Patterned Socks

Sparkle and dazzle with his gemstone pattern! We've got diamonds, pearls, sapphires, and crystals, and "jewel" be looking beautiful in this colorful design!

Introducing our latest creation - the Banana Penis pattern sock! These socks are not for the faint-hearted, but for those who dare to be bold and unapologetic. The design is subtle yet not so subtle at the same time and is sure to leave an impression on anyone who catches a glimpse. Whether you're trying to add a bit of spice to your outfit or looking for a conversation starter, these socks were made for you! Trust us; your friends and family will never see it coming. With an attention-grabbing pattern like this, you'll be the talk of the town, and people won't be able to resist asking where you got them from. So why wait? Get your hands on these socks now and take your style game to the next level!

Are you a cat lover looking to add some humor to your wardrobe? Look no further than our Yellow Cat Butt Pattern socks! These hilarious socks feature an all-over print of cat backsides in bright yellow. Not only will they keep your feet cozy and stylish, but they're sure to be a conversation starter. Perfect for wearing around the house or adding a pop of fun to your everyday outfit. Trust us, these socks are the cat's meow! So don't be a scaredy-cat, grab a pair of Yellow Cat Butt Pattern socks today and show off your playful side. Meow!

Weed be so cute together! Cannabe your Valentines? Celebrate Valentine's Day with you best bud and these fun stoner candy hearts!

Introducing the ultimate conversation starter for those who dare - the Venus Flytrap Vulvas! These daring socks showcase the beauty and power of the infamous carnivorous plant in a way that's both fun and fearless. Wear them with pride and let the world know that you're not afraid to take risks. The design is perfect for those who appreciate the beauty of hidden images and love a playful NSFW home decor. Whether you're heading to work or off on an adventure, these socks will keep your feet stylish and comfortable all day long. They're perfect for plant lovers looking for a way to mix in some edgy humor into their wardrobe. So, if you're ready to ditch the boring and embrace the bold, slip into a pair of Venus Flytrap Vulvas and prepare for the attention you'll receive!

Introducing our latest and greatest sock product - the Floral Penis Rainbow! Are you tired of boring, plain socks that don't express your personality? We've got you covered. Our Floral Penis Rainbow socks feature a unique design that combines lovely floral patterns with a not-so-subtle hint of genitalia. These socks are perfect for anyone who isn't afraid to make a statement with their style. They're also a great conversation starter - just wait for someone to notice the pattern and watch the reactions come flooding in! Plus, they're comfortable and durable enough to wear all day long. Whether you're headed to work, a fancy event, or just lounging at home, the Floral Penis Rainbow socks are sure to add some fun to your wardrobe. Don't miss out on this must-have accessory - get your pair today!