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Trending Designs
Cottagecore Peens Pattern Blanket
The cottage core aesthetic is so beautiful, so cozy and cute - the berries, the baking, the tea. I'm sorry to have to kick it up a notch, but the thing cottage core needs is some NSFW humor. Check out all the hidden and not so hidden penises (peens) in this pattern.
Dungeons and Dragons Hidden Peen Pattern Blanket
If you look closely, things may not be exactly as they seem... can you find all the hidden penises in this Dungeons and Dragons inspired pattern?
Floral Penis Pattern Blanket
Introducing the latest sensation that's causing a stir in the world of home decor - our Floral Penis Pattern blanket! This unique and quirky pattern is designed to drive your mother absolutely crazy, while adding a touch of humor and fun to your living room. Featuring intricately detailed floral prints that are carefully intertwined with subtle genitalia imagery, this blanket is perfect for anyone looking to add a bit of edginess to their decor style. Not only is it a conversation starter, but it's also made of high-quality materials that guarantee durability, comfort, and long-lasting use. Whether you're snuggled up on the couch with your significant other or hosting a social gathering with friends and family, this Floral Penis Pattern blanket is sure to become the main attraction and teasing point in your home. Don't let your sense of humor go unnoticed - grab yours today and experience the laughter and smiles it brings with it!
Googly Eye Pattern Blanket
Keep an eye out in every realm of the multiverse with this googly eye pattern design, inspired by Everything Everywhere All at Once, to keep your perspectives open!
Christmas Peens Pattern Blanket
Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! This isn't your ordinary Holiday cheer, not the pattern to show to the inlaws... for these phallic festivities will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!
FLCL Anime Pattern Blanket
Fooly Cooly themed anime pattern blanket! Relive parts of your childhood with this nostalgic or newly discovered cartoon design!
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Tanjiro Pattern Blanket
Who wouldn't be able to recognize Tanjiro with his iconic dark turquoise checkered pattern? Whether you're a fan of Demon Slayer and would like to wear it on its own or with cosplay, people will be sure to recognize Tanjiro's cloak pattern!
Yule Pattern Blanket
Don't mess with witchy Christmas or Yule be sorry! We heathens love our solstice celebrations, the dried oranges, the yule logs, the pine and cinnamon! Show off your love of the winter solstice celebration with this witchy pattern!
Fat Shark Pattern Blanket
Oh lawd they're comin! The fat shark's are taking over, the apex predators are here! These adorable chunky boi's and Girls are here to either claim or protect your food items.
Dino Nuggies Pattern Blanket
If you feel nostalgic for dino nuggets, then you're in luck with this dinosaur chicken nugget design! Talk about going full circle when going from dinosaur to chicken, to nugget, to dinosaur nugget!
Floral Penis Pattern Blanket Blue Blanket
Introducing the perfect conversation starter for your home decor collection! This innovative design is sure to make anyone take a second look and spark a few laughs. What better way to add a sprinkle of humor and spice to your living space? The intricate and detailed pattern will leave you and your guests in awe. Don't be surprised if your friends start hinting for one of their own. Whether you use it as a statement piece or as a cozy addition to your bedding, this blanket is sure to bring a smile to your face every time you see it. It's time to spice up your home decor game with this one-of-a-kind, Floral Penis Pattern Blanket. Your decor game just got a major upgrade!
Floral Penis Pattern Blue Blanket
Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!
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Good Times And Witchy Vibes Blanket
Good Times And Witchy Vibes! You know when your hanging with your witches it's always gonna radiate good vibes!
Kawaii Dragons Pattern Blanket
Round, chubby, adorable... yet, dangerous! Don't let those cute little faces fool you. They have sharp teeth and flame breath! But if you befriend one, you'll have yourself a living portable lighter!
Kawaii Squishy Face Animals Blanket
A lot of animals tend to squish their cheeks when cleaning, and it's incredibly cute!! This kawaii pattern is here to infinitely recreate that heart bursting sensation of happiness from witnessing such an adorable behavior!
Yule Pattern Blanket
Don't mess with witchy Christmas or Yule be sorry! We heathens love our solstice celebrations, the dried oranges, the yule logs, the pine and cinnamon! Show off your love of the winter solstice celebration with this witchy pattern!
Glizzy Pattern Blanket
Shout out all the Glizzy lovers out there! Express your love for the glizzy with this funky pattern design!
Christmas Cats Pattern Blanket
These adorable kitties make the PURRFECT fluffy addition to furry and fun Christmas! An a-meow-zing gift for the cat people in your life this holiday season!
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