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Yeah I Like To Hoe Around Blanket

Yeah I Like To Hoe Around Blanket

Haha yeah I like to hoe around ;) Get all your gardening done with this cheeky design perfect for friends of plants.

Fill Me Daddy (Donut) Blanket

Fill Me Daddy (Donut) Blanket

Get some laughs and some concerned looks with this perfectly wholesome and not suggestive at ALL donut being filled with cream from a piping bag!

Friendly And Fiery Aries Blanket

Friendly And Fiery Aries Blanket

Friendly And Fiery Aries! You may be a lil hot and spicy, but you're also a great friend - show off your fire sign vibes with this boho vintage inspired Aries patch design!

Spicy Honk Bonk Goose Blanket

Spicy Honk Bonk Goose Blanket

HONK it's hades here to be a horrible goose from hell. Show off your sassy spice with this, "Spicy Honk Bonk" goose devil design!

Spicy Sag Witch Blanket

Spicy Sag Witch Blanket

That friend of yours who keeps a pantry filled with strange herbs and ingredients - that's your witchy Sag buddy right there. They don't do witchcraft half-assed. Spicy sags go all the way!

Good Vibrations Love Toy Pattern Blanket

Good Vibrations Love Toy Pattern Blanket

Bzzzzzzzz! Stay strapped with good vibes and self love! There's nothing wrong with a little battery operated assistance. Get down this Valentines Day or anytime of the year!

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Don't Have Sex Blanket Blanket

Don't Have Sex Blanket Blanket

Take some advice from Coach Carr and your friends about the dangers of getting it on with this hilarious Don't Have Sex design.

Cute Sex Toy Pattern Blanket

Cute Sex Toy Pattern Blanket

Aw what a cute little dildo! Okay, so this pattern might not be totally safe for work (or the faint of heart) but dammit they are cute! Show off your wild side, as well as your sense of humor, with these cute sex toy pillow! Now throw this cute thing on your couch and just wait for all the compliments to fly!

Spicy Heck Boy Satan Blanket

Spicy Heck Boy Satan Blanket

Show off your love of satan with this super hilarious, satanic humor, occult themed, pentagram, hell design! Let the world know who you worship: THE Spicy Heck Boy!

Wasabi Peas Pattern Blanket

Wasabi Peas Pattern Blanket

The most intense and spicy peas are the wasabi ones! Show off your love for spicy foods and wasabi peas with this cute and spicy, wasabi pea pattern design.

The Heckboy Tarot Card Blanket

The Heckboy Tarot Card Blanket

A yes, The Heck Boy- a card that denotes v spicy hecky stuff like parties and debauchery and mischief, sexy things, addiction, etc. Drawing this card can mean all sorts of fricky frack. Get your next tarot reading done with this Major Arcana Devil card depicting the worlds spiciest heck boy!

Slut Pride - Pug Blanket

Slut Pride - Pug Blanket

This bitch is a proud slut. Slut pride is the liberation and empowerment of sex positive people. Like you, this blanket is both comfortable and classy.

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Candy Parts (NSFW Valentine) Blanket

Candy Parts (NSFW Valentine) Blanket

Show that you've phallic fallen in love with these sexy, sensual, penis and vulva Valentines! These erogenous Candy Parts are perfect for your lovers this loving season or special occasion.

Glorious Feminist Blanket

Glorious Feminist Blanket

Gloria Steinem was a pioneer in the women's rights movement during the 70's! She proved that a woman needs a man just as much as a fish needs a bicycle! Fight for equality of the sexes and get your groove on with this cool and retro, feminist shirt!

NSFW Makeup Pattern Blanket

NSFW Makeup Pattern Blanket

This seemingly innocent subtle makeup pattern looks fine at first glance, get a closer look, and you can spot all the "lipdicks,""chapsdicks,"penis-tipped mascara, lip gloss, rather vaginal looking lip balms, genitalia blushes, and a pudenda puddle of foundation! Fun for sex-positive makeup lovers or those who got the glam and the sexual humor to match!

Asstrology Constellations Blanket

Asstrology Constellations Blanket

Ah yes. The zodiac sign constellations. Can you name all of them? We have Horny On Main, Absolute Unit, Double Lad, 69 420, ScreamCat, Weigh Good, Horse Daddy, Spicy Shrimp, Get Bread, Pour-1-Out, Wet Boy, and Goat Freak! Show all of your astrology friends how knowledgeable you are with this ironic design!

My Sexuality is None of Your Business Blanket

My Sexuality is None of Your Business Blanket

Help stop slut shaming and raise awareness through feminism in this inspirational floral blanket featuring the phrase "My sexuality is none of your business". This design is perfect for people who go to rallies, protests, slutwalk, want to smash the patriarchy, promote social justice, and are comfortable with their sexuality and their sex life.

Freya: Lol Later Haters Gonna Hit The Club Blanket

Freya: Lol Later Haters Gonna Hit The Club Blanket

This Freya goddess blanket is perfect for when you wanna hit the club and look like a Norse mythology nerd and feminist at the same time. Featuring an illustration of the Norse goddess Freya and her cat chariot, with the quote "Lol Later Haters Gonna Hit The Club" and the caption Freya: Our Goddess of Love, Sex, Death and Cats. This feminist blanket is perfects for fans of cats, goddess, cat lovers, partying, the club, feminism, sex and mythology.

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