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Aliens and UFO Cosmic Space Pattern Blanket

Aliens and UFO Cosmic Space Pattern Blanket

This alien pattern pillow is perfect for lovers of all things cosmic and creepy, like our extra terrestrial alien friends with their spaceship, ufos floating in space amidst the planets and stars. This alien bag is great for fans of alien art, alien decor, alien pillows and alien accessories.

Dungeons and Dragons Hidden Peen Pattern Blanket

Dungeons and Dragons Hidden Peen Pattern Blanket

If you look closely, things may not be exactly as they seem... can you find all the hidden penises in this Dungeons and Dragons inspired pattern?

FLCL Anime Pattern Blanket

FLCL Anime Pattern Blanket

Fooly Cooly themed anime pattern blanket! Relive parts of your childhood with this nostalgic or newly discovered cartoon design!

Bee Rad Pattern Blanket

Bee Rad Pattern Blanket

Bee rad with these 90's inspired bees! Feel like all that and a jar of honey. Like, totally save the bees!

Digital Monsters Pattern Blanket

Digital Monsters Pattern Blanket

Digimon are the champions! For those who are secretly a Digidestined, show your nostalgic love for the Digital Monsters with this cute pattern featuring Agumon, Gabumon, Biyomon, Gomamon, Gatomon, Palmon, Patamon, and Tentomon!

90s Neon Rainbow Penis Pattern Black Blanket

90s Neon Rainbow Penis Pattern Black Blanket

Get your 90's neon Lisa Frank freak nostalgia on with this rainbow penis pattern! Can you spot all the Lisa Frank inspired peens? The patterns, the colors, is that a pegasus? A giraffe? A jaguar? A cheetah? A penis?!?!

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Kawaii Penises Pattern Blanket

Kawaii Penises Pattern Blanket

Kawaii Penises, or Kawaii weenies, or even, dare I say... Kaweenies cover this super cute NSFW pattern. Each kaweenie is unique, and of course, kawaiiiii!

Floral Penis Pattern Blue Blanket

Floral Penis Pattern Blue Blanket

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Spring Flora Pattern Blanket

Spring Flora Pattern Blanket

Everyone knows spring is the best time of year! The sky's blue, the breeze is blowing in, you have infinite amounts of books to read, and a mild cup of tea. If you're bedroom, living room, or dorm room need a splash of color to match the season. This floral spring blanket is perfect for you!

Holiday Tree Cake Pattern Blanket

Holiday Tree Cake Pattern Blanket

It's the most wonderful time of the year! That's right, Holiday Tree Cakes are here! Celebrate your love for the seasonal snack cake with this jolly design.

90s Neon Rainbow Penis Pattern Blanket

90s Neon Rainbow Penis Pattern Blanket

Get your 90's neon Lisa Frank freak nostalgia on with this rainbow penis pattern! Can you spot all the Lisa Frank inspired peens? The patterns, the colors, is that a pegasus? A giraffe? A jaguar? A cheetah? A penis?!?!

UFO Pattern Blanket

UFO Pattern Blanket

Get abducted by your friendly space alien with this UFO themed pattern!

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Be Kind Flower Power Smileys Blanket

Be Kind Flower Power Smileys Blanket

Be kind and bloom! Show off your flower power of care with this fun, retro, groovy, floral smileys design.

Cottagecore Peens Pattern Blanket

Cottagecore Peens Pattern Blanket

The cottage core aesthetic is so beautiful, so cozy and cute - the berries, the baking, the tea. I'm sorry to have to kick it up a notch, but the thing cottage core needs is some NSFW humor. Check out all the hidden and not so hidden penises (peens) in this pattern.

Zelda Items Pattern Blanket

Zelda Items Pattern Blanket

Keep all your important weapons and gadgets nearby with this nerdy, Legend of Zelda inspired, gamer, video game, inventory pattern coffee mug!

Cute Crow Pattern Blanket

Cute Crow Pattern Blanket

Caw! This adorable murder of crows is here to add a little terror and a little cuteness to your day. Great for crow lovers!

Baby Goats On Baby Goats Pattern Blanket

Baby Goats On Baby Goats Pattern Blanket

Show your love of nature's favorite chaotic animal with this cute baby goat pattern! Perfect for looking flashy while staying on top of social distancing and screaming in quarantine because you've remembered baby goats exist.

Gay Mushroom Pattern Blanket

Gay Mushroom Pattern Blanket

This design is for all the fun-gays! Mushroom lovers and cottage core lesbians alike, let's forage for those shroomies!

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