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Feral Girl Summer Cat Greeting Card

Feral Girl Summer Cat Greeting Card

Ditch purrrrfectionism and live your best feral girl life with this, Feral Girl Summer cat design featuring a sassy black cat! Get weird and do what you want.

In Loving Memory of Lower Gas Prices Greeting Card

In Loving Memory of Lower Gas Prices Greeting Card

This goes out to the gas prices that were once low and affordable. In loving memory of lower gay prices. Pay homage to the days of low gas prices passed with this funny, political design.

I'm Outta Here Alien Greeting Card

I'm Outta Here Alien Greeting Card

Show off your love of outer space and sassy aliens with this sci-fi humor, alien believer's, sassy galaxy shirt! Let all humankind know that you are over Earth and you are OUTTA HERE!

How Are We Supposed To Live, Laugh, Love In These Conditions? Greeting Card

How Are We Supposed To Live, Laugh, Love In These Conditions? Greeting Card

With the costs of living and countless existential threats - life is hard! How are we supposed to live, laugh, love in these conditions??? Show off your sassy, ironic, apocalypse humor with this funny live, laugh, love parody design.

Feral Girl Summer Opossum Greeting Card

Feral Girl Summer Opossum Greeting Card

Watch out, she a feral girl! Show off your feral girl fearlessness with this funny, "Feral Girl Summer" screaming opossum design. Perfect for embracing your imperfections and doing whatever tf you want!

I Will Feast On Your Corpse Mushroom Greeting Card

I Will Feast On Your Corpse Mushroom Greeting Card

I Will Feast On Your Dying, decaying Corpse - yum yum. This sassy, hungry, and adorable mushroom is ready to recycle.

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Best Selling Designs

Trashy and Sassy Greeting Card

Trashy and Sassy Greeting Card

Just because you indulge in garbage doesn't mean you can't be glamorous. Inspired by photos of opossums wearing pink hair bows, this adorable card is perfect for any fans of the strange marsupial!

Sassy Since Birth Greeting Card

Sassy Since Birth Greeting Card

Sassy since birth! Show that you came out of the womb with attitude! The cute sassy design is a perfect baby shower gift for soon to be moms.

Sassy Southern Mama Greeting Card

Sassy Southern Mama Greeting Card

This mama is full of sass and from the South! Show your sassy, southern mama how much you love her and all her sassy, southern ways with this sassy, Mother's day greeting card! Perfect for any southern mom on Mother's Day!

Current Mood Sassy Bernie Sanders Greeting Card

Current Mood Sassy Bernie Sanders Greeting Card

Show off your current mood with this sassy, cozy, Bernie Sanders shirt! Bernie is always a mood why not show it off with this and sassy greeting card of Bernie sitting at the 46th US presidential Inauguration!

Rude Sassy Candy Hearts Pattern Greeting Card

Rude Sassy Candy Hearts Pattern Greeting Card

Are you just want everyone to STFU about Valentine's Day? Show off your sarcastic, snarky, and single self! These are the only candy grams I'll tolerate!

Happy Birthday You Whore Greeting Card

Happy Birthday You Whore Greeting Card

This bff birthday card is great for your best friend who you can call just the most horrible things with e most love like "happy birthday you whore." This birthday card is perfect for fans of sassy birthday cards, best friend card, best friends and best friend quotes.

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Drink Water You Hot, Dehydrated Bitch Greeting Card

Drink Water You Hot, Dehydrated Bitch Greeting Card

Drink Water You Hot, Dehydrated Bitch! Inspire yourself and others to stay hydrated with these funny and sassy watered words of encouragement!

Over-educated Under-loved Millennial Greeting Card

Over-educated Under-loved Millennial Greeting Card

Ohh don't mind me, I'm just over here heating my sad, lonely, microwave dinner and raging at socio-economic issues! Show off being an Over-educated Under-Loved Millennial with this cute, retro, rainbow smiley design!

Over-educated Cat Lady Greeting Card

Over-educated Cat Lady Greeting Card

I'm just a sad, lonely, over-educated, under-loved, millennial - but at least my cats love me! Show off your sassy sarcasm and love of cats with this funny, "Over-educated Cat Lady" black cat design!

Doing My Little Tasks While The World Crumbles Greeting Card

Doing My Little Tasks While The World Crumbles Greeting Card

Everything is fine! I'll just smile through doing my little tasks while the world crumbles further into a capitalist hellscape!

I Won't Hesitate, Bitch Hamster Greeting Card

I Won't Hesitate, Bitch Hamster Greeting Card

I may be smol and cute, but trust me, I won't hesitate to cut a bitch.

Ahegao Lollipop Greeting Card

Ahegao Lollipop Greeting Card

A fun but nsfw design showcasing the pleasures of eating a delicious lollipop. If you got a sweet tooth yourself, it's definitely hard to resist something so yummy!

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