the summer, at barbecues and cookouts, or just hanging out talking politics in the USA with your patriotic pals!

Hard ass Washington doesn't give a damn, go on , call the Queen. See how much he don't care. Solo cup in hand and shades on he's ready to party with you like the revolutionary rebel you are! Get Washington wasted.