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Introducing our latest addition to the accessory bag collection - it's one of our most popular designs yet! This pattern is truly one-of-a-kind, featuring a playful and whimsical floral arrangement that will catch the eye of anyone who crosses your path. But what makes this pattern truly special are the little surprises hidden within the design. Keep your friends guessing as they slowly realize that the beautiful blooms are hiding a secret: a cheeky little penis popping out here and there. Don't worry, it's all in good fun! This bag is perfect for anyone with a healthy sense of humor, whether you're looking to add some spice to your everyday routine or to give as a gift to a friend who appreciates the irreverent. With this accessory bag, you'll have a little piece of joy to carry with you wherever you go.

Introducing our provocative yet stylish phone case, featuring a playful design of sprightly penises intertwined with delicate floral patterns. This is the perfect accessory for anyone looking to add a dash of whimsy and joie de vivre to their daily routine. With a design that is both subtle and eye-catching, this phone case is sure to turn heads and catch attention wherever you go. Whether chatting with friends or checking Instagram, you will feel confident and stylish with this unique phone case in hand. Our Floral Penis Pattern phone case is made with utmost care and quality materials, ensuring that your phone stays safe and secure while you express your personal style. A must-have for those who appreciate good design and a good laugh, this phone case is sure to become your new favorite accessory. So why settle for a boring, plain phone case when you could have this fun and flirty one? Order yours today and get ready to stand out from the crowd!

Introducing the perfect accessory for your living space - the Floral Penis Rainbow pillow! Break free from mundane dcor and add a bold statement piece that will leave your guests talking. This unique design is perfect for those who appreciate the beauty of flowers and the humor of genitalia. Whether you're cuddled up on the couch watching your favorite TV show or entertaining friends, this pillow is sure to be a conversation starter. The combination of the soft floral pattern and vibrant colored penises creates a striking contrast that will bring life to any room. Plus, it's the perfect gift for that friend who has everything or anyone with a bold sense of humor. Life's too short to settle for basic throw pillows, so why not add a little character to your home with the Floral Penis Rainbow pillow?

Introducing our latest and greatest sock product - the Floral Penis Rainbow! Are you tired of boring, plain socks that don't express your personality? We've got you covered. Our Floral Penis Rainbow socks feature a unique design that combines lovely floral patterns with a not-so-subtle hint of genitalia. These socks are perfect for anyone who isn't afraid to make a statement with their style. They're also a great conversation starter - just wait for someone to notice the pattern and watch the reactions come flooding in! Plus, they're comfortable and durable enough to wear all day long. Whether you're headed to work, a fancy event, or just lounging at home, the Floral Penis Rainbow socks are sure to add some fun to your wardrobe. Don't miss out on this must-have accessory - get your pair today!

Looking for a new french toile pattern mug? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!