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This rat is kinky and trashy in the best way. Rats may be called dirty, but this rat loves to be called a dirty little slut, and it's even got on a cute lil maid outfit!
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Call Me Your Dirty Little Slut Rat Pillow
This rat is kinky and trashy in the best way. Rats may be called dirty, but this rat loves to be called a dirty little slut, and it's even got on a cute lil maid outfit!
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These popsicles are more spicy than sweet (wink wink). Looking for a subtle nsfw product? Something that's not immediately noticeable until you stare at it long enough that you realize that all is not as innocent as it seems? Then this design is for you! Perfect for shocking friends and family! Suck on that cocksicle, or popdickle...
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Popsicle Penises Pillow
These popsicles are more spicy than sweet (wink wink). Looking for a subtle nsfw product? Something that's not immediately noticeable until you stare at it long enough that you realize that all is not as innocent as it seems? Then this design is for you! Perfect for shocking friends and family! Suck on that cocksicle, or popdickle...
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Cherry blossoms are beautiful, and so is the vagina. Celebrate your love for vagina and elegant seasonal florals with this blossoming design!
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Cherry Blossom Vagina Pattern Pillow
Cherry blossoms are beautiful, and so is the vagina. Celebrate your love for vagina and elegant seasonal florals with this blossoming design!
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Just some, perhaps, oddly phallic shaped and arranged witchy items. Not totally sus, but just enough to where you may get a few chuckles out of humor from these penis-esque magical things. Mushrooms, penis candles, boners, cauldron balls, crystal balls, potions, and a phallic feather to name a few. Cast a hilarious charm on anyone around you who may be fooled by this, at first, unsuspecting, totally innocent design.
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Phallic Witchy Things Pattern Pillow
Just some, perhaps, oddly phallic shaped and arranged witchy items. Not totally sus, but just enough to where you may get a few chuckles out of humor from these penis-esque magical things. Mushrooms, penis candles, boners, cauldron balls, crystal balls, potions, and a phallic feather to name a few. Cast a hilarious charm on anyone around you who may be fooled by this, at first, unsuspecting, totally innocent design.
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Life is F***ing nuts, this squirrel is just contemplating the futility of life, simply smoking away on stale cigarettes after sex... how meta, how grunge. Chasing the next high, the next nut...where will he go. After all, to a simple squirrel, life is nuts.
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Life is F***ing Nuts Pillow
Life is F***ing nuts, this squirrel is just contemplating the futility of life, simply smoking away on stale cigarettes after sex... how meta, how grunge. Chasing the next high, the next nut...where will he go. After all, to a simple squirrel, life is nuts.
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Kawaii Penises, or Kawaii weenies, or even, dare I say... Kaweenies cover this super cute NSFW pattern. Each kaweenie is unique, and of course, kawaiiiii!
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Kawaii Penises Pattern Pillow
Kawaii Penises, or Kawaii weenies, or even, dare I say... Kaweenies cover this super cute NSFW pattern. Each kaweenie is unique, and of course, kawaiiiii!
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At first you might see some seasonal corn, gourds, caramel apples, a jug of cider, pumpkins, pumpkin donuts...typical fall essentials. But look closer, there may be a phallic shape trend there, and check out the lines on the leaf - perhaps a bit vagina-esque? Laugh at this seemingly innocent phallic fall pattern!
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NSFW Penis Fall Pattern Pillow
At first you might see some seasonal corn, gourds, caramel apples, a jug of cider, pumpkins, pumpkin donuts...typical fall essentials. But look closer, there may be a phallic shape trend there, and check out the lines on the leaf - perhaps a bit vagina-esque? Laugh at this seemingly innocent phallic fall pattern!
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Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!
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Floral Penis Pattern Blue Pillow
Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!
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This hentai-inspired design is for all those anime lovers out there with a dirty sense of humor. This dirty little stack of pancakes is ready for a lot of syrup!
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Pankakke Pillow
This hentai-inspired design is for all those anime lovers out there with a dirty sense of humor. This dirty little stack of pancakes is ready for a lot of syrup!
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Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!
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Floral Penis Pattern Yellow Pillow
Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!
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Inappropriate for the neighborhood trick or treaters - but hilarious for those with a dirty mind and spooky sense of humor! These pumpkins are carved in particularly phallic and yonic shapes. Jack-O-Lanterns that get you in the mood...for Halloween tricks!
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Genital Jack-O-Lanterns Pattern Pillow
Inappropriate for the neighborhood trick or treaters - but hilarious for those with a dirty mind and spooky sense of humor! These pumpkins are carved in particularly phallic and yonic shapes. Jack-O-Lanterns that get you in the mood...for Halloween tricks!
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Looking for a subtle nsfw product? Something that's not immediately noticeable until you stare at it long enough that you realize that all is not as innocent as it seems? Then this design is for you! Perfect for shocking friends and family!
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Banana penis pattern Pillow
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Cream Puff Vaginas, what a combo. At first, people may believe these are just delicious looking cream puffs, but when you look closer, the vagina-esque cream become more noticeable. Want something that will mildly offend your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle cream puff vagina pattern is for you!
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Cream Puff Vaginas Pillow
Cream Puff Vaginas, what a combo. At first, people may believe these are just delicious looking cream puffs, but when you look closer, the vagina-esque cream become more noticeable. Want something that will mildly offend your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle cream puff vagina pattern is for you!
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Mushroom can look like penises, it's just a fact. These phallic shrooms might get you some questionable looks, but nothing tricks the eye like a subtle penis shaped, perfectly innocent mushroom.
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Mushroom Penis Pillow
Mushroom can look like penises, it's just a fact. These phallic shrooms might get you some questionable looks, but nothing tricks the eye like a subtle penis shaped, perfectly innocent mushroom.
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Oh yeah! This hentai inspired design is sure to get the room a little hot... or at least, make it hilariously awkward. whether you're in it for the cringe or for the sexiness, this is the perfect design for you!
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Ahegao Face Pillow
Oh yeah! This hentai inspired design is sure to get the room a little hot... or at least, make it hilariously awkward. whether you're in it for the cringe or for the sexiness, this is the perfect design for you!
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Get some laughs and some concerned looks with this perfectly wholesome and not suggestive at ALL donut being filled with cream from a piping bag!
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Fill Me Daddy (Donut) Pillow
Get some laughs and some concerned looks with this perfectly wholesome and not suggestive at ALL donut being filled with cream from a piping bag!
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although this design isn't exactly subtle, it's sure to get people to do a double take! Is that a unicorn, or a uniporn!? How crude, yet... magical.
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Unicorn Penis Pattern Pillow
although this design isn't exactly subtle, it's sure to get people to do a double take! Is that a unicorn, or a uniporn!? How crude, yet... magical.
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Looking for a new french toile patterned pillow for your couch? How about something that is nice and flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother only notices once she stares at it too long... then this subtle floral penis pattern is for you!
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Floral Penis Pattern Orange Pillow
Looking for a new french toile patterned pillow for your couch? How about something that is nice and flowery with mildly offensive genitalia that your mother only notices once she stares at it too long... then this subtle floral penis pattern is for you!