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Sarcasm Blankets

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Physically Mentally Emotionally Exhausted Blanket

Physically Mentally Emotionally Exhausted Blanket

Physically. Mentally. Emotionally. Exhausted. Everything isn't all rainbows, ironically - I'm f***ing tired. But at least I have a self deprecating, sarcastic sense of humor about it.

I'm Not Dead... Yet Blanket

I'm Not Dead... Yet Blanket

Don't we all sometimes just feel dead inside? Channel your inner opossum and existential dread with this meme inspired design!

I Feel Like Shit Blanket

I Feel Like Shit Blanket

Feeling like shit? We relate. Live your truth and let the world know how you're feeling in this honest design.

I Have a Migraine Retro Rainbow Blanket

I Have a Migraine Retro Rainbow Blanket

Migraines aren't groovy. :( Show off your coping with the pains of headaches with this retro, rainbow, smiley design for "I Have a Migraine". Perfect for dealing the aches and pains of migraines!

How Are We Supposed To Live, Laugh, Love In These Conditions? Blanket

How Are We Supposed To Live, Laugh, Love In These Conditions? Blanket

With the costs of living and countless existential threats - life is hard! How are we supposed to live, laugh, love in these conditions??? Show off your sassy, ironic, apocalypse humor with this funny live, laugh, love parody design.

Rated M For Milf Parody Blanket

Rated M For Milf Parody Blanket

Y'all ain't ready for this. This here is rated M for Milf, so you better proceed with caution. Otherwise, you'll be too overwhelmed by her power she has over you!

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Sarcasm Makes The Heart Grow Fonder Blanket Blanket

Sarcasm Makes The Heart Grow Fonder Blanket Blanket

Add some sass to your home with this trendy sarcasm makes the heart grow fonder blanket.

Feminism Definition Blanket

Feminism Definition Blanket

The sarcastic design is perfect for any feminist. The definition of Feminism, the radical notion that women are people.

Gettin' Real Tired of Wearing Pants and Being Responsible Blanket

Gettin' Real Tired of Wearing Pants and Being Responsible Blanket

This whole being responsible and wearing pants thing is getting old real fast. Let everyone know you're having a day and express your lazy side with this funny lazy blanket design.

I Identify As Tired Rainbow Blanket

I Identify As Tired Rainbow Blanket

My pronouns are good night because I identify as tired. Show off your queer comedic style with this, "I Identify As Tired" retro rainbow design!

Pastel Daria Parody Blanket

Pastel Daria Parody Blanket

Daria's ditched her 90's grunge look for something a bit more spiked, and flowery--pastel goth. The MTV queen of sarcasm and misanthropy is coming to terms with her sweet and sugary side, but not without ditching her inner goth. Relive your childhood memories in a whole new way with this Daria parody design.

Distant Candy Hearts Blanket

Distant Candy Hearts Blanket

That moment when you want to celebrate the day of love and romance but you're still in a pandemic. Express your boundaries with this colorful distant candy hearts design!

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Clinically Depressed Unicorn Blanket

Clinically Depressed Unicorn Blanket

Clinical depression may not be all "rainbows, butterflies, and unicorns,"but I mean, it can be if you have that sick kind of humor (guilty). Embrace the irony in this sarcastic but sweet unicorn design! Where sunshine, rainbows, and clinical depression exists on the same canvas...super likely.

Bye Felicia Blanket

Bye Felicia Blanket

This Bye Felicia blanket is great for both Christians and non-Christians, because everyone can appreciate a funny Jesus jokes. Featuring our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, ascending to heaven, with the quote "Bye Felicia. This funny Jesus blanket is perfect for anyone who is a fan of internet memes, sarcasm, Jesus, Christianity, sassy quotes and Jesus jokes.

I Don't Like Mornings or People Blanket

I Don't Like Mornings or People Blanket

Introverts unite and tell people that you don't like mornings...or people for that matter. Don't worry if they don't get sarcasm, it doesn't mean that you aren't funny. This blanket design features the quote, "I Don't like Mornings or People." with a sun pattern.

Wine Makes Me a Sassy Bitch Blanket

Wine Makes Me a Sassy Bitch Blanket

Wine is awesome. It's the best drink in my diet. Not only does it soothe me, it also makes me incredibly sassy and filled with complete alcohol fueled sarcasm. So if you are a wine lover like me, this design is perfect for you. It doesn't matter if you are a connoisseur of fine vintages or the best boxed wine money can buy wine makes you sassy as F***!

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