Straight Outtum Blankets

Spot the LGBTQ+ pride colors across the galaxy! Each planet represents a different group, can you tell which pride colors show your group? Perfect for straight allies and LGBTQ+ members, show your pride and support!

Is it weird that I can play a video game about cleaning things for ten hours straight but I can't be arsed to clean my room? ...Yes? Well, too bad. This virtual house ain't gonna spray itself.

Strawberry, but sketchy. Imagine this beautiful berry pattern was copied straight out of your sketchpad. Sometimes things look better less refined.

When does hibernation start because I am 100% participating in that! If you long to live the life of the great Klondike grizzly, gorging on fish, berries, honey, and Nutella, then breeding and sleeping for 6 months straight, then this blanket is for you! Embrace your lazy, animalistic nature and get back to basics with this blanket featuring a twist on Fall colors with a leaves and berries pattern!

Sleep is the ultimate medication for all ailments. Feeling sick? Sleep. Feeling sad? Sleep. Feeling hungover? Sleep. Feeling bored? Sleep. Sleeping is a lot of peoples favorite thing to do. Show off your love for catching some Z's with this comfy straight to the point blanket.

Oh my god, look at that fluffy little butt. That corgi is gonna twerk his way straight into my heart he is so unbelievably adorable. You convinced me to join Twerk Team Corgi you little cuddly puppy dog.