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Rated T for Tired Blanket

Rated T for Tired Blanket

Rated T for Tired - Content may be suitable for those tired and sleepy. Perfect for nerds who love to nap and play games, with this ESRB rating-inspired design!

Beast Mode Inosuke Blanket

Beast Mode Inosuke Blanket

If you're not afraid to beast mode and be the ultimate contrarian to all your haters this design is for you. Channeling the anime beast demon slayer you can take on the toughest workouts in this shirt. Adorned with the Inosuke's board mask rage our and work out in this and achieve the ultimate beast mode.

Dogeon Master Doge DM Blanket

Dogeon Master Doge DM Blanket

Such dungeon so master. Be a Doge DM with this funny, "Dogeon Master" Dungeons and Dragons parody meme mashup, with an illustration of doge as a DM. Perfect for a nerd that loves memes and DMing!

I love my weird cats Blanket

I love my weird cats Blanket

Wow, what strange cats, but still lovable all the same! These fluffy critters are full of energy... well, when they aren't sleeping, anyway. Great for totoro and ghibli lovers!

No Face Blanket

No Face Blanket

If you're a lonely creature with a monstrous appetite, then this shirt is for you! Perfect for fans of Spirited Away and Hayao Miyazaki! Ideal for cuddling up and watching Studio Ghibli movies with your nerdy anime friends!

Nerf The Patriarchy Parody Blanket

Nerf The Patriarchy Parody Blanket

This feminist shirt is perfect for all girl gamers who love overwatch and wanna nerf the patriarchy. Nerf this! This overwatch shirt is great for fans of dva shirts, nerd shirts, gamer shirts and dva art.

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Nerd Alert Blanket

Nerd Alert Blanket

This design features a pair of dorky glasses and the words "nerd alert" and is perfect for nerds everywhere. If you're a dork, nerd, geek, outcast, loser, gamer, bookworm, or otherwise socially inept person then this design is for you! Ideal for school, college, university, the library, or partying with your nerdy friends!

Goth Nerd Blanket

Goth Nerd Blanket

Goth and a nerd? No problem! Perfect for a goth who loves video games, anime, cosplay, sci-fi, comic books, and more!

Bird Nerd Blanket

Bird Nerd Blanket

You love all those feathered fellows. Cockatiels, parakeets, love birds, you name it! Claim your title as the bird with the nerds with this tee!

Rebels vs The Empire Technology Blanket Blanket

Rebels vs The Empire Technology Blanket Blanket

An intricate Victorian pattern incorporating unique interpretations of the technology of the Star Wars trilogy, from the Death Star, to Millennium Falcon, Han Solo's Blaster, X-Wings, storm troopers and Boba Fett's Slave I. A design for art fans and scifi nerds.

I've Got Anxiety Rainbow Blanket

I've Got Anxiety Rainbow Blanket

This anxiety shirt is perfect for all those nerdy introverts who like to keep positive about their social anxiety and awkwardness, with sparkles and rainbows! This introvert shirt is great for fans of anxiety jokes, nerd memes and nerd shirts.

Seduce You With Weirdness Blanket

Seduce You With Weirdness Blanket

Allow me to seduce you with weirdness. I have some very strange and complex interests, obsessions and fantasies so I hope you're ready for a bit of a sexy challenge. This could get awkward, I am not what you would call a normal human being.

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Thicc & Neighborly Blanket

Thicc & Neighborly Blanket

Totoro makes the best neighbor - and he's also DUMMY THICC. Their round shape is perfect, and something to be envious of. Great for Totoro fans!

Trying To Eat Like a Hobbit and Look Like an Elf Blanket

Trying To Eat Like a Hobbit and Look Like an Elf Blanket

Trying To Eat Like a Hobbit and Look Like an Elf, we all have those days, we maybe eat a lot more lembas bread than we should - but yunno, we can't all look like Legolas, so the Hobbit Six meal plan it is: Breakfast, second breakfast, elevenses, luncheon, afternoon tea, dinner, and supper (and maybe even dessert). This anti-diet funny Lord of The Rings inspired design will be sure to make nerdy foodies laugh!

Dark Side Daddy Blanket

Dark Side Daddy Blanket

Black Philip: Wouldst Thou Like To Live Deliciously Blanket

Black Philip: Wouldst Thou Like To Live Deliciously Blanket

This black philip shirt is perfect for witches and horror movie fans who appreciate Black Philip, wouldst thou like to live deliciously? This horror shirt is great for fans of halloween shirts, the witch shirts and movie shirts.

Dungerns & Dergins Blanket

Dungerns & Dergins Blanket

Everyone knows that every dnd campaign eventually turns into a derpy adventure. Try as you may to keep it serious, but your dungeons in dragons is sure to turn into dungerns and dergins.

It's Lit Bonfire Blanket

It's Lit Bonfire Blanket

Darksouls is LIT! Especially the bonfire... it's essential. Gamer nerds will likely flock to you in search of a place to rest when sporting this design! Sit back, relax, and level up with those souls you've gathered!

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