Pet Cat

Cats are awesome. they just don't give a F***. This is simple. Everytime you pet a cat you are worshipping satan. So worship the beast and realize satan is happy with how your progressing every time you pet a kitty cat. So meow up with this great shirt featuring baphomet petting a cute kitty cat.

If you pet a cat you are worshipping satan. The beast resides in all of our feline associates. Inside resides the purest form of evil. So release the beast in every kitty by petting them on their bellies. Soon you will find your arms are covered in blood for their rituals to summon the spawn of satan himself. So with this design, Pet cats and hail satan!

Hell doesn't care about cat hair. Show off your love of all things occult and cat love with this, "Pet Cats Hail Satan" sphynx cat design featuring a satanic sphynx! Perfect for cat gifts, occult humor, satanic rituals, and hailing satan!

Petting all those cats certainly burn calories, therefore it only makes logical sense that if you pet cats you get abs! Show off your cat love and fitness humor with this "Pet Cats Get Abs" design! Perfect for a cat lady, lazy fitness, cat lover, workout humor, and petting cats!

I just want to explore space and pet cats, explore space and go pet some cats with this cute and nerdy, outer space, cat coffee mug!

If you pet a cat you are worshipping satan. The beast resides in all of our feline associates. Inside resides the purest form of evil. So release the beast in every kitty by petting them on their bellies. Soon you will find your arms are covered in blood for their rituals to summon the spawn of satan himself. So with this design, Pet cats and hail satan!