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Leather Daddy Pattern Stocking

Leather Daddy Pattern Stocking

Do you consider yourself a leather daddy? Yes sir! Show off your leather pride and love for all things Daddy with this "Leather Daddy" themed pattern accordion style face mask design.

Retro Christmas Sparkle Pattern Stocking

Retro Christmas Sparkle Pattern Stocking

Feel those classic Christmas vibes with this vintage inspired design! Perfect for a lover of Mid-Century Modern Design or anyone that loves the most wonderful time of the year.

Christmas Cats Pattern Stocking

Christmas Cats Pattern Stocking

These adorable kitties make the PURRFECT fluffy addition to furry and fun Christmas! An a-meow-zing gift for the cat people in your life this holiday season!

Floral Penis Rainbow Stocking

Floral Penis Rainbow Stocking

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your home? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Feliz Navidaddy Sweater Pattern Stocking

Feliz Navidaddy Sweater Pattern Stocking

Feliz Navidad - and Feliz navidaddy! Father Christmas just became father DADDY! Make the peeps laugh at the ugly sweater Christmas party this holiday season!

Cute Cubic Bee Pattern Stocking

Cute Cubic Bee Pattern Stocking

Are bees your favorite mob? THEY ARE SO CUTE! Bees are flying neutral mobs that live in bee nests and beehives. Show off your xp with this Minecraft parody pattern!

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Vintage Christmas Tree Decorating Stocking

Vintage Christmas Tree Decorating Stocking

Take the holiday's back in time with this vintage christmas design! This holiday design incorporates mid-century, 1950's vintage birds decorating a christmas tree with vintage cats, presents, ornaments and ornate swirls. Perfect for sharing in the Christmas spirit, Christmas parties, holiday parties, and family gatherings!

Vintage Christmas Tree Decorating Stocking

Vintage Christmas Tree Decorating Stocking

Take the holiday's back in time with this vintage christmas design! This holiday design incorporates mid-century, 1950's vintage birds decorating a christmas tree with vintage cats, presents, ornaments and ornate swirls. Perfect for sharing in the Christmas spirit, Christmas parties, holiday parties, and family gatherings!

Vintage Sega Nerd Stocking

Vintage Sega Nerd Stocking

Tell the world that you're not just any nerd, you're an original Sega nerd with this vintage style design!

Mid-Century Modern Sushi Pattern Stocking

Mid-Century Modern Sushi Pattern Stocking

Sushi is the bees knees! Show off your artsy sushi love with this mid-century modern and retro inspired design!

90's Menorah Pattern Stocking

90's Menorah Pattern Stocking

Like, Hanukkah Sameach! Get rad this holiday season with this 90's inspired Menorah pattern.

Halloweenies Pattern Stocking

Halloweenies Pattern Stocking

At first glance you may think this is an average festive Halloween pattern, look a little closer, my dear, those objects may be more phallic than they appear...

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Yule Pattern Stocking

Yule Pattern Stocking

Don't mess with witchy Christmas or Yule be sorry! We heathens love our solstice celebrations, the dried oranges, the yule logs, the pine and cinnamon! Show off your love of the winter solstice celebration with this witchy pattern!

Hope Your Christmas Isn't Basic Stocking

Hope Your Christmas Isn't Basic Stocking

This Christmas, let your family and friends know you want their holidays to be anything but basic! This funny holiday greeting card features a fun and oh so basic Santa Claus drinking a peppermint mocha. You are more than welcome to be basic this year, but make sure your Christmas isn't with our funny Santa greeting card!

Glizzy Pattern Stocking

Glizzy Pattern Stocking

Shout out all the Glizzy lovers out there! Express your love for the glizzy with this funky pattern design!

Notice Me Senpai Vaporwave Emoji Stocking

Notice Me Senpai Vaporwave Emoji Stocking

pls senpai, notice me Put those puppy dog eyed vibes out there with this cute vaporwave inspired pleading emoji.

Traditional Hanukkah Food Pattern Stocking

Traditional Hanukkah Food Pattern Stocking

The classics: Latkes, Hanukkah Gelt, Sufganiyot, Challah, and Precipizi, with some fun dreidel decorated and Star of David sugar cookies!

Gingerbread Spy x Family Stocking

Gingerbread Spy x Family Stocking

Join Anya, Loid, and Yor this holiday season! These gingerbread cookies of everyone's favorite anime family are so cute, you could just eat them up!

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