Sassy Greeting Cards

This bff birthday card is great for your best friend who you can call just the most horrible things with e most love like "happy birthday you whore." This funny birthday card is perfect for fans of sassy birthday cards, best friend card, best friends jokes and best friend quotes.

Hey baby, how about we extend the warranty on this relationship?

This raccoon will heck you up if you get too close. Be mildly threatening to keep distance with the funny, trash animal design with a raccoon wielding a knife.

Looking for a way to add a little edge to your holiday season? Look no further than our "Merry F***ing Christmas" greeting card - the perfect way to showcase your sarcastic side with a little holiday cheer. Whether you're over the commercialism of the season or fed up with the family drama, this sassy and foul-mouthed design is sure to put a smile on even the grinchiest of faces. And hey, if you're looking for a way to tell your loved ones just how you feel about the season, why not do it with a card that pulls no punches? So go ahead, make someone's day with this unforgettable greeting - and let them know you're ringing in the holidays your way.

Feed me and tell me I'm pretty AGAIN, I'm STILL HUNGRY. Eat junk food with this funny screaming cat t shirt perfect for any cat mom or dad out there who feels ready to knock something off the table any time they get hangry.

This shirt is perfect for the sassy Christmas loving ho in all of us. If you would rather make jokes and have something funny going on in your life, especially around the holidays - you might as well make Santa jokes about him saying Ho Ho Ho! This parody Santa pun design is the one for you when you know Santa is making his naughty or nice list.