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Whip Me, Daddy (Whipped Cream) Greeting Card

Whip Me, Daddy (Whipped Cream) Greeting Card

Top me on anything, and whip me, Daddy! Show off your sassy, kinky side with this, NSFW, flirty whipped cream design!

Stuff Me Daddy Taco Greeting Card

Stuff Me Daddy Taco Greeting Card

Just an empty taco shell waiting to be stuffed. Show off your dirty, foodie humor with this, "Stuff Me Daddy" taco design. Perfect for loving tacos, NSFW , being kinky and getting filled with toppings.

This Mom Knows How to Party Greeting Card

This Mom Knows How to Party Greeting Card

Everyone knows mom rolls hella good on vibe checks cause her charisma is so dang high! Get some laughs this mothers day with this , nerdy mom , sure to be a critical success!

How Would You Like It If I Came Over With My Clique Usagi Greeting Card

How Would You Like It If I Came Over With My Clique Usagi Greeting Card

How would you like it if I came over with my clique? Show your love for 90s pop and 90s anime with this Sailor Moon and top 40 hits of the 1990s inspired design.

Eggstra Greeting Card

Eggstra Greeting Card

I came out of my shell dripping in sparkles. I hope you can be as glamourous and gelatinous as this fabulous egg .

Nobody: Me: HANUKKAH Greeting Card

Nobody: Me: HANUKKAH Greeting Card

Just living the best life with my assorted Hanukkah goodies, don't mind me. The holidays are coming around, and this is the perfect design to show off your love for Hanukkah!

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Top Candy Heart Greeting Card

Top Candy Heart Greeting Card

Show off your own dominance or your support for your favorite top this Valentine's Day with this "To My Favorite Top" candy valentine heart design. Perfect for expressing being a top, or a gift from a supportive submissive!

Top Shelf Piece of Shit Greeting Card

Top Shelf Piece of Shit Greeting Card

Top shelf piece of shit. Show you're a piece of shit, but a real fancy one, with this self-deprecating design.

I'm Having Pizzaaaa With Little Pizzaaaas On Top Trump Greeting Card

I'm Having Pizzaaaa With Little Pizzaaaas On Top Trump Greeting Card

I'm having Pizzaaaa with little pizzaaaas on top! Have you ever been f---ed so hard your p------ felt like it just ate a pizza with tiny pizzas as the topping? If so then this design is for you! Show your love of fake news and pizza with this Donald Trump inspired design.

My Ideal Weight is Sam Elliott On Top Of Me Greeting Card

My Ideal Weight is Sam Elliott On Top Of Me Greeting Card

My ideal weight is Sam Elliott on top of me. Show your love for the mustachioed sex-symbol Sam Elliott with this design.

You're One Of My Top 2 Favorite Parents Greeting Card

You're One Of My Top 2 Favorite Parents Greeting Card

Show your mom some love this Mother's Day with this hilariously , mom humor, parenting greeting card! Now give your mom the best/weirdest Mother's Day ever!

Namaste Mother F*cker Greeting Card

Namaste Mother F*cker Greeting Card

Namaste, Mother F***er. Because yogis can be badass too! The perfect tank for your next Vinyasa class. Show your love for yoga and your since of humor with this yoga design.

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Witch In The Streets Switch In The Sheets Greeting Card

Witch In The Streets Switch In The Sheets Greeting Card

Cast some sexy spells with this, "Witch In The Streets Switch In The Sheets" sexy, occult, witchy design! Perfect for loving to switch and be a witch!

Queen Of Garden Spades Greeting Card

Queen Of Garden Spades Greeting Card

Show off your royally talented green thumb with this cool gardener design inspired by traditional playing card decks!

I Wanna Rock And Roll All Night Dice Greeting Card

I Wanna Rock And Roll All Night Dice Greeting Card

And party with my campaign every day (and night)! Show off your love of classic rock and Dungeons and Dragons with this nerdy, "I Wanna Rock And Roll All Night" DnD dice parody design!

First Binder Patch (Transgender) Greeting Card

First Binder Patch (Transgender) Greeting Card

Big shout out to all the trans men and trans masc folks out there, because binding ain't easy. Let your favorite dude know just how proud of them you are with this patch. First Binder Achievement Unlocked!

2020 Nightmare Mode Greeting Card

2020 Nightmare Mode Greeting Card

Whoever decided this year we would play the game of life in nightmare mode should be put in prison. As if 2019 wasn't bad enough, 2020 came in like a retro game with bad controls on top of an impossible difficulty.

Christmas Kamala'd Early Greeting Card

Christmas Kamala'd Early Greeting Card

Christmas Kamala'd Early! Christmas came early this year with the Democratic Presidential win for Joe Biden and Kamala Harris - first female and first minority VP all in the same year! If inclusion is at the top of your Christmas list, along with the wish for equality, then Christmas Kamala'd early!

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