Pattern Blankets

The cottage core aesthetic is so beautiful, so cozy and cute - the berries, the baking, the tea. I'm sorry to have to kick it up a notch, but the thing cottage core needs is some NSFW humor. Check out all the hidden and not so hidden penises (peens) in this pattern.

If you look closely, things may not be exactly as they seem... can you find all the hidden penises in this Dungeons and Dragons inspired pattern?

Introducing the latest sensation that's causing a stir in the world of home decor - our Floral Penis Pattern blanket! This unique and quirky pattern is designed to drive your mother absolutely crazy, while adding a touch of humor and fun to your living room. Featuring intricately detailed floral prints that are carefully intertwined with subtle genitalia imagery, this blanket is perfect for anyone looking to add a bit of edginess to their decor style. Not only is it a conversation starter, but it's also made of high-quality materials that guarantee durability, comfort, and long-lasting use. Whether you're snuggled up on the couch with your significant other or hosting a social gathering with friends and family, this Floral Penis Pattern blanket is sure to become the main attraction and teasing point in your home. Don't let your sense of humor go unnoticed - grab yours today and experience the laughter and smiles it brings with it!

Keep an eye out in every realm of the multiverse with this googly eye pattern design, inspired by Everything Everywhere All at Once, to keep your perspectives open!

Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! This isn't your ordinary Holiday cheer, not the pattern to show to the inlaws... for these phallic festivities will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!

Fooly Cooly themed anime pattern blanket! Relive parts of your childhood with this nostalgic or newly discovered cartoon design!