This Is Fine Neck Gaiters

Whether 'tis bolder or more fine, ay, there's the rubbings. Even the Bard is confused by all these pencils. Somebody get this man a typewriter!

Oops. Natural 1. Guess I'll just stay here then. That's fine, I'm sure my coworkers can handle the hostile merger with Orcs Inc. without me. I just handle the meeting music anyway.

This seemingly innocent subtle makeup pattern looks fine at first glance, get a closer look, and you can spot all the "lipdicks,""chapsdicks,"penis-tipped mascara, lip gloss, rather vaginal looking lip balms, genitalia blushes, and a pudenda puddle of foundation! Fun for sex-positive makeup lovers or those who got the glam and the sexual humor to match!

Booties that are so fine, it's sure to make people cry when they walk on by ;)!

no no honey, i'm fiiiinee! Don't worry about lil' ol me. Don't let my suffering inconvenience you!!

Coming Out of My Cage and I've Been Doing Just Swine! This goth pig is inspired by 2000's emo fashion and the angsty tune of "Mr. Brightside" by The Killers. This ny pig is perfect for 90's babies who inevitably went in to an emo phase as they grew up...I'm Mr. Brightswine!