Trending Tea Patterns

Looking for a new french toile pattern pillow for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle butterfly vagina pattern throw pillow is for you!

Can you hear it? The Ice Cream Truck? You run it down to get your fave cartoon character popsicle but open it to see an unrecognizable gum ball eyed monster... ah the memories. If you recognize these classic frosty treats you're probs a 90s or 2000s kid, and we hope you enjoy this tasty flashback!

Religion isn't everyone's cup of tea, and if you're not all about organized religion, it can be tough to say. So the next time the evangelicals or mormons come knocking, just throw this on, you got this.

We witches don't simply play games with quests, magic, and potions - we live it! If you're a witchy gamer, a tech witch, or just love video games that focus on witch core - this design is sure to spark some happiness and XP!

Show your love of trash cats and trash pandas with this cute pattern perfect for any introvert raccoon looking to eat junk food and relax, or any possum who just wants to take a self care day.

Glitter and glow with this rainbow sparkles design! Featuring some cute, sparkling, rainbow stars on the color black.

Princesses can have penises, too! Destroy gender norms and put your tiara on with pride.

Caw! This adorable murder of crows is here to add a little terror and a little cuteness to your day. Great for crow lovers!

These popsicles are more spicy than sweet (wink wink). Looking for a subtle nsfw product? Something that's not immediately noticeable until you stare at it long enough that you realize that all is not as innocent as it seems? Then this design is for you! Perfect for shocking friends and family! Suck on that cocksicle, or popdickle...

Show off your love for plant life with this black and white, plant pattern. Featuring graphic silhouettes of various plants and plant-like designs. Perfect for loving plants, nature, leaves, floral, and decorative pattern designs.

You can't go wrong with Frosted Animal Crackers! Well, maybe not "Animal" crackers... Show off you love for this nostalgic frosted treat with an NSFW twist!

Feeling like munching on delicious strawberries in your cottagecore garden? Well, these berries are a bit different...

Furry butts drive me NUTS! Whatever your fursona is, I wanna see it's rear. Show me that booty!

Boba Shark doo doo doo doo doo doo!! Show off your love of boba milk tea and swimming deep in the sea with this funny, Boba Shark design!

Join Miyazaki's Totoro and friends with this cute cuddly pattern!

Get groovy and get gay with this fun floral, totally retro and hippie-approved design, and show off your LGBTQ+ pride with this funky pattern!

Bring the Kraken some sugar and tea and rum for stamina with this, "Tea Shanty" design! Perfect for singing sea shanties, pirates, krakens, cephalopods, sea creatures, drinking tea, sea punk and reefwave aesthetic!

Are bees your favorite mob? THEY ARE SO CUTE! Bees are flying neutral mobs that live in bee nests and beehives. Show off your xp with this Minecraft parody pattern!

Frosted Cryptid crackers in my soup, Mothmen and Bigfoots loop da loop! Show off you love for this fun frosted snack mashed up with creepy Cryptids in this funny Cryptid animal crackers pattern design.

Frosted Cryptid crackers in my soup, Mothmen and Bigfoots loop da loop! Show off you love for this fun frosted snack mashed up with creepy Cryptids in this funny Cryptid animal crackers pattern design.

Frosted Cryptid crackers in my soup, Mothmen and Bigfoots loop da loop! Show off you love for this fun frosted snack mashed up with creepy Cryptids in this funny Cryptid animal crackers pattern design.

Cottage Whore, or cottagecore whore for foraging spores. Yunno - just woodland faerie shit.

Ooh plants! I love plants, oh...oh wait what are those? Penis plants, baby. If you love subtle NSFW patterns, and a hint of greenery, then this is the pattern for you!

Sometimes even the mother of chromatic dragons needs to take a moment to calm down with a cup of hot, soothing tea. And she's the best at it---it's right there in her name! ...I think.

Coffee is way too overrated. Drinking tea is not only the next best thing but also the punkiest beverage out there. Drinking liquid created by crushed, dead leaves is oh so very punk.

Coffee is way too overrated. Drinking tea is not only the next best thing but also the punkiest beverage out there. Drinking liquid created by crushed, dead leaves is oh so very punk.

Sometimes all you need to fight nobodies and heartless assholes is a huge key and a giant pair of sneakers. This Kingdom Hearts-inspired pattern will make any video game nerd feel simple and clean!

I like my gardens IN game and OUT of game! Welcome to my adorable vegetable garden, enjoy your stay!

This cute, but brutal coffee mug features the phrase "Blood Of My Enemies (JK It's Tea)" This sassy mug is the perfect gift for anyone who loves coffee and kicking ass.

The cottage core aesthetic is so beautiful, so cozy and cute - the berries, the baking, the tea. I'm sorry to have to kick it up a notch, but the thing cottage core needs is some NSFW humor. Check out all the hidden and not so hidden penises (peens) in this pattern.

The cottage core aesthetic is so beautiful, so cozy and cute - the berries, the baking, the tea. I'm sorry to have to kick it up a notch, but the thing cottage core needs is some NSFW humor. Check out all the hidden and not so hidden penises (peens) in this pattern.