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Looking for a new french toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

This coffee mug is not just an ordinary coffee mug. It is more than that. It is the perfect gift for all the housewives out there who are not perfect, but simply okay. If you are a woman who does not have a perfect home, who does not have perfect cooking skills, who cannot keep the house spotlessly clean, well, you are definitely not alone. And this mug is a testament to that. It is a fun way to celebrate your imperfections as a housewife and embrace the fact that being average can be pretty amazing. The design of this mug is simple yet profound. The words "World's Okayest Housewife" are written in bold letters. It is a witty way of acknowledging that being a homemaker is hard and it does not always come naturally. But with this mug, you can always remind yourself that it is okay to make mistakes and learn from them. The mug is also sturdy and durable, so you can use it every day to enjoy your cup of coffee or tea. It is a great conversation starter and a way to connect with other housewives who embrace the okayness in them. gift for wife.

Our Strong Woman With Soft Sensibilities garden flag is the perfect addition to any garden space. The phrase is a powerful reminder that women can be both strong and soft at the same time - there's nothing wrong with being tough and assertive, while still maintaining a loving and kind disposition. This garden flag is a wonderful way to honor the strong women in your life, whether it's a grandmother, mother, sister, or friend. The design features a beautiful contrast between bold and delicate typography, with the words "Strong Woman" being emphasized in a strong, bold font, while "Soft Sensibilities" is featured in a softer script font. The garden flag is perfect for decorating your outdoor space and expressing your appreciation for all the hardworking women who make a difference in the world. Display it proudly in your garden, patio, or porch and let everyone know that you celebrate and support women who embrace their strength and femininity. garden flag strong woman soft sensibilities outdoor decor feminine inspirational quote durable weather-resistant yard art housewarming gift gift for her lawn ornament decorative flag flower garden patio decoration decorative banner custom design unique outdoor decoration home accessory backyard flag.

Celebrate the incredible work of midwives with our new enamel lapel pin! This pin is the perfect way to show your appreciation for the compassionate care midwives provide to mothers and babies. The words "Midwives Have The Best Catchphrases" are emblazoned across the front of the pin, bold and eye-catching. Wear it to show support for the profession, or to start conversations about the important role midwives play in our healthcare system. This is more than just a lapel pin - it's a statement piece that helps spark important conversations. The retro design and bold font add a touch of fun and humor to a serious topic, making it perfect for a wide range of settings. Whether you're a midwife yourself, a mother who has received care from one, or someone who simply values the work midwives do, this enamel lapel pin is a must-have accessory. Show your support and spread the word about the amazing care midwives provide with our "Midwives Have The Best Catchphrases" lapel pin! midwives catchphrases enamel lapel pin obstetrics gynecology healthcare nursing labor and delivery midwifery nurse midwife birth maternity baby motherhood feminist healthcare worker empowerment diversity inclusivity.

Introducing the "I'm Not Ya Mama" t-shirt - the perfect choice for anyone who's had enough of others trying to tell them what to do. With this sassy slogan emblazoned across your chest, you'll be letting the world know that you're not taking any more orders! Whether it's your boss, your partner, or your mother-in-law who's constantly nagging you, this t-shirt will help you stand up for yourself and show them who's really in charge. But this t-shirt isn't just about sass and attitude - it's also a reminder that you deserve to be respected. You're not just a subordinate or a child; you're a grown adult who can make your own decisions and navigate your own way in the world. So if you're tired of being treated like a doormat, slip on this t-shirt and let everyone know that you're not to be messed with. It's time to take control of your own life - starting with your wardrobe! t t shirts sass sassy funny humor pun sarcasm attitude comeback retort rebellion bold outspoken outspokenness witty confident self-assured assertive empowerment independence.

Bring a touch of sass and your passion for dance moms to your garden with this one of a kind garden flag that screams "I'm Not A Regular Mom, I'm A Dance Mom!" Not just any ordinary mom, if you are a dance mom, you know that your life revolves around glitter, sequins, ballet shoes who love making memories while supporting your child's dance passion. This flag is an excellent way of announcing to the world that you are proud of being a mom to a talented dancer, and you're ready to cheer your child on all the way. This flag makes a perfect addition to your garden, yard, or even in your studio, and is sure to put a smile on the faces of all passersby who also have a passion for dance. The vibrant colors and sassy statement make it a uniquely special garden flag that is perfect for dance moms of all ages. Not only is it an excellent way of reminding everyone who you are, but it's also a fantastic way of showing your child all the support and encouragement they need to keep chasing their dance dreams. Whether you're a dance mom or know one, this is a flag that is sure to delight. dance mom gardening garden flag unique garden decor outdoor decoration nursery gifts artistic garden flag customized flag mom sayings distinctive mom gift garden design outdoor living dance moms fan garden party lawn ornament housewarming gift mother's day gift lawn decoration personalized mom gift backyard decoration.