Best Selling Designs
I Will Feast On Your Corpse Mushroom Welcome Mat
I Will Feast On Your Dying, decaying Corpse - yum yum. This sassy, hungry, and adorable mushroom is ready to recycle.
I'm Still Hungry Welcome Mat
Feed me and tell me I'm pretty AGAIN, I'm STILL HUNGRY. Eat junk food with this funny screaming cat t shirt perfect for any cat mom or dad out there who feels ready to knock something off the table any time they get hangry.
New Moon, Who Dis? Welcome Mat
New moon, who dis? Show off your love of Luna and funny phrases with this sassy, sleepy, new moon design!
Over-educated Cat Lady Welcome Mat
I'm just a sad, lonely, over-educated, under-loved, millennial - but at least my cats love me! Show off your sassy sarcasm and love of cats with this funny, "Over-educated Cat Lady" black cat design!
Don't Touch Me Cat Welcome Mat
Show off your love of cats and your hatred of being touched by weirdos with this cat lover's, pet owner's, feminist inspired, sassy shirt! Let the world know that you do NOT want to be touched!
Best Selling Designs
Baddie Definition Welcome Mat
Baddie by definition is a noun. It means a person who is confident and always slays. Slay all day and be a bona fied baddie in this sassy, baddie, definition design.
I Would Rather Be Playing Wordle Now Parody Welcome Mat
Yeah, I'd rather be playing wordle right now. If you'd rather be solving word puzzles on your phone than do anything else show it off with this funny, sassy parody design.
Do Not Perceive Me Welcome Mat
Leave me alone and let me be - even better, do not perceive me at all. This ironic, sassy design features the text, "Do Not Perceive Me" with a large smiley face staring blankly into space.
The Chances I'd Hurt You Are Low, But Never Zero Welcome Mat
I am a calm, collected person... but that doesn't mean I'm not capable of anger. Don't push your luck, because this cat's got CLAWS.
Bubbly Af Boba Welcome Mat
Bubbly Af...jk! Mess With The Tapioca, Get Tapio-cut! Boba tea is a delicious treat, but careful, they've got balls. angry bubbly af boba humor kawaii drinks kawaii boba pastel kawaii pastel boba boba love boba tapioca boba milk tea milk tea boba tapioca tea bubble tea boba tea boba puns sassy puns cute but cute but.
I've Had it with The Bullshit Cat Welcome Mat
I've Had it with The Bullshit. Cats don't tolerate BS. And neither do you!
Fat Goth Slut Welcome Mat
Fat Goth Slut. Show that you're a fat goth slut and you're proud of it with this metal body-positive inspired design.
Full Of Anxiety Welcome Mat
Sometimes we give in to our anxieties, cost of living, food scarcity, mental health, there's a lot to keep us up at night! Yeah, scary right? Anxiety inducing, even. Show everyone your ironic side with this humourus design.
Weed Candy Hearts Pattern Welcome Mat
Weed be so cute together! Cannabe your Valentines? Celebrate Valentine's Day with you best bud and these fun stoner candy hearts!