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Sex Joke Blankets

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About this Design This bitch is a proud slut. Slut pride is the liberation and empowerment of sex positive people. Like you, this blanket is both comfortable and classy.
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Slut Pride - Pug Blanket
Slut Pride - Pug Blanket
This bitch is a proud slut. Slut pride is the liberation and empowerment of sex positive people. Like you, this blanket is both comfortable and classy.
About this Design Take some advice from Coach Carr and your friends about the dangers of getting it on with this hilarious Don't Have Sex design.
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Don't Have Sex Blanket Blanket
Don't Have Sex Blanket Blanket
Take some advice from Coach Carr and your friends about the dangers of getting it on with this hilarious Don't Have Sex design.
About this Design Help stop slut shaming and raise awareness through feminism in this inspirational floral blanket featuring the phrase "My sexuality is none of your business". This design is perfect for people who go to rallies, protests, slutwalk, want to smash the patriarchy, promote social justice, and are comfortable with their sexuality and their sex life.
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My Sexuality is None of Your Business Blanket
My Sexuality is None of Your Business Blanket
Help stop slut shaming and raise awareness through feminism in this inspirational floral blanket featuring the phrase "My sexuality is none of your business". This design is perfect for people who go to rallies, protests, slutwalk, want to smash the patriarchy, promote social justice, and are comfortable with their sexuality and their sex life.
About this Design This Freya goddess blanket is perfect for when you wanna hit the club and look like a Norse mythology nerd and feminist at the same time. Featuring an illustration of the Norse goddess Freya and her cat chariot, with the quote "Lol Later Haters Gonna Hit The Club" and the caption Freya: Our Goddess of Love, Sex, Death and Cats. This feminist blanket is perfects for fans of cats, goddess, cat lovers, partying, the club, feminism, sex and mythology.
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Freya: Lol Later Haters Gonna Hit The Club Blanket
Freya: Lol Later Haters Gonna Hit The Club Blanket
This Freya goddess blanket is perfect for when you wanna hit the club and look like a Norse mythology nerd and feminist at the same time. Featuring an illustration of the Norse goddess Freya and her cat chariot, with the quote "Lol Later Haters Gonna Hit The Club" and the caption Freya: Our Goddess of Love, Sex, Death and Cats. This feminist blanket is perfects for fans of cats, goddess, cat lovers, partying, the club, feminism, sex and mythology.
About this Design In order to be intimate you gotta make sure they're into it- don't get sensual if it ain't consensual! Spread the word- Consent is Mandatory, with this banner surrounded by cute bees and flowers! Perfect for a feminist, social justice warrior, or any other equal rights activist who values mutual understanding, respect and self control.
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Only Get Sensual If It's Consensual Blanket
Only Get Sensual If It's Consensual Blanket
In order to be intimate you gotta make sure they're into it- don't get sensual if it ain't consensual! Spread the word- Consent is Mandatory, with this banner surrounded by cute bees and flowers! Perfect for a feminist, social justice warrior, or any other equal rights activist who values mutual understanding, respect and self control.



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About this Design Aw what a cute little dildo! Okay, so this pattern might not be totally safe for work (or the faint of heart) but dammit they are cute! Show off your wild side, as well as your sense of humor, with these cute sex toy pillow! Now throw this cute thing on your couch and just wait for all the compliments to fly!
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Cute Sex Toy Pattern Blanket
Cute Sex Toy Pattern Blanket
Aw what a cute little dildo! Okay, so this pattern might not be totally safe for work (or the faint of heart) but dammit they are cute! Show off your wild side, as well as your sense of humor, with these cute sex toy pillow! Now throw this cute thing on your couch and just wait for all the compliments to fly!
About this Design If she can read music, she wants the D. Not sure who she is? We aren't either. Show off your nerdy band geek, music knowledge with this internet parody!
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She Wants The D Blanket
She Wants The D Blanket
If she can read music, she wants the D. Not sure who she is? We aren't either. Show off your nerdy band geek, music knowledge with this internet parody!
About this Design Sometimes words can just take way too long to get the message across. A simple phrase like 'let's get naked' may be all the flirt you need to let the person you're eyeballing to take off those clothes and have some sexy times! So avoid all the banter and get naked with this let's get naked design!
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Let's Get Naked Blanket
Let's Get Naked Blanket
Sometimes words can just take way too long to get the message across. A simple phrase like 'let's get naked' may be all the flirt you need to let the person you're eyeballing to take off those clothes and have some sexy times! So avoid all the banter and get naked with this let's get naked design!
About this Design Embrace the savage spirit of the upset kitty and insist that those annoying souls that surround you stop talking! Purrrrfect for sassy cat-lovers! Embrace the savage spirit of the upset kitty and insist that those annoying souls that surround you stop talking! Purrrrfect for sassy cat-lovers! Ideal for making sure people know that you are no one to be trifled with! Silence is golden, and so are cats!
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Stop Talking Blanket
Stop Talking Blanket
Embrace the savage spirit of the upset kitty and insist that those annoying souls that surround you stop talking! Purrrrfect for sassy cat-lovers! Embrace the savage spirit of the upset kitty and insist that those annoying souls that surround you stop talking! Purrrrfect for sassy cat-lovers! Ideal for making sure people know that you are no one to be trifled with! Silence is golden, and so are cats!



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