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Browse our collection of 65 Penis Pillows and more. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

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Trending Designs

Dungeons and Dragons Hidden Peen Pattern Pillow

Dungeons and Dragons Hidden Peen Pattern Pillow

If you look closely, things may not be exactly as they seem... can you find all the hidden penises in this Dungeons and Dragons inspired pattern?

90s Neon Rainbow Penis Pattern Black Pillow

90s Neon Rainbow Penis Pattern Black Pillow

Get your 90's neon Lisa Frank freak nostalgia on with this rainbow penis pattern! Can you spot all the Lisa Frank inspired peens? The patterns, the colors, is that a pegasus? A giraffe? A jaguar? A cheetah? A penis?!?!

90s Neon Rainbow Penis Pattern Pillow

90s Neon Rainbow Penis Pattern Pillow

Get your 90's neon Lisa Frank freak nostalgia on with this rainbow penis pattern! Can you spot all the Lisa Frank inspired peens? The patterns, the colors, is that a pegasus? A giraffe? A jaguar? A cheetah? A penis?!?!

Floral Penis Pattern Blue Pillow

Floral Penis Pattern Blue Pillow

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

NSFW Pastel Penis Ramune Soda Bottles Pillow

NSFW Pastel Penis Ramune Soda Bottles Pillow

Show off your love for NSFW, Pastels and vaporwave, kawaii aesthetics with this cute and naughty, penis shaped soda bottle, nsfw design.

Dick Academia Pattern Pillow

Dick Academia Pattern Pillow

Dick Academia...OPE I mean Dark academia... Check out this devious dark academia parody, can you use your sleuthing to find all the hidden penises??

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Best Selling Designs

Mushroom Penis Pillow

Mushroom Penis Pillow

Mushroom can look like penises, it's just a fact. These phallic shrooms might get you some questionable looks, but nothing tricks the eye like a subtle penis shaped, perfectly innocent mushroom.

Penis Plants Pattern Pillow

Penis Plants Pattern Pillow

Ooh plants! I love plants, oh...oh wait what are those? Penis plants, baby. If you love subtle NSFW patterns, and a hint of greenery, then this is the pattern for you!

Floral Penis Rainbow Pillow

Floral Penis Rainbow Pillow

Looking for a new french toile pattern pillow for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Occult Hidden Penis Pattern Pillow

Occult Hidden Penis Pattern Pillow

If you are into all things occult, witchy, or ~mystical~ then this pattern is for you... oh wait... are those dicks? See if you can find all the penis occultish items, and even look to the whispy magical fog.

Penis Pastries Pattern Pillow

Penis Pastries Pattern Pillow

This subtle NSFW pattern displays some classic bakery pastries, but the shape of them may appear to be...phallic. Not your normal pastries, but delicious! Fool friends with this penis pastry pattern, maybe they'll think you just really like eclairs...

Penis Nuggets Pattern Pillow

Penis Nuggets Pattern Pillow

Oh, I love chicken nuggets! Wait... are those....? PENUGGETS! Penis shaped chicken nuggets. If nuts and nuggets are your two fave things, this is the design for you!

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Strawberry Peens Pattern Pillow

Strawberry Peens Pattern Pillow

Feeling like munching on delicious strawberries in your cottagecore garden? Well, these berries are a bit different...

Frosted Peens Crackers Pillow

Frosted Peens Crackers Pillow

You can't go wrong with Frosted Animal Crackers! Well, maybe not "Animal" crackers... Show off you love for this nostalgic frosted treat with an NSFW twist!

90s Neon Rainbow The Devil Tarot Pillow

90s Neon Rainbow The Devil Tarot Pillow

Get your 90's neon Lisa Frank freak nostalgia on with this tarot card parody. The Devil works hard, but 90s kids work harder.

Big Dick Stocks Pillow

Big Dick Stocks Pillow

Check out these thick, turgid gains. My portfolio is positively engorged and dripping with dividends, and my investments are still on the rise!

Chonky Chode Chakra Pillow

Chonky Chode Chakra Pillow

Meditate on your chonky chode chakra. The time has come to manifest that energy into reality.

Cockbuster Pillow

Cockbuster Pillow

We all know what Blockbuster was back in the day, but now things have changed. Introducing Cockbusters! It's the same concept but spicier. What are you waiting for? Get yours today!

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