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Cinco De Meow Greeting Card

Cinco De Meow Greeting Card

Cinco De Meow, It's safe to admit i'm kitty wasted right meow. Celebrate the americanization of cinco de mayo in your own cat loving way with this funny and trendy parody.

Happy St. Catty's Day Greeting Card

Happy St. Catty's Day Greeting Card

Get wasted right meow with this cute cat t shirt perfect for enjoying the luck of the Irish, drinking along side your Irish friends, celebrating your Irish heritage, petting cats, drinking and eating green everything, finding a four leaf clover, and hanging out with your BFF St. Patrick! Slinte!

Bobby Hill Self Defense Dojo Greeting Card

Bobby Hill Self Defense Dojo Greeting Card

The streets are dangerous, you better learn some self defense. Don't waste your time working out at any old gym, come to Bobby Hill's Self Defense Dojo where you'll learn the skills like the patented groin kick and the shrieking battle cry "that's my purse, I don't know you" to protect yourself and become king of the hill.

Please Don't Interrupt Me Greeting Card

Please Don't Interrupt Me Greeting Card

Please don't interrupt me while i'm talking to myself. Show that your time is valuable and you can't waste it on talking to other people with this sassy design.

Let's Get Chip Faced Greeting Card

Let's Get Chip Faced Greeting Card

Wasted on cheese and felling fine! Show that chips and dip are your drug of choice with this delicious food inspired design.

Tis The Season To Get Wasted Greeting Card

Tis The Season To Get Wasted Greeting Card

Tis the season....to get wasted that is! Shotgunning beers or knocking back a bottle of wine is the only way we're going to be able to survive all this Christmas cheer. Santa Claus would probably approve of you getting completely drunk at the holiday Christmas party. Christmas drinking is the best kind of drinking.

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Llet's Get Wasted St. Patrick's Day Llama Parody Greeting Card

Llet's Get Wasted St. Patrick's Day Llama Parody Greeting Card

Llet's get wasted on St. Patrick's day! Share some of that St Patty's Day Drinking spirit with this St. Patrick's day, , festive, llama greeting card!

Whiskey Bent and Veil Bound Greeting Card

Whiskey Bent and Veil Bound Greeting Card

Take a shot you're tying the knot. Show that you're getting wasted and wedded with this fun bridal design.

Angry Gets Shit Done Greeting Card

Angry Gets Shit Done Greeting Card

Don't waste time being sad when Anger gets shit done. Show that rage fuels you forward with this inspirational quote design.

Hope You're Kitten Birthday Drunk Greeting Card

Hope You're Kitten Birthday Drunk Greeting Card

This cute cat lover's greeting card reads, "Hope You're Kitten Birthday Drunk" and features a cute little kitten in the middle! This ny birthday card is perfect for anyone looking to get wasted on their special day! Grab this cute kitty card and make sure you're kitten drunk!

Party Forever Eat Whatever Greeting Card

Party Forever Eat Whatever Greeting Card

Say happy birthday to the party animal in your life with this cute raccoon birthday card that says "Party forever, eat whatever". This card is perfect for a birthday full of eating pizza, tacos, nachos, ice cream and fries while partying all night getting wasted, hammered and trashed!

Omg I'm Like Literally Dead Greeting Card

Omg I'm Like Literally Dead Greeting Card

Show off your basic side with this hilarious and possibly ironic, basic white girl inspired, pumpkin spice latte lover's, selfie taker's greeting card! Let the world know that you are like totally dead. Literally.

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Every Time Someone Wishes You a Happy Mother's Day Greeting Card

Every Time Someone Wishes You a Happy Mother's Day Greeting Card

Let a Mom know how much you love her and her high wasted, pleated, elastic waisted jeans. This Mother's Day card is perfect for the Mom with a sassy sense of humor. This design features an illustration of Mom Jeans and the phrase "Fun Fact: Every time someone wishes you a Happy Mother's Day the waist on your jeans creeps another inch higher.

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