Best Selling Designs
F*** All Y'all Old School Tattoo Blanket
F*** all y'all. Show your love of swear words and sailor tattoos with this old school black and white stippled heart tattoo inspired design.
Please Leave Me And My Hermit Ass Alone Blanket
Seriously. Can't you see I'm doing good over here? Vibe with yourself and keep people you don't wanna deal with at a distance with this sassy hermit design!
I Believe in Santa, Not God Blanket
I Believe in Santa, Not God. Please keep the Christ out of Christmas, I'm and atheist, and please stop telling me to go to church - I'd rather not. Notice the atheist symbol on Santa's cap!
Flicky Frog Blanket
This Leggy boi don't friccin' CARE about what u say! Show the world you ain't give a dang with this edgy double bird flippin froggy boi!
Queen of Stomach Issues Blanket
I am the reigning Queen of having digestive trouble and stomach issues. Show off your royal status of having tummy troubles with this funny, sassy, stomach issues meme inspired design.
Best Selling Designs
Short Sweet & Sassy Blanket
This little kitten is short, sweet and sassy! Munchkin cats are the cutest, shortest and sassiest! Show off your sassy side and your short girl pride with this adorable cat blanket! This design features a prissy adorable munchkin cat on a bow and diamond pattern.
Cute, Sassy and Girly Blanket
Hey sassy girl, decorate your room with all the sass and cuddle up with this feminine, glamorous and sassy blanket! Embrace your girly side with this precious, cuddly and cozy blanket.
Current Mood Sassy Bernie Sanders Blanket
Show off your current mood with this sassy, cozy, Bernie Sanders shirt! Bernie is always a mood why not show it off with this funny and sassy blanket / home decor of Bernie sitting at the 46th US presidential Inauguration!
Wine Makes Me a Sassy Bitch Blanket
Wine is awesome. It's the best drink in my diet. Not only does it soothe me, it also makes me incredibly sassy and filled with complete alcohol fueled sarcasm. So if you are a wine lover like me, this design is perfect for you. It doesn't matter if you are a connoisseur of fine vintages or the best boxed wine money can buy wine makes you sassy as F***!
Omg I Litterally Cat Even Blanket
Omg I literally cat even right now! Show off your sassy side with this funny, cat pun, sassy cat home decor / blanket!
Physically Mentally Emotionally Exhausted Blanket
Physically. Mentally. Emotionally. Exhausted. Everything isn't all rainbows, ironically - I'm f***ing tired. But at least I have a self deprecating, sarcastic sense of humor about it.
Thank God You Hate NFTS Candy Heart Blanket
Thank god you hate NFTS Valentine! Show off your romantic side and your hatred for NFTS with this sassy, Valentine design.
Heathens Against Heteronormativity Blanket
Keep heteronormativity out of hell! Get sassy and satanic with this, "Heathens Against Heteronormativity" funny queer design.
Do Not Perceive Me Blanket
Leave me alone and let me be - even better, do not perceive me at all. This ironic, sassy design features the text, "Do Not Perceive Me" with a large smiley face staring blankly into space.
Floral F*** Off Blanket
This floral feminist shirt is perfect for all antisocial people who are sick of the patriarchy and of 2016 in general, so just, F*** off, but nicely, like a cute floral design. This sarcastic shirt is great for fans of feminist apparel, feminist qutoes and sassy quotes.