Nerd Greeting Cards

If there's anything Cthulhu wants for christmas, it's CthulYOU... to be part of his cult, of course. How else is he going to wake up from his eternal slumber?!

"Do I Nocturn You On?" Mothman whispers in your ear in the dead of night... is this your cryptid fantasy, Mothman in lingerie, a nocturnal mysterious creature, a forbidden romance? Then this is the design for you! cryptid nerd mothman jokes nsfw mothman mothman love occult cryptid society cryptozoology mothman sexy men lingerie mothman daddy mothman puns mothman cryptid cryptid mothman lingerie mothman gifts mothman funny mothman do i nocturn you on?

You Are My Precious! Show your partner how much you love them, more than Smagol/gollum loves the one ring!

It's a critical hit, having a nerdy dad builds character. Show off your love of your dad, being a dad, and DnD with this, "Nerdy Dads Build Character" dungeons and dragons inspired dad design!

Why have a jolly christmas when you can have a chaotic christmas? Make sure that perfectly wrapped gift isn't a mimic... Roll for perception and hope that you don't get a nat1!

This funny greeting card reads, "I Hate You Less Than Most People" and is perfect to send to anyone you like but only as much as your crippling hatred will allow! This awkward but sweet card could be used for valentines day, birthdays, or even just as a general greeting to let someone know they hold a special place in your cold dead heart!