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Christmas Peens Pattern Blanket

Christmas Peens Pattern Blanket

Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! This isn't your ordinary Holiday cheer, not the pattern to show to the inlaws... for these phallic festivities will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!

Dungeons and Dragons Hidden Peen Pattern Blanket

Dungeons and Dragons Hidden Peen Pattern Blanket

If you look closely, things may not be exactly as they seem... can you find all the hidden penises in this Dungeons and Dragons inspired pattern?

Zero Fox Given Blanket

Zero Fox Given Blanket

This blanket is perfect for sassy, fox loving who can't help but give zero F***s when it comes to what is going on. So, if you love puns and letting people know that you can't be bothered wear this blanket and don't let anyone ruin your high.

Queen of Stomach Issues Blanket

Queen of Stomach Issues Blanket

I am the reigning Queen of having digestive trouble and stomach issues. Show off your royal status of having tummy troubles with this funny, sassy, stomach issues meme inspired design.

Mess With The Honk You Get The Bonk Blanket

Mess With The Honk You Get The Bonk Blanket

I've got my bat and I'm ready to attack! Be left alone with this, "Mess With The Honk You Get The Bonk" funny goose design with a goose holding a bat illustration. Perfect for being a rude goose, sassy animals, and not being messed with!

I'm Not Dead... Yet Blanket

I'm Not Dead... Yet Blanket

Don't we all sometimes just feel dead inside? Channel your inner opossum and existential dread with this meme inspired design!

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My Favorite Color Is Vodka Blanket Blanket

My Favorite Color Is Vodka Blanket Blanket

My favorite color is vodka! When haters get you down telling you that vodka isn't a color, lay some real talk on them with this blanket! Vodka is all the colors of the rainbow!

Am I A Joke To You? Blanket

Am I A Joke To You? Blanket

The earth isn't your waste bin, So why do you keep treating it as such? It's time to take the health of our planet more serious. After all, the protection of our environment isn't a joke!

Boots Booze And Tattoos Blanket

Boots Booze And Tattoos Blanket

Boots, booze, and tattoos! If you're cowboy boots over heels for these three things this may be the design for you. Party like a country rebel with your favorite boots, some good tattoos and your favorite drink, be it moonshine, whiskey, rye, bourbon, rum, wine, vodka, tequila or just good ol' fashioned beer!

Merry Trashmas Raccoon Blanket

Merry Trashmas Raccoon Blanket

Merry Trashmas! Show your love for Raccoons and the holiday season with this Christmas and trash panda inspired design.

I Love My Cat Opossum Blanket

I Love My Cat Opossum Blanket

Don't judge my cat, I love them. Show off your opossum love with this funny, "I Love My Cat" possum design! Perfect for opossum memes, animal humor, animal jokes, possum jokes, and loving trash cats!

Pankakke Blanket

Pankakke Blanket

This hentai-inspired design is for all those anime lovers out there with a dirty sense of humor. This dirty little stack of pancakes is ready for a lot of syrup!

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Protect The Vulnerable Blanket

Protect The Vulnerable Blanket

Show the world that we are only as strong as the most vulnerable with this, "Protect The Vulnerable" design, with a small plant and nature within a force field. Perfect for activism, social justice, and fighting for human rights.

We're Like Peas In A Pod Valentines! Blanket

We're Like Peas In A Pod Valentines! Blanket

There's no doubt about it... we're like peas in a pod, valentines!

WTF Where The Frogs Blanket

WTF Where The Frogs Blanket

WTF Where the frogs??? The real questions in life. Show off your search for frogs and love of amphibians with this funny WTF acronym design with some frog drawings.

I Am That Theatre Bitch Blanket

I Am That Theatre Bitch Blanket

The gold, the glitz, the glamour of the THEATRE! This golden star design is for those theatre bitches that own the stage!

Chick Off The Old Bawk Blanket

Chick Off The Old Bawk Blanket

Awww, he's got his momma's eyes. Err. Whether that's a good thing or not... well, you know what they say about faces only a mother could love.

Shella Rad Crab Blanket

Shella Rad Crab Blanket

Sweet skateboard, bruh. Show that your hella rad like this crab with this, "Shella Rad" crab pun design. Perfect for being a cute, rad, skateboarding crab!

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