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Here Lies My Hopes And Dreams Blanket

Here Lies My Hopes And Dreams Blanket

Mourn the death of your hopes and dreams because you are slowly drowning in student loans because you were foolish enough to want to go to college and get an education. perfect for keeping in your dorm room to soak up all your tears from finals week and all the other stress of your life.

I Felt Sad Butt You Made Me Smile Blanket

I Felt Sad Butt You Made Me Smile Blanket

I felt sad BUTT you made me smile! Show off how happy your booty is with this cute and , flirty, smiley face booty design.

Existing Is Hard Rainbow Smile Blanket

Existing Is Hard Rainbow Smile Blanket

Existing is hard! Show off your honesty about life's challenges and circumstances, it's brutal out here! Perfect for feeling overwhelmed with existential thoughts and trying to find the rainbow in the rain.

Nihilist 8-Ball Blanket

Nihilist 8-Ball Blanket

Oh magic 8-ball, should I apply for the job? ...oh. Well then. Maybe I'll try asking again tomorrow---oh wait. Man, for a cheap plastic oracle, this thing sure is depressing.

Emo Wilt Pattern Blanket

Emo Wilt Pattern Blanket

This one's for those that think flowers don't reach their full potential until they're wilting and dead. Sometimes there's beauty in the morose.

JJ's Diner: Belgian Waffle Crest Blanket

JJ's Diner: Belgian Waffle Crest Blanket

An illustrated Parks And Rec blanket for the fans of JJ's Diner, home of the world famous waffles that Leslie Knope is so endearingly obsessed with. There is no sadness that breakfast food cannot cure, after all. This waffle blanket is perfect for fans of Parks and Rec, Leslie Knope, Pawnee, JJ's Diner, waffles, breakfast food, junk food and bacon.

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Too Rad To Be Sad Blanket

Too Rad To Be Sad Blanket

Express your love of aliens and the supernatural with this hand-drawn comic, extraterrestrial, k alien, outer space lover's shirt! Let the world know that you believe in aliens and we are not alone in the universe.

Sleep Solves Everything Blanket

Sleep Solves Everything Blanket

Sleep is the ultimate medication for all ailments. Feeling sick? Sleep. Feeling sad? Sleep. Feeling hungover? Sleep. Feeling bored? Sleep. Sleeping is a lot of peoples favorite thing to do. Show off your love for catching some Z's with this comfy straight to the point blanket.

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