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Penis Plants Pattern Blanket
Ooh plants! I love plants, oh...oh wait what are those? Penis plants, baby. If you love subtle NSFW patterns, and a hint of greenery, then this is the pattern for you!
Christmas Peens Pattern Blanket
Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! This isn't your ordinary Holiday cheer, not the pattern to show to the inlaws... for these phallic festivities will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!
Cottagecore Peens Pattern Blanket
The cottage core aesthetic is so beautiful, so cozy and cute - the berries, the baking, the tea. I'm sorry to have to kick it up a notch, but the thing cottage core needs is some NSFW humor. Check out all the hidden and not so hidden penises (peens) in this pattern.
Weinter NSFW Parody Blanket
I just love the "Weinter"! Seeing all the intricate details of the falling snowflakes. Checkout these NSFW snowflakes and celebrate winter with this funny, nsfw winter design.
Ew Gross Winter Blanket
Winter? Ew! Gross. Let everyone know how you really feel about cold weather in this bold design.
Baba Yaga Balenciaga Parody Blanket
Baba Yaga Balenciaga Parody. Why the hell would you pay $850 for a sweater when you can get the look and rep your favorite witch from Slavic folklore for a fraction of the price? Show your love for witchy women that live chicken leg huts with this design.
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Dicks and Butts Ugly Sweater Pattern Blanket
Get ready for Ugly Christmas Sweater Season with this crude and funny sweater blanket. This ugly sweater pattern features illustrations of erect penises and glistening asses. Shock your friends with your passion for designer blankets at your next ugly sweater party.
Penis Constellation Pattern Blanket
Show your love for stargazing and dick with this funny penis pillow. This night sky's pillow features illustrations of wieners and balls shaped constellations.
Rainbow Penis Pattern Blanket
Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!
Floral Penis Rainbow Blanket
Introducing the perfect conversation starter for any room: the Floral Penis Rainbow blanket. With a bold and thought-provoking design, this blanket will leave a lasting impression on anyone who lays eyes on it. The intricate floral patterns intertwine beautifully with the rainbow-colored penises, creating a stunning display of artistry and humor. It's perfect for those who want to add a touch of whimsy to their home decor or for those who simply want to shock their guests. Made with the highest quality materials, this blanket is both soft and durable, ensuring a cozy and long-lasting experience. Whether you're snuggled up on the couch or using it as a statement piece for your bedspread, the Floral Penis Rainbow blanket is sure to become a favorite among your friends and family. Don't miss out on the chance to own this hilarious and eye-catching item!
Banana penis pattern Blanket
Looking for a subtle nsfw product? Something that's not immediately noticeable until you stare at it long enough that you realize that all is not as innocent as it seems? Then this design is for you! Perfect for shocking friends and family!
Floral Penis Pattern Orange Blanket
Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother notices only once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!
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I'm So Cold (Leaves and Snow) Blanket
The leaves are falling, the snow is flying - I'm so cold! Get yourself warm and cozy while expressing how you feel with this, "I'm So Cold" fall and winter themed design. Featuring fall leaves and snowflakes graphics.
Why am I Such a Misfit I Am Not Just a Nitwit Blanket
Quit your job! Run away and join the Island of Misfit Toys! Gear up for your next ugly sweater Christmas party with this Rudolf themed design featuring an illustration of Hermy and the quote "Why an I such a misfit? I am not just a nitwit. You can't fire me, I quit. Seems I don't fit in.
Christmas Cats Pattern Blanket
These adorable kitties make the PURRFECT fluffy addition to furry and fun Christmas! An a-meow-zing gift for the cat people in your life this holiday season!
Maury Christmas Joseph You are Not the Father Blanket
"Joseph, you are....NOT THE FATHER!" Wish everyone a Maury Christmas with this funny blasphemous Christmas design.
Pop Art Penis Pattern Blanket
This phallic pattern is sure to make a statement! Pop off with this iconic pop art inspired pattern.
Fall Vibes Blanket
Goodbye summer it's time to embrace the Fall Vibes! Get in the fall spirit with this "Fall Vibes" fall season design! Perfect for loving fall, autumn, leaves, pumpkins, halloween, thanksgiving, and all things fall!
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