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Magical Girl Peens Pattern Stocking
Magical Girl Peens Pattern Stocking
These are clearly magical girl items, weapons, transformation devices, but they have a sort of phallic essence to them... Can you notice all the peens in the items?
Gingerbread Butts Pattern Stocking
Gingerbread Butts Pattern Stocking
Man, these gingerbread men have some nice CAKES! Normally cookies are soft and moist but these guys are JUICY!
Cottagecore Peens Pattern Stocking
Cottagecore Peens Pattern Stocking
The cottage core aesthetic is so beautiful, so cozy and cute - the berries, the baking, the tea. I'm sorry to have to kick it up a notch, but the thing cottage core needs is some NSFW humor. Check out all the hidden and not so hidden penises (peens) in this pattern.
Occult Hidden Penis Pattern Stocking
Occult Hidden Penis Pattern Stocking
If you are into all things occult, witchy, or ~mystical~ then this pattern is for you... oh wait... are those dicks? See if you can find all the penis occultish items, and even look to the whispy magical fog.
Gingerbread and Candy Cane Penises Stocking
Gingerbread and Candy Cane Penises Stocking
Show off your love for these NSFW holiday treats with this , gingerbread and candy cane penises design!
Potato Butts Pattern Stocking
Potato Butts Pattern Stocking
If a potato has a butt, does that make it a spudonkadonk? Or maybe Buttatos? These potatoes are just like their mashed variants - thicc.
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NSFW Penis Fall Pattern Stocking
NSFW Penis Fall Pattern Stocking
At first you might see some seasonal corn, gourds, caramel apples, a jug of cider, pumpkins, pumpkin donuts...typical fall essentials. But look closer, there may be a phallic shape trend there, and check out the lines on the leaf - perhaps a bit vagina-esque? Laugh at this seemingly innocent phallic fall pattern!
Penis Plants Pattern Stocking
Penis Plants Pattern Stocking
Ooh plants! I love plants, oh...oh wait what are those? Penis plants, baby. If you love subtle NSFW patterns, and a hint of greenery, then this is the pattern for you!
Kawaii Penises Pattern Stocking
Kawaii Penises Pattern Stocking
Kawaii Penises, or Kawaii weenies, or even, dare I say... Kaweenies cover this super cute NSFW pattern. Each kaweenie is unique, and of course, kawaiiiii!
Phallic Christmas Cookies Stocking
Phallic Christmas Cookies Stocking
Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! These aren't your typical sugar cookies, not the ones to bring to the inlaws... for these phallic sugary delights will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!
Halloweenies Pattern Stocking
Halloweenies Pattern Stocking
At first glance you may think this is an average festive Halloween pattern, look a little closer, my dear, those objects may be more phallic than they appear...
Unicorn Penis Pattern Stocking
Unicorn Penis Pattern Stocking
although this design isn't exactly subtle, it's sure to get people to do a double take! Is that a unicorn, or a uniporn!? How crude, yet... magical.
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Newest Designs
Mistle Hoe Stocking
Mistle Hoe Stocking
Hoe around this holiday with this silly, "Mistle Hoe" mistletoe design! Perfect for being single, dating, Christmas , and holiday humor!
Fruity Vaginas Pattern Stocking
Fruity Vaginas Pattern Stocking
What's that peeking out of the moist, juicy flesh of these tantalizing fruits? Talk about finger foods! Although maybe don't take this one to work. ...Maybe.
Cosmic Vulva Pattern Stocking
Cosmic Vulva Pattern Stocking
Isn't space magnificent? Celebrate the unending natural beauty of space and the human form with this NSFW pattern depicting a vast array of vulvas that look like nebulas, galaxies, and other celestial bodies!
Frog Butt Stocking
Frog Butt Stocking
That booty be HOPPIN! Damn I feel feint over that ass, i might croak. Thicc frogs for LIFE.
Banana penis pattern Stocking
Banana penis pattern Stocking
Looking for a subtle nsfw product? Something that's not immediately noticeable until you stare at it long enough that you realize that all is not as innocent as it seems? Then this design is for you! Perfect for shocking friends and family!
Daddy Christmas Stocking
Daddy Christmas Stocking
Are you a ho ho ho for the Holidays? Daddy Christmas is gonna be coming down your chimney tonight!
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