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Straight Outtum Greeting Cards

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I'm Outta Here Alien Greeting Card

I'm Outta Here Alien Greeting Card

Show off your love of outer space and sassy aliens with this sci-fi humor, alien believer's, sassy galaxy shirt! Let all humankind know that you are over Earth and you are OUTTA HERE!

Show Me Your Prick Greeting Card

Show Me Your Prick Greeting Card

Send me pics of your prick! Put them straight in my DM's! Small ones, big ones, fat ones, skinny ones, bald ones, I wanna see them all! There's no prick too strange for me!

Thanks For Being Outta This World Greeting Card

Thanks For Being Outta This World Greeting Card

Show someone special how much you care about them with this super adorable and rad, outer space inspired, alien humor, thank you greeting card! Give your friends the recognition they deserve!

Boneheaded Trippy Skull Greeting Card

Boneheaded Trippy Skull Greeting Card

I get a lil boneheaded when I smoke, what can I say? get high and vibe with this psychedelic tie dye skull that looks straight out of a head shop.

Coming Out of My Shell Greeting Card

Coming Out of My Shell Greeting Card

Coming out of my shell, and I've been peeling just fine! Crawl outta the dirt and scream your head off to these altered classic lyrics with a entomological twist!

Of Course I Can't Sit Straight I'm Bisexual Greeting Card

Of Course I Can't Sit Straight I'm Bisexual Greeting Card

I'll be over here sitting weird in a chair with my cuffed jeans in bisexual lighting! Show off being a proud bisexual with this , "Of Course I Can't Sit Straight I'm Bisexual" bisexual design.

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Not Straight Greeting Card

Not Straight Greeting Card

Not Straight. Navigating the spectrum of sexual orientation can be tricky. Let the world know you're not straight with this design.

Hope Your Birthday Is Outta This World Greeting Card

Hope Your Birthday Is Outta This World Greeting Card

This spacey birthday card reads, "Hope Your Birthday Is Outta This World" and is perfect for anyone who loves aliens and who would love to get one, especially on their birthday! Grab this greeting card for your mom, brother, sister, or favorite alien friend and make their birthday extraordinarily extraterrestrial!

Who Is This Trash I See Staring Straight Back at Me Raccoon Greeting Card

Who Is This Trash I See Staring Straight Back at Me Raccoon Greeting Card

Who Is This Trash I See Staring Straight Back at Me? When will my reflection show the garbage I am insiiiiiiiiide???? Show your love for raccoons and Mulan with this reflection parody design.

Bite Me (Donut) Greeting Card

Bite Me (Donut) Greeting Card

I Donut believe it. You've gotten a rise outta me. You can bite my sprinkle crusted butt, bud. Get sassy with this cute but angry glazed donut!

Galactic Gal Pals Aliens Greeting Card

Galactic Gal Pals Aliens Greeting Card

Your connection is outta this world! Show off your love for your gal pal with this, "Galactic Gal Pals" LGBTQ aliens design! Perfect for celebrating being space girlfriends!

Merry Christmas From Your Fellow Heterosexual Greeting Card

Merry Christmas From Your Fellow Heterosexual Greeting Card

Don your gay apparel with this festive Christmas card! Fool all of your family members into believing that you are as straight as an arrow. This sarcastic greeting card features an illustration of a rainbow and the phrase "Merry Christmas from your fellow 100% heterosexual family member.

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No Thoughts, Head Empty (Gelatinous Cube) Greeting Card

No Thoughts, Head Empty (Gelatinous Cube) Greeting Card

This design is for the times you're halfway through a real intense task and a big ol' acid jelly cube just comes outta no where and eats your brain, flesh, muscle, and any semblance of thought.

Listen Boomer Back In My Day Greeting Card

Listen Boomer Back In My Day Greeting Card

LISTEN BOOMER....BACK IN MY DAY, WE drank from a HOSE. WE KILLED toilet paper with AVOCADOS. WE F*CKED a FISH!! we YEETED HAW. HOSPITAL WAS NEVER!!!! We screamed at GOD. "F" was RESPECT. WE DIED in SQUALOR because LAZY PHONE and NO OTHER REASON!!! Set those boomers straight with this bizarre shitpost take on "back in my day".

You Are Worthy of My Grace - Kaworu Greeting Card

You Are Worthy of My Grace - Kaworu Greeting Card

"They look like really good friends!" said Netflix while dubbing Neon Genesis Evangelion. Come on... There's nothing straight about Shinji and Kaworu, let's be real here. Show your significant other the most complicated way of saying "I love you" with this Kaworu design!

LMAO Literally Screaming Scream Painting Greeting Card

LMAO Literally Screaming Scream Painting Greeting Card

LMAO I'm like, LITERALLY screaming right now!! Get straight up expressionist with your emotions with this parody of Edvard Munich's "The Scream"!

Looking Fly Greeting Card

Looking Fly Greeting Card

Lookin' pretty Fly for a plant, guy. Serve looks and stay hungry with this cute venus fly trap design perfect for feeling cute, stylish, flashy, or just straight up cool.

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