Self Confidence Ornaments

A pain for every season! Get used to your body falling apart and aging with this, "Back & Body Hurts" logo parody design. Perfect for embracing your chronic pain, having back pain, getting older, and dealing with our human flesh prisons on a daily basis!

Show off your love of hilarious food puns with this potato lover's, self-deprecating humor, shrug shirt! Let the world know that you don't know anything because you are simply a potato.

Introducing our whimsical and enchanting "Let me be weird in peace (unicorn)" garden flag, designed for all the free-spirited souls who believe in embracing their quirks unapologetically. This adorable flag features a charming unicorn, known for its legendary individuality and magical existence. With a touch of fantasy and a dash of humor, this garden flag serves as a delightful reminder to let your inner weirdness shine, while also promoting a tranquil environment for you to embrace your true self. Crafted with utmost care and attention to detail, this unique garden flag is like a portal to a world where being different is not only accepted but celebrated. It serves as a whimsical conversation starter, instantly adding a playful touch to your outdoor space. Let this delightful unicorn garden flag be a symbol of self-expression, reminding everyone to embrace their individuality and find joy in their own quirky ways. So, go ahead, let your inner unicorn roam freely, and create a peaceful garden oasis where you can be wonderfully weird, without any judgment or inhibitions!

Introducing our edgy and unapologetic enamel lapel pin, the "Sorry For Having Great Dick & Correct Opinions." This provocative pin is a bold statement piece designed for those who fearlessly embrace their own excellence and proudly express their unwavering convictions. With its striking typography and distinctive design, this pin serves as a tongue-in-cheek declaration, challenging societal norms and celebrating self-assured individuals who dare to stand out from the crowd. Crafted with meticulous attention to detail, this enamel pin showcases a combination of vibrant, eye-catching colors and a sleek, polished finish. The durable construction ensures that it will withstand the test of time and become a beloved addition to any pin collection. Whether it's proudly displayed on a jacket lapel, backpack, or cap, this pin is bound to spark conversations and turn heads, making it an ideal accessory for those unafraid to ruffle a few feathers and make a statement worth remembering. Add a touch of boldness and a dash of attitude to your ensemble with the "Sorry For Having Great Dick & Correct Opinions" enamel lapel pin, because sometimes, it's good to be fearless and unapologetically you.

Everything isn't all rainbows, ironically - I Am In Constant Physical Pain. But at least I have a self deprecating, sarcastic sense of humor about it. Besides, I may be in pain, but I'm still F***ing hilarious.

Give me your leftovers, I'm Thanksgiving trash! Show off your love of leftovers, eating, food, and being garbage with this funny, "Gimme Your Leftovers" holiday raccoon design!