Murder

You are found guilty for attempted murder! That is, attempting to gather crows. Let others feast on your inner, criminally terrible, clinically insane, pun fueled mastermind with this humorous visual joke to get a couple judgmental stares.

Cute, fluffy... and DANGEROUS! Cats, ya gotta love them, but they are like fluffy cactus demons. And there's no telling when they decide to strike!

You are found guilty for attempted murder! That is, attempting to gather crows. Let others feast on your inner, criminally terrible, clinically insane, pun fueled mastermind with this humorous visual joke to get a couple judgmental stares.

Looking for a fierce and funny tee to spice up your wardrobe? Look no further than our Murder Mittens design! Inspired by those cute but deadly cats we all know and love, this tee is a must-have for any true feline fanatic. With its witty and clever design, this shirt really captures the essence of what makes our feline friends so lovable and yet dangerous. Whether you're lounging at home or hitting the cat cafe with some friends, you'll be sure to turn heads in this bold and hilarious tee. So why wait? Grab your Murder Mittens tee today and show the world that you're not afraid to embrace your inner cactus demon!

Introducing our newest addition to the feline-inspired collection: the Murder Mittens t-shirt! Celebrate the fearsome and unpredictable nature of our feline overlords with this stylish and edgy design. With sharp claws and a playful demeanor, these adorable fluff balls will always keep you on your toes. Featuring a graphic print that captures the spirit of these cute and deceptively dangerous creatures in all their glory, this t-shirt is a must-have for any cat lover with a dark sense of humor. Whether you are cuddling with your favorite feline friend or just want to show off your love for all things cat, the Murder Mittens t-shirt is the perfect statement piece for any occasion. So, embrace your inner cat lady (or cat dad) and grab one today! Trust us; your wardrobe will thank you for it.

Looking for a fun and flirty way to show off your love for a good murder? Check out our "Murder Fun" t-shirt! This shirt is perfect for anyone who loves to have fun and be themselves while indulging in their darker side. Whether you're hitting the gym or the club, this shirt is sure to turn heads and start conversations. With its clever and witty slogan, "the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself", you'll be the envy of all your friends. Plus, it's the perfect way to add some edge to your wardrobe without sacrificing your sense of humor. So why wait? Grab your Murder Fun shirt today and start spreading the love of all things dark and mysterious!