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Jolly As Hyuck Goofy Parody Stocking

Jolly As Hyuck Goofy Parody Stocking

Jolly as Hyuck. Show that you're jolly as F*** this holiday season with this sassy pun inspired design.

Floral Penis Rainbow Stocking

Floral Penis Rainbow Stocking

Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your home? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

Ginger Bread Nudists Stocking

Ginger Bread Nudists Stocking

These nudist gingerbread are sure to turn some heads! Great for those people who live for making people do a double take.

Christmas Peens Pattern Stocking

Christmas Peens Pattern Stocking

Want an X-rated Xmas? Merry Dickmas! This isn't your ordinary Holiday cheer, not the pattern to show to the inlaws... for these phallic festivities will have you laughing HOE HOE HOE all through the night!

Magical Girl Peens Pattern Stocking

Magical Girl Peens Pattern Stocking

These are clearly magical girl items, weapons, transformation devices, but they have a sort of phallic essence to them... Can you notice all the peens in the items?

Cottagecore Peens Pattern Stocking

Cottagecore Peens Pattern Stocking

The cottage core aesthetic is so beautiful, so cozy and cute - the berries, the baking, the tea. I'm sorry to have to kick it up a notch, but the thing cottage core needs is some NSFW humor. Check out all the hidden and not so hidden penises (peens) in this pattern.

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NSFW Penis Fall Pattern Stocking

NSFW Penis Fall Pattern Stocking

At first you might see some seasonal corn, gourds, caramel apples, a jug of cider, pumpkins, pumpkin donuts...typical fall essentials. But look closer, there may be a phallic shape trend there, and check out the lines on the leaf - perhaps a bit vagina-esque? Laugh at this seemingly innocent phallic fall pattern!

Gingerbread and Candy Cane Penises Stocking

Gingerbread and Candy Cane Penises Stocking

Show off your love for these NSFW holiday treats with this funny, gingerbread and candy cane penises design!

Penis Plants Pattern Stocking

Penis Plants Pattern Stocking

Ooh plants! I love plants, oh...oh wait what are those? Penis plants, baby. If you love subtle NSFW patterns, and a hint of greenery, then this is the pattern for you!

Kawaii Penises Pattern Stocking

Kawaii Penises Pattern Stocking

Kawaii Penises, or Kawaii weenies, or even, dare I say... Kaweenies cover this super cute NSFW pattern. Each kaweenie is unique, and of course, kawaiiiii!

Ahegao Glizzy Gobbler Stocking

Ahegao Glizzy Gobbler Stocking

Nobody loves glizzys this much without winning a few eating contests... What's to be said? Some people just really like shoving long meat tubes in their mouth...

Merry Dickmas Stocking

Merry Dickmas Stocking

Merry Dickmas! Dick the halls with boughs of holly! Have yourself an NSFW Christmas with this festive green dildo, or shall I say, sexually liberated Christmas tree...

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All I Want For Christmas Is A Fat Cock Stocking

All I Want For Christmas Is A Fat Cock Stocking

All I'm asking for is a little chubby! A real fat cock! Ya know, one that will give me a nice morning cock-a-doodle-doo.

Flicky Frog Stocking

Flicky Frog Stocking

This Leggy boi don't friccin' CARE about what u say! Show the world you ain't give a dang with this edgy double bird flippin froggy boi!

Ice Cream Butts Stocking

Ice Cream Butts Stocking

Looking for something on the NSFW side that's makes people do a double take? These bootylicious flavored ice creams are sure to turn heads! Innocent, delicious ice creams? SYKE! It's butts!

Ole Saint Dick Stocking

Ole Saint Dick Stocking

Jolly ole saint dick! Share the festive and NSFW holiday humor with this funny and festive "Ole Saint Dick" nsfw parody design.

Tie Me Up Daddy Stocking

Tie Me Up Daddy Stocking

Tie me up nice and tight, turn me into a pretty little gift! This naughty christmas gift is ready for the holidays. A little too excited for the ribbons and tensils, it seems.

Stuff Me Daddy Stocking

Stuff Me Daddy Stocking

Ohh, you got more things to stuff the stocking? Hot. Great for people who enjoy making their friends and family uncomfortable.

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