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D.I.L.F. Damn I Love Fishing Greeting Card

D.I.L.F. Damn I Love Fishing Greeting Card

Head out to the lake with your bait, living your best D.I.L.F. life with this funny, "D.I.L.F. Damn I Love Fishing" fishing design! Perfect for dad gifts, fishing lovers, and catching some bass with your buds.

I Have A Great Joke About Hipaa Greeting Card

I Have A Great Joke About Hipaa Greeting Card

I have a great joke about HIPAA but I can't tell you. Show your love of medical humor with this funny nurse inspired design.

Happy Birthday You Whore Greeting Card

Happy Birthday You Whore Greeting Card

This bff birthday card is great for your best friend who you can call just the most horrible things with e most love like "happy birthday you whore." This funny birthday card is perfect for fans of sassy birthday cards, best friend card, best friends jokes and best friend quotes.

Happy Birthday Satan Is Pleased With Your Progress Greeting Card

Happy Birthday Satan Is Pleased With Your Progress Greeting Card

Wish your loved one a happy birthday and let them know Satan is pleased with this funny floral birthday card. This goth birthday card features illustrations of black and white roses, a mysterious eye and the phrase "Happy Birthday Satan Is Pleased With Your Progress.

Eat Me Daddy Garden Pattern Greeting Card

Eat Me Daddy Garden Pattern Greeting Card

Grow me and then, Eat Me Daddy. Show off your intense love for vegetables and fruity with this super healthy pattern, featuring beets, carrots, peaches, eggplants, peppers, peas, avocados, and more! Perfect for fitness, gardening, and staying healthy!

WTF Live Laugh Love Script Parody Greeting Card

WTF Live Laugh Love Script Parody Greeting Card

Live, laugh, love? More like, what the F*** --am I right? Show that you're doing your best in hard times, but are always thinking WTF with this, What the F*** script parody design!

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The Russians Hacked My Vodka Greeting Card

The Russians Hacked My Vodka Greeting Card

The Russians hacked my vodka. Take a shot in the name of democracy with this funny Russia hacks themed design.

Ain't No Bad Joke Like A Dad Joke Greeting Card

Ain't No Bad Joke Like A Dad Joke Greeting Card

Hey, wanna hear a bad joke, it's gonna be a dad joke probably! Show your appreciation for your dad and all his bad dad jokes this Father's day with this this funny, father's day greeting card!

Dad Joke Champion Greeting Card

Dad Joke Champion Greeting Card

Dad jokes may be the worst but on Father's day we have to celebrate dad's bad but cute humor. Show your dad who holds the trophy for the best dad jokes with this cute and funny, Father's day coffee mug!

You Say Potato I Say Vodka Greeting Card

You Say Potato I Say Vodka Greeting Card

You say potato, I say vodka. Show that you're all about that party life with this funny drinking design.

Coupon For One Free Dad Joke Greeting Card

Coupon For One Free Dad Joke Greeting Card

Give your Dad an exception this Father's Day and let him have a free coupon for a dad joke with this funny, Dad day greeting card! (Just one).

I Am Emotionally Devastated Time to Make a Joke Greeting Card

I Am Emotionally Devastated Time to Make a Joke Greeting Card

I am emotionally devastated. Time to make a joke! Show you use humor as a coping mechanism with this emotional disaster inspired design.

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I'm Just A Fungi Clicker Greeting Card

I'm Just A Fungi Clicker Greeting Card

Ayyeeee, why not invite my friend the clicker to the party? I promise he's a pretty FUNGI! But, no, seriously... don't get to close to them they like to bite.

Average Trash Enjoyer Greeting Card

Average Trash Enjoyer Greeting Card

I mean, doesn't this speak for itself? Raccoons + trash = heaven! Those who love the trash variety of cute and cuddly critters will appreciate this design.

Only Here for Sports Butts Greeting Card

Only Here for Sports Butts Greeting Card

Only Here for Sports Butts! You are at your friend's football tailgate, you don't know wtf is going on, balls are in the air, points and things, but you CAN get through it, because you're there for the SPORTS BUTTS! Sports can be unbearable to watch, but a voluptuous booty bouncing to a touchdown makes it a win in our playbook. This colorful, big bootied player mock sports design is perfect for butt-loving, anti-sports amigos. Just look at the way that football bounces off that tight ass!

Mother Sucker Greeting Card

Mother Sucker Greeting Card

The Metroid Baby, now thats one hell of a mother sucker! Lil guy sucked the hell out of Mother Brain, nintendo fans and metroid fans will love this lil cheeky reference.

Beware of Dog (Opossum) Greeting Card

Beware of Dog (Opossum) Greeting Card

Beware of Dog! Tell everyone to look out for these trash dogs on the property with this funny, parody design featuring an opossum!

Full Of Anxiety Greeting Card

Full Of Anxiety Greeting Card

Sometimes we give in to our anxieties, cost of living, food scarcity, mental health, there's a lot to keep us up at night! Yeah, scary right? Anxiety inducing, even. Show everyone your ironic side with this humourus design.

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