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Plant Dad Parody Blanket

Plant Dad Parody Blanket

Feed me plant dad, feed me now! Show off your love for musicals and plants and be a nervous plant dad of a man eating monster with this cute, plant dad parody design.

Mother Of Doggos Blanket

Mother Of Doggos Blanket

Why be a mother of dragons when you can be a mother of doggos!? They are sure to show you much more love, and won't torch your favorite dress - They might chew on them though.... but their undying loyalty will make up for that.

Moth Daddy Blanket

Moth Daddy Blanket

The only man for me is mothman! The daddy of danger, plague of the night skies, and thief of my heart.

Mothman Believes in You Blanket

Mothman Believes in You Blanket

Even when you don't believe in Cryptids or yourself, at least Cryptids will always believe in you. <3 This cute, positive Mothman shirt is perfect for any aspiring Cryptozoologist!

Don't Be An Asshole Winking Smiley Blanket

Don't Be An Asshole Winking Smiley Blanket

Hey man, just be kind! Show off your sassy smile for kindness with this, "Don't Be An Asshole" retro, winking, smiley face design!

Ice Cream Truck Treats Pattern Blanket

Ice Cream Truck Treats Pattern Blanket

Can you hear it? The Ice Cream Truck? You run it down to get your fave cartoon character popsicle but open it to see an unrecognizable gum ball eyed monster... ah the memories. If you recognize these classic frosty treats you're probs a 90s or 2000s kid, and we hope you enjoy this tasty flashback!

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I Love Man Buns Blanket

I Love Man Buns Blanket

I love man buns, beards and boys with facial hair! If you're into cute hairy boys, with long beautiful hair in man buns this floral bearded, man bun illustrated blanket is perfect for you!

Don't Pay The Furry Man Blanket

Don't Pay The Furry Man Blanket

When the rain comes down, you hear a wild dog howl... Beware that old wolf at the rudder... There's trouble ahead---Whatever you do: Don't pay the furry man! WAAAAH-AAAH.

Llama Just Killed A Man Parody Blanket

Llama Just Killed A Man Parody Blanket

Llama...just killed a man. Rock out with this rad, llama parody of Mr. Mercury in all his rock and roll coolness with this funny, bohemian rhapsody, llama blanket parody!

The Hung Man Tarot Blanket

The Hung Man Tarot Blanket

Um... I think there has been a miscommunication in the design department. I mean technically he is "hanging", but... what even would this card mean? "Getting some is in your future"? Sure, if you're packing like this guy.

Anime is Like a Gift From God Blanket

Anime is Like a Gift From God Blanket

Since God created man, and man created anime, anime is like a gift from God. So cherish it, the sacred Japanese anime is a holy gift from our Lord above. Whether you believe or not, this blanket design is sure to get a laugh and potentially a new perspective on life.

This Shrew Will Not Be Tamed Blanket

This Shrew Will Not Be Tamed Blanket

Show how strong you are with "This Shrew Will Not Be Tamed" design and let everyone know just how you stand on any subject of feminism or equality out there. Don't let the man push you down! Regardless if it's the government or a man!

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TurNIPS Blanket

TurNIPS Blanket

Man, these turnips are huge! Are they home grown? Did you use any pesticides?

Cute But Stressed Blanket

Cute But Stressed Blanket

I may be F***ing adorable, but oh man, am I STRESSED. Show off your stressed but cute self with this text design.

I Like Fighting Games For The Pecs I Mean Plot Parody Blanket

I Like Fighting Games For The Pecs I Mean Plot Parody Blanket

I play fighting games for the pecs...plot, I mean plot! Believe in the man boob supremacy and fight for your love of fighting games and the beefy fighters with this funny, horny gaming design.

CapyBruh Pattern Blanket

CapyBruh Pattern Blanket

Just a bunch of guys been' dudes, bruh! Put on your coolest cappy and get swaggy with this capybara inspired pattern.

I Exist Without My Consent Blanket

I Exist Without My Consent Blanket

What the hell?! I didn't ask for this! Man, this is a ripoff! Why would I want to be around... you know... *gestures at general surroundings* All of THIS!?

Will You Ahegao Out With Me Blanket

Will You Ahegao Out With Me Blanket

A real man of taste knows a thing or two about the art of ahegao after all. Celebrate the real meaning of Valentine's Day with this hentai-inspired design, featuring the ahegao face!

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